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It’s kind of ugly but I went ahead and made one of those sheets y’all keep talking about and it’s right here
And I’ll probably obnoxiously keep sharing it until I figure out a good interval for that too
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It’s kind of ugly but I went ahead and made one of those sheets y’all keep talking about and it’s right here
And I’ll probably obnoxiously keep sharing it until I figure out a good interval for that too
Dear Parasite
[In mockery honor of the new year, Pepper is giving advice to anonymous (or not-so-anonymous) askers! Send in a question with “Dear Pepper” and she’ll offer her best advice.]
“New year, same shit, as they say. Might as well try and start it on a better note.”
“So, you all got some questions for me or nah?”
[A little late for this new year, but we’re doing this again. If there’s any way to break the blog back in it’s with some comedic fourth-wall breaks and decent advice from an unexpected sage! Try looking at past posts if you’re curious on what to expect.]
back by unpopular demand: me
“Well, well, well. Ya learn somethin’ new every day.”
See, world?? She’s totally capable of being liked and likeable, there’s evidence now, and evidence from a reliable, scholarly source!
Don’t let the fact that the most popular moniker for her is a bloodsucking, parasitic annoyance fool you, it’s probably just propaganda! Yeah. Definitely that.
Hi yes I’m still alive mostly and didn’t forget this blog though I did forget the password for a bit
[Continued from here] @sadistic-sakamaki
“Eh, I guess I’d assign meaning to arbitrary dates and freak out about ‘em if I only had one century ta live and desperately wanted every minute to mean somethin’ more than it ever could. Maybe.” ... Shit. It was probably a bad time to bring up the fact the person taking the holiday so seriously was a fellow vampire she knew who’d been around quite a long time. Who was surprisingly bent out of shape that she didn’t just happen to get him a gift the one time he got her one while she was in one of those weird comas again. Or not the one time, since they were disconcertingly common lately, but, coma-ing from before the Eve all the way through New Year’s was kind of.. unexpected.
“... You ever had to get someone a belated gift before?” And the truth comes out! Yes, she was seriously asking you for help Ayato. You’re her only vampire acquaintance who isn’t personally offended at her right now, you’re her only hope!
sadistic-sakamaki:
«Now THAT’S where it gets complex. The takoyaki’s a VARIABLE. And it depends on the following —» Takes off the cap of one of the markers yet again in order to prove his point, making his way to the board and continuing with the scribbles.
«1 - Day. 2 - How I’m feeling. 3 - Have people made me Takoyaki or do I have to order it? 4 - How much money I have on me? And so on. As you see, there is no concrete answer, because you gotta analyze each situation individually and thoroughly».
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Where is all this coming from!?
HE DOESN’T EVEN PAY ATTENTION IN MATH CLASS??????
OR IN ANY CLASS, FOR THE RECORD!
«Today, for example —- I haven’t eaten any. And that is a problem. A crime». If she is that curious about him, maybe she should get up and go get him some Takoyaki? Hell, he will even tag along if she offers him some.
When had this gone from a joke to a serious lesson to a selling pitch to get her to buy him food?? Had that been the plan all along? Was he really just that tragically struck by the fact he hadn’t eaten today? Fuckin’ hell, how has the guy survived this long? Just thinking that in jest probably made her a hypocrite, but that wasn’t her concern; it wouldn’t be even on a normal day, of course, but apparently there were much more pressing matters to attend to.
Like the fact this whole progression of events was so off-the-wall and unexpected she was actually struck dumb for a sarcastic way she could turn this around and elsewhere. Fineee.
“You know, if ya took all the cash you spent on teaching supplies you could’a just bought yourself lunch.” A haphazard glance over her shoulder at the clock - geez, this really did feel like school - before she turns back, producing her wallet out of her hoodie and thumbing through. She honestly had a few thousand or more in cash just on her, but she wasn’t about to volunteer that, especially since she’d heard his folks had money.
“Yer in luck - I’m feeling generous.” And also hadn’t had seafood or fried stuff this week. “You find us a place and I’ll get ya some - if ya promise not to gimme homework, anyways.” Who knows what’d inspired this good-natured mood, but it probably had to do with how hilarious this whole thing was - very far from boring, novelty or at least entertainment way more valuable to her than money. “Not one’a the cheap places, either. If we’re doin’ this we’re doin’ it right.”
If you don’t spend your free time coming up with utterly heartbreaking scenarios for stories you and your friends’ characters are in, I don’t know what to tell you
sphinxsmuses:
This made the girl tug on her scarf, feeling sheepish. “Well, that’s true. I could have tried that. But the fog was so thick, it was like being in hot soup!” And she didn’t really want to climb a tree and risk falling and hurting herself.
Her other comment made Kyana slump some in her stance. “I…don’t actually. I came here chasing down a bunch of evil bandits and then the fog came in. My home is just outside the forest but I don’t even know which direction to take.”
“Tha’s why you stay still instead’a running around.” If Kyana hadn’t figured it out, most early conversations with her were about as pleasant as a porcupine’s backside, but the fact she hadn’t focused on mocking or even just walked away said something about her willingness to help.
Fog could even be a tad of a challenge for Pepper, though less so since she could still see much farther in it than even some supernaturals could. “Tch, humans are such a pain.. why’s everything gotta be such a-” The rest dissolves into grumbling, but there was a good reason for that grumbling. “Wait here a minute.” The vamp would abruptly spring from the ground straight into the dense canopy of branches overhead, some fractured twigs and leaves raining down in her wake.
