dianawallace​:
I’d love that, husband.
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dianawallace​:
I’d love that, husband.
dianawallace​:
They’re onboard waiting for us.
Shall we go aboard, my wife.
dianawallace​:
Your brothers may have thought they were being funny but I packed all the condoms they gifted us.
Thank God.
dianawallace​:
So you should be.
dianawallace​:
I’m excited to have you all to myself.
Mmm, when you put it like that, I’m extra excited.
dianawallace​:
Of course, I wanted my recluse to enjoy his honeymoon too.
Your recluse will enjoy a yacht honeymoon very much. Are you happy with it though?
dianawallace​:
I knew you’d prefer something a little quieter.
Thank you. That means a lot.
dianawallace​:
For just us, and the requested minimal staff.
It’s perfect.
dianawallace​:
Then turn around.
A yacht...
dianawallace​:
Ready for your surprise?
I’m ready.
dianawallace​:
dianawallace​:
dianawallace​:
Oh I know, which is why you’re actually going to love what I booked for us.
I trust you.
dianawallace​:
Maybe a little.
You did just marry the biggest hermit known, or rather unknown, to mankind.
dianawallace​:
I would never.
Oh really?Â
dianawallace​:
So many.
...Are you teasing me?
dianawallace​:
You’re going to love it, so many happy honeymooners all in one place.
So many-.... Awesome. Great.Â