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[dianawallace]

kaixbennett​:

Shall we go aboard, my wife.

I’d love that, husband.

[dianawallace]

kaixbennett​:

Thank God.

They’re onboard waiting for us.

[dianawallace]

kaixbennett​:

Your brothers may have thought they were being funny but I packed all the condoms they gifted us.

[dianawallace]

kaixbennett​:

Mmm, when you put it like that, I’m extra excited.

So you should be.

[dianawallace]

kaixbennett​:

Your recluse will enjoy a yacht honeymoon very much. Are you happy with it though?

I’m excited to have you all to myself.

[dianawallace]

kaixbennett​:

Thank you. That means a lot.

Of course, I wanted my recluse to enjoy his honeymoon too.

[dianawallace]

kaixbennett​:

It’s perfect.

I knew you’d prefer something a little quieter.

[dianawallace]

kaixbennett​:

A yacht…

For just us, and the requested minimal staff.

[dianawallace]

kaixbennett​:

I’m ready.

Then turn around.

[dianawallace]

kaixbennett​:

Ready for your surprise?

[dianawallace]

kaixbennett​:

[dianawallace]

kaixbennett​:

I trust you.

[dianawallace]

kaixbennett​:

You did just marry the biggest hermit known, or rather unknown, to mankind.

Oh I know, which is why you’re actually going to love what I booked for us.

[dianawallace]

kaixbennett​:

Oh really? 

Maybe a little.

[dianawallace]

kaixbennett​:

…Are you teasing me?

I would never.

[dianawallace]

kaixbennett​:

So many-…. Awesome. Great. 

So many.

[dianawallace]

kaixbennett​:

I would have had no clue where to go, so I’m glad you chose.

You’re going to love it, so many happy honeymooners all in one place.