“i Dont Have Time Today To Be Little Bitch”

Eh idk i post all my old shit from different eras Finally 20😛

[dicey-booz]

Thinkin bout Eddie pounding you in the back of his van to the point where it shakes, and then the hellfire gang is out there just ‘🧍🧍🧍‍♂️🧍’ dustin is wondering what the noises are while everyone else says he doesn’t wanna know or it’s something gross

A/n: daft‼️

[dicey-booz]

Unaware pt.2

A/n: I found it👍🏻 so… here again it’s old so yeah

The next day you were prepared.You were meeting up with gareth and stop falling for eddie.he wants Chrissy so might as well give her to him

At lunch instead of sitting next to Eddie,you sat next to gareth.

“We still on for tonight?” Gareth asked sounding nervous almost

“Yeah” you replied,looking at Eddie and Chrissy talk.

“Eddie an asshole-“. Gareth got cut off by a pretzel and a middle finger from Eddie at the end of the table. You giggled and said “ I know but,just Chrissy seems more…different today” whispering the last part. What you meant was Chrissy seemed more just less interested in a what Eddie was saying,less touchy, but you couldn’t care less.he wasn’t your problem

You heard mumbling in during 6th period packing up.

“How long was the bet”

“It ends…today i think”

“She’s still with him?”

Is all you heard before walking out.they had to be talking about Eddie and Chrissy,HAD to be.it was only logical.you were praying it was,Eddie needs a wake up call desperately.

The end of the day came and you and gareth hanged out for milkshakes like he said he would. Later that night just about to lay down you get a call. You pick up the phone on comes on a sniffle. Then a weak “y/n…” you knew what this call was about,you’ve already heard it.you sighed and asked “what Eddie.” You could hear the sobs when he said “Chrissy did it all for a bet, s-she didn’t even like me” you didn’t wanna leave Eddie like this.but he did this on his own. He was a dick to everyone all because of a girl.

“I’m sorry Eddie,but I’m gonna go.you brought this on yourself.you were a dick to everyone all because of Chrissy. Even when I tried to talk to you,you brushed me off for her”

“Bye Eddie”

A/n: mb I took a health break

[lovaesworld]

vampire!choso who comes knocking at your window just to get a taste of that sweet pussy of yours that’s been on his mind to satisfy his craving. you had your chest pressed up against your bedroom window, the moonlight shined through your sheer white curtains kissing your soft skin. the man had you on your tippy toes eating away at your cunt. spitting on your cunt his wet tongue before he slurps your puffy clit, giving you heavy and hard licks while moaning against your cunt.

choso buries his face into your pussy wiggling your ass when his fangs skim against your sluice clit making your cry out. his tongue went down to your soppy hole and licked through those wet folds, tongue flicking vehemently with your hips grinding themselves back against his tongue. he grunts against you and hits your ass hard.

"taste so good sweetheart ." he lowly moaned as he continued to devour your essence while he thrusted his fingers curling into your gummy walls. "choso-" lips parting letting out pornographic moans as your legs started to quiver sliding when those slender fingers delved into your cunt. squeezing tight around his fingers soon cumming on his fingers swallowing every last drop before releasing your clit with a loud pop.

[dicey-booz]

Virgin!eddie doesn’t know where the clit is( I like to think since he probably got most of his info from porn) so when he’s trying to ‘find’ your clit it takes a good 5 mins,maybe even you trying to direct him. But when does he might not even realize how sensitive it is(pinched it HARD) but it’s all ok cuzz you got to give him his first ever punishment.

Uh,this is old as FUCK. But yk,clearing out drafts

[dicey-booz]

Ron sleeping anywhere. Likee on your ass, boobs, thighs, anywhere that there’s fat he will lay on. He probably even squeezes your tits calling them “ stress relievers”, pokes at your ass calling it a fkn bouncy ball(you kicked him for that one) thighs he just wants to be smooshed. He probably won’t give a fuck if yo ass,tittys or thighs or small. They have a purpose to him.

This is old,again don’t know if this unfinished or not

[dicey-booz]

Sub!Harry sucking on your tits to fall Back asleep. He just gets so worked up yk, he’ll wake up from a nightmare or just can’t fall asleep. He just needs that comfort.it makes it easier if your sleeping with him he’ll just pop one in his mouth while your sleeping(he’ll usually ask your permission before you fall asleep) plus it’s a nice thing to wake up to.

