george lastname

he/him, born in 1991. dragged back to tumblr by the feral boy witch battle shounen

[outaspaceman]

I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍

[hbmmaster]

we need to periodically remind everyone that a headline not including a person's name isn't an attempt to erase their identity from the narrative, it's just not good practice to put someone's name in a headline unless the reader can be expected to already know who they are

[hbmmaster]

"if you can say the name in the article why can't you say the name in the headline?" what do you think a headline is for

[catsi]

i've been making more low poly models of characters whose designs i love, which naturally led me to Desscaras ♥️♥️

[hinoneko]

@sticker-mania did a fun "ichi the witch as onion headlines" thing a bit ago and i wanted to give it a whirl myself

[sapphic-machine]

This is like lingerie for electronics

[justseventeen]

June 1980. 'Quality. We build it into our clogs.'

[every-panel-of-gokuraku]

[demilypyro]

can you not be so shocked that i have game. i'm 6'1 with d cups and thick brown curls. plus i'm literally a gamer girl

[demilypyro]

okay wait. pause.

how many of you thought i was a virgin?

[demilypyro]

fuck this post

[voids-colourful-creations]

If they hadn't spent the build up to the debut drilling etiquette into ichi it probably woulda gone like this.

[initiala]

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

[hinoneko]

they warned us it would be a slippery slope

[lowhitpointspuppyplagueharpylady]

People don't get that non passing trans women are not seen as men, they are seen as non passing trans women and are treated the way they are according to the social script for trans women, which is transmisogyny.

[mochlus]

Disney is doing crazy things in the japanese mobile game sphere rn

[mochlus]

you may be familiar with disney twisted wonderland, the gacha game in which various disney villains are used as direct inspiration for handsome anime boys. well that game was so successful that disney is trying to do it again but this time they're just animeboyifying whatever

here's mickey, goofy, donald, and chip & dale. yeah they turned mickey & friends into anime boys. they're an idol unit or something. they're technically not anime boy versions of the source characters, they have different names. mickey's guy is "Neo Michel". not michael, michel, like he's french. chip & dale are "Ruska Moncrief" and "Ranka Monk", they have different last names, they're not brothers anymore so that they can be yaoibait instead, anyways this post isn't actually about these guys I'm just setting the stage for the actual humanizations I wanted to show you

They also did monsters inc. And. Well it's obvious from the designs who mike and sully are. but you will also notice. the blonde one on the left. with glasses. monsters inc is kind of famously about just the two guys so they didn't really have a lot of other non-villain characters to take anime boys inspiration from, I guess, so, well,

Yeah it's her. they made an anime boy version of the mean receptionist slug. her name is roz btw, as all of boygachagame twitter has become extremely aware of in the past 3 days as we speculated prior to the release of the full image who tf the third guy was. the anime boy's name is "noah slugger". at this point no parody of the types of things gacha games will make gijinkas of will ever be able to live up to what disney is officially spending their own real money on designing

[takofukkatsumi]

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

[hinoneko]

yeah, this is my blorbo. she's a big buff-as-hell lady who dresses like someone put the butch-femme scale in a trash compactor. she's got a fake beard made of tangram puzzle pieces stuck to her lower jaw. her main introduction to the narrative was trying to violently assassinate a teenager because she got hypnotized by a geriatric e-girl's pet jellyfish. her name is amadoro ribboncandy and she talks like a downton abbey character and her magical power is Gun.

[e-102]

need this on my blog

[buckysrightarm1]

tag game :)

Answer as many or few as you want!

1. If you were a bird, what type of bird would you be?

2. if you were an aquatic creature, would you be mammal, amphibian, fish, or something else?

3. do you have a favorite plushie/do you have a plushie

4. sleep. This isn’t a question. Sleep and drink water :) /threat

I’ll go first!

I would be a seagull!

I would be a mammal, probably some type of seal :)

I have two plushies that I snuggle at night! One is a sloth named Silver, and the other is a fish I made and named after my fish, Hyacinth. I love them dearly :)

i drank an entire bottle of water, and when I’m done with this, I will sleep! If it is night in your time zone I’m making you do the same

tags!!: @legalityoftheraccoons @holybananapants @robot-prince-of-the-apocalypse @aluminum-canz @minute-maid-offical @fireinthefoxpen @makeitfast9052 @duckofmisfortuneoffical @luceygoosey9 +open tags :]

[hinoneko]

i'd like to be some kind of vulture so i could look super badass and eat all the nasty shit i want, but realistically i'd be one of those weird heron-like things that's so thin it basically disappears at some angles

eel! eel! let me be an eel! please!!!

i have several but my favorite plushie-type thing's gotta be the pikachu bath toy i've had for almost 30 years

hold on i gotta take a shower first

i tag . . . ~* the girl reading this *~ ;)

[colourful-void]

THABK YOU NISHI FALLS TO MY KNEES AND WAILS THANK YOUUUUUU YEHAHGGGGHHHH

[hinoneko]

DELICIOUS DESSCARAS-FLAVORED "THE CHARACTER" KIBBLES