I like donuts

Gosh darnit this beat is dandy

[oldschoolnickelodeon]

[weirdnessisbliss]

[bumburrito]

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

[clubpenguindoneright]

[cankerbloxxom-deactivated201701]

[lesbianshepard]

the year is 2014 AD. the human race has existed for over 200,000 years. men still think women pee out of the vagina.

[dutchster]

neither do a lot of women

[glitteringddaisies]

[sendeccentric]

[dhoenut-care]

Uranus

Uranus is a huge gas planet

[smokinjaycutler]

[dhoenut-care]

Cravings

Do you ever just crave something but don't know what and then you just get frustated

[dhoenut-care]

Alex from target

Walk up into target like waddup is alex here?

[dhoenut-care]

Joke

What did one gardening tool say about the broken gardening tool?

[dhoenut-care]

Shes a crack hoe

[bookjunkie23-blog]

[elegantly-tasteless]

school board when they talking about whether to cancel school or not

[dhoenut-care]

Mcdonalds

I was at mcdonalds with my family and went to sit down and i wasnt look and i sat down with an asian man

[dhoenut-care]

Me in fifty year: Let me tell you about my first love. His name was alex and he worked at target.

[dhoenut-care]

Alex from target

4 years from now everyones gonna be like ” hey remember alex from target?”