diamonds&space

too bad no one really gives a fuck.

[foxxycleopatra]

[dryadgirlie]

me to my alarm in the morning: I was literally sleeping but go off I guess

[dundermifflinscranton]

[bellblake]

me today vs me tomorrow x

[tylerposey]

[1st-1]

Neighbor: you didn’t decorate your house this year

Me: Sure I did

[vanish]

[fucktherulesofsociety-deactivat]

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[weight-a-second]

concept: me, a housewife, putting two lean cuisines in the microwave. i drink an entire bottle of chardonnay during the four minutes the chicken fettuccine takes to heat up. my husband walks through the door just as i place the entrée on the table. he thanks me for slaving away all day over a hot stove. i have succeed in passing the lean cuisine off as my own creation. when he’s done, i tell him im in love with our maid, helen–who bears a striking resemblance to margot robbie–and that i will see him in court. im blind drunk and jump into a 1960s pink convertible that helen is driving. we laugh about the lean cuisines.

[animatedtext]

this is the best post on this fucking website

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[jumpstartmykaleidoscopeheart]

[asian]

Baby boomers be like “I went to college without my parent’s help so you can do the same” like no I can’t do it after you fisted the economy you fucking walnut

[jovan]

[teenscoolest]

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[midnightmurdershow]