can't stop, won't stop

"Be patient and tough. Someday this pain will be useful to you."

[ferrantes]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died

[pursuitofhappinessss]

HOLY FUCK

[falseknees]

Spring is the fucking greatest

[milksugartea]

[thebootydiaries]

[sicknare]

[mymemphisparade]

[nemanjak]

[thee70s]

its like a bouquet of flowers // 1970s

[writing-prompt-s]

Describe the most beautiful person you’ve ever seen, in three words.

[shownumetal]

just like bart

[thee-boo-cocky]

him: “come over”

me: “what do you wanna do?”

him: “whatever you want 😏”

me:

[cadaverofdays]

Darryl for most underappreciated character

[throwbackblr]

[negrocops]

[jueki]

[davykesey]

[willowfey]

John Mulaney starts his routine with how much he loves saying “my wife” and making a joke about cows and marriage that ends with “why buy the cow? because you love her, you really do, she takes care of you.” and then continues on to talk about how his dog is his best friend in the world and he gives her a million kisses every day, and I’d just like to say to every person who claims you can only be funny if you’re an offensive shithead, You Are Wrong And A Fool