A minute passes with nothing other than some distant rustling and wood-creaking from above, before she drops back down maybe a foot from the girl. “You, my dear, wanna go thataway!” She gives an exaggerated gesture with both hands pointing to the north. Yes, she had purposely tried to spook her again returning that suddenly.
sphinxsmuses:
Kyana found herself blushing sheepishly and ruffled the back of her head. “Er, I suppose not.” Looking the other over, she didn’t think she could harm her. Her fire disappeared and she looked even more sheepish.
“I…might be lost.” she admitted, “I was trying to head back to my home village but then suddenly it got foggy and I think I took a wrong turn and well…now I have no idea where I am.” Way to look even more silly after getting scared over nothing.
Those iridescent ruby hues look tired after a few moments, or maybe lacking in anything. lot of Pepper’s desire to pick on the young woman had gone out the window - there wasn’t really anything funny about picking on an easy target, at least not when it was someone nice instead of a jerk. Not that it always stopped her. Which was unfortunate, considering how much she hated boredom, but, maybe she could attempt a normal conversation.
“Don’t ya know when it gets foggy, the best thing ta do is just wait it out in yer spot? Or climb a tree to see if ya can get above the fogline?” That was probably not the best thing to do, but it’s what the vamp thought was the best thing to do, at least if you were a frightened mortal.
“‘M surprised ya live in a deep forest village if you get easily lost. Whose plan even was that?” She says it as if disdainful, but she’s looking around now; looking for signs of life, or a direction the girl should maybe take, though she still feigned disinterest.
lachrymosestorm:
‧̍̊·̊‧̥°̩̥˚̩̩̥°̩̥‧̥·̊‧̍̊ ♡ °̩̥˚̩̩̥°̩̥ ·͙̩̩͙˚̩̥̩̩̩̥·̩̩̥̩̩̥˚̩̥̩̩̩͙‧͙ °̩̥˚̩̩̥°̩̥ ♡ ‧̍̊·̊‧̥°̩̥˚̩̩̥°̩̥‧̥·̊‧̍̊ The pun wasn’t appreciated at all, and despite her feelings over it she still clung to Pepper probably tighter than she should have. She was just.. petrified. Her heart was racing as she bit her bottom lip and Dez did her best to keep herself looking at the floor. She didn’t want to see what was going on.. She didn’t want to notice anything in the tomb.. She didn’t want to deal with anything that was here.. She just wanted to leave. So no.. She didn’t notice anything out of the corner of her eye based on willing ignorance. Shaking, she swallowed as she tried to keep from bursting into tears with how frightened she was instead.. Especially with how put together she tried to be.. This definitely was proving otherwise. And then Pepper’s words hit her ears again and she finally raised her head once more and frowned deeply. “Do you mean to tell me.. You dragged me down here.. And you didn’t even know that it was here?!” She might be a bit upset now.
It really was a wonder of how the vamp managed to convince Dez to go with her, especially when she didn’t pull many punches about the eeriness of the place. Haunted tomb, unopened for years, and there’d be a bit of tomb-robbing involved. Or tome-robbing? She’d have made that pun too if she didn’t think her friend had about had it; certainly a less-common occurrence, for Pepper to hold her tongue knowing it could piss someone off. Ever since seeing that creepy thing skirting her vision she was admittedly feeling a bit clingier herself, not that she’d admit to it.
“Hey, don’ yell so damn loud in an enclosed space!” She snaps back, massive book under one arm while she exaggeratedly rubs at her ear with the other. “I wouldn’t have come down here m’self if I thought it was jus’ rumors, Dez. ‘Sides, it was here all along. So nothin’ to worry about! And nothin’ to worry about-”
She’d already be steering her friend back around and out of the creepier room, notably in front of her - it might just seem her usual pushy, but it also put the vamp between her and.. whatever that was. It hadn’t been the ghost of the previous owner, since she’d taken the book and not received any retaliation, so to speak, but that almost made it less of a welcome presence.
“Means we get to go home! Ain’t that great?” Take the hint, Dez - if Pepper was losing interest in teasing or winning a petty squabble, obviously some shit was going down.
okay but real talk how are you people fancy-formatting asks
Anon said: “Dear Pepper, https://vm.tiktok .com/ZMJK73J7G/ Can you say if this TikTok happens to be a conversation that you have had before?” [Pepper’s Advice Column, goofy theme music this time for obvious reasons]
The vamp watches the clip through twice, then holds her phone up to the camera while it plays out once. What camera you ask? The camera, don’t ask questions, we haven’t even defined if this is a show or what at this point!
“Gotta say, I’m an ageless immortal being of life n’ death, and I still think if I watched this kinda stuff regularly I might get cancer.” A scratch at those navy-gray locks as she drops the phone and clasps her hands. “That said, guess I had somethin’ similar to this, in a less coke-infused-meme kinda way. Guy had no sense of humor ‘bout it eith- wait, this wasn’t even an actual advice question. Hell am I answering it for?” She rolls her eyes before leaning in, lowering her voice and cupping her mouth as if telling a secret.
“Also, I’m like a billion years old and am bored all the time, if ya think I haven’t tried just about everything once? Yer kiddin’ yourself.” Seriously though, how did the first advice request not tip you off, Anon??
I gotta say when I finally pulled myself up like “Let’s finally do some Pepper shit today” this is not what I pictured
Whoever sent that ask, that’s a hell of a welcome back. LMAO.
Someone just said to me “liking their ooc posts. it’s putting your resume on top” (referencing Tumblr rpc) and now I’m just imagining people strolling in slapping likes down demanding an interview not for themselves, but for their writing kid who stayed at home
If you don’t send your close friends art that comes through dash of your fictional crush with a vaguely-panicked caption like “help” then I don’t know what to tell you