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@diannahq

Dianna Agron. Dirty thirty plus three. Actress, animal lover, coffee addict, wine connoisseur, blondie, wannabe khaleesi, wife, and most importantly; mother to my beautiful angel baby Rae. {12.24.14} and perfect little prince Jax {3.12.19}. 💛(please note this is strictly a roleplay account. i'm not really dianna. thank you!}

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#death tw #naya rivera tw #just in case #heartbroken

davidcrnswt:

So, a while ago I read that the queen of England sends people a personal letter when they turn a hundred, and apparently, her husband is turning a hundred next year. So my question is…is he going to get that letter? This is the kind of thoughts I end up having in the middle of the night after too much time spent by myself. So what about you distract me by telling me your best joke, and if it’s good enough I’ll…send you a drink or something. @hollywoodland-hqs

If he does that’ll be incredible considering she could tell him in person. Or at least through another person. We must follow up on this. I need to know.

Okay. What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? Itenticle.

I’ll be here all week.

#c: dc

itsgeorgemackay:

They really are! I’m going to be craving them for months now. True, it’ll be easier to sleep in without hearing my mum hoovering right outside the door, which I’m pretty sure she didn’t need to do as often as she did.

It’s a mum thing: we hover. We’re always right there.

Kidding, but maybe your mom isn’t.

#c: gmk

taytayswiftly:

@hollywoodland-hqs / @hwlstart

it’s officially summer and it’s almost the 4th of july, my fellow americans. how are you enjoying the weather? will you enjoy fireworks if you celebrate the 4th? i think i’ll have a small pool party with close friends and family and we’ll have some nice food and maybe set off smaller fireworks, nothing too big or crazy.

Summer is finally here and I couldn’t be more excited. This winter felt like one of the longest ever and I don’t even really know why. I don’t think we’ll actively seek out fireworks but we’ll enjoy them if they’re close enough by. My son wasn’t the biggest fan of them during New Years but we’ll see.

#c: ts

stefgaga:

You can’t be old, my love, you’re only a year older than me! Long distance is a difficult game of its own, though, I’ve never been able to make it work. Going on tour has been the death of several of my relationships which breaks my heart but I figure whoever I’m supposed to be with, I’ll make it work with.

I’m 34 going on 84 it feels like. I didn’t have the best luck with it either when I was younger, but you’re absolutely right. When you find the person you’re meant to be with, you make it work. No matter what. And it’ll happen for you, babe. You’re a fucking catch. Make any love connections online yet?

#c: lg

ashvbenz:

Why do bubbles instantly turn me into a kid again? My mom always told me that each bubble I popped was a wish that would come true. [ @hwlstart ]

I think you might have just said part of the reason. Pus, they’re fun. No matter how old you are. At least that’s what I tell myself when I play with my kids.

#c: ab

stefgaga:

Not for the first time, I realized last night that online dating for me is basically impossible. My friends and I were kind of (very) drunk off of homemade sangria and somebody dared me to set up a Tinder account. I took a few selfies and even though they were brand new every message I got was “fake!” or talked about how much I looked like… myself. Because god forbid a gal want to fit in with the rest of the millennials, right? What have your experiences with online dating been, friends? Better luck than me? Show me your ways. @hollywoodland-hqs

Thankfully I never really had to experience online dating. Just your good old standard long distance stuff, but no having to meet anyone on apps or anything. Those are kind of terrifying... and hard to understand. Maybe I’m just old, and totally not tech savvy, or I’ve been out of the dating game for too long but I just don’t get it. I think you’ll be okay though.

#c: lg

itsgeorgemackay:

This week I decided to make the executive decision to move back to my own house. Given everything that’s been going on, I thought it best to stay with my parents for a few months. Now I’m back home, I wondered how I ever lived on my own in the first place. Why do I suddenly find myself missing my mum’s home-cooked meals and the bunk beds that are too small for me in my old room? The petty arguments over toothpaste, and the insistence on a family quiz almost every other night? I don’t want things going back to normal again. @hwlstart

Because mum’s home cooked meals are always the best. No matter how old you get. But I think you’ll quickly remember the benefits of living on your own and out of the family house.

#c: gmk

aarcntveitx:

Okay. So here’s the biggest favor that a person can ask. I am running out of series to watch. I have worked my way through five of them since March, and I’m in desperate need of something new. So… lay it on me. The best binge-worthy shows you’ve got. | @hollywoodland-hqs

First you need to tell me which shows you’ve already breezed through. I have some suggestions in mind but they’re worthless if you’ve already seen them.

#c: at

stupidlove-gaga:

I’ve done nothing but binge watch Netflix today. I just felt like laying on my couch and doing nothing. Anyone else have that feeling lately? @hollywoodland-hqs