This is old.. so

[dicey-booz]

Unaware

Eddie Munson x reader

Old fic clearing out drafts(so there might be spelling errors n stuff)

Description: reader ends up likes Eddie but hes to obsessed with Chrissy. But y’all gon end up with gareth cuzz I like fluffy haird men

Eddie was being distant with everyone,the only time people got talked to him the most was at lunch. Ever since the deal with Chrissy,Eddie’s been all over her. Letting her sit next to him everywhere,even your spot next to him at hellfire and lunch. You new seat was next to Gareth. You talked to him a lot,about mostly everything.

You told him about your feelings toward Eddie,he just told you he had feels for another girl in his math class. Today wasn’t different. Eddie had Chrissy right by his side during lunch as you sat next to Gareth again. “Every think this is gonna end?”Gareth said while tossing a chip in his mouth “hopefully… I can’t even catch him alone. When he is he doesn’t listen” you said annoyed. Out the corner of your eye you can see Eddie getting up heading out of the lunchroom. “Im gonna ask him now” you said getting up,you were gonna ask Eddie out to some milkshakes or just to hang out anyway.

“Eddie! Wait!” You ran up to catch up to him “what” he said with a sigh “I- uhm wanted to ask if we or you wanted to hang out?.. like go get-“ he cut you off “got plans with Chrissy,she’s coming over” “ oh,maybe we can plan it Sunday?” He wouldn’t have anything to do right? “Teaching Chrissy how to play the guitar.” He said obviously not interested at all in hanging out with you “well when are you free?” “Look.. your a nice person-“ no fucking way. Hes giving the classical ‘no I don’t like you,leave me alone’ “and I just don’t think we would work” he finished talking but you weren’t really listening to lost in your thoughts

“ oh ok” you said coldly “see you later Eddie” you were now walking back to the lunchroom,you weren’t sad,maybe a little but mostly mad. You knew Eddie 5 more years then Chrissy did. Why would he go for her?

•time skip•

Eddie left with Chrissy and gareth was driving you home. You told him what happened with a few tears slipped. “He’s an Asshole” gareth mumbled loud enough to were I could hear. “No shit” you mumbled back. You sighed as you sat up looking at your street name. “Bye gareth” you said as you picked up you bag and opened the door. “I’ll take you out for milkshakes?.” He said as you stepped out the car. You could hear the nervousness in his voice but it was sweet “sounds…nice” you smiled “cool, I’ll pick you up..or after school?” You shrugged “we can skip, pick me up at 9” “ok” you can see the excitement i his eyes. You both said your goodbyes then you walked inside right into your room.

You where happy that Eddie found someone.and that you found someone..maybe Gareth didn’t clarify if it was a date. You still felt a tiny bit sad about Eddie but it was filled with anger. He went for a cheerleader,that he first met selling weed to the cheerleader for her boyfriend. It doesn’t make any sense he gave up you, 5 years,comforted him when he got bullied,his uncle thought you were amazing for Eddie,but he chose a cheerleader, 5 days, hasn’t even meant his uncle, has or had a boyfriend.

You sighed, but you knew you were gonna get back at Eddie.

New a/n: I’ll post the pt.2 later today( if I can find it I have over 57 drafts rn)

[dicey-booz]

Eddie with a size kink pounding into you ass up face down,you a moaning mess babbling about something while Eddie is groaning,mumbling out praises, telling you how good your making him feel. When you think he’s finished,he’s not the sight of you dripping his cum. He drools at even the thought of it

This is old I’m not sure if this is unfinished or not but?-

[dicey-booz]

Virgin!Eddie munson turns into a mess when you give him head. He doesn’t know where to put his hands so he’s just gripping his knees. When you tell Eddie that he can put his hands in your hair he whimpers in response and immediately puts his hand there pushing your head just a tiny bit. He’s just a whimpering mess.

[dicey-booz]

Ron is def an ass man. He just loves the way it jiggles when he poked or slaps it,he loves it when you wear shorts the shorter the better. But ofc he only gets to see you in most of them.he’ll sleep on it, eat it like a fkn birthday cake as long he’s satisfied and hearing your moans

Clearing out drafts so it’s kinda old

[dicey-booz]

Eddie being mean