livfcrever:
I’m not opening my gates, fuck it. I’ll put a bowl of candy out by the gates and just stay in my back rooms until all these fucking clowns go away. I would go with your suggestion, except I wanna go to sleep that night.
Better make it two, like some kids are just gonna take one little piece when there’s an entire bowl set out for them. Invite someone over, kinda makes Halloween funner if you ask me. Or throw a party and make the kids leave you alone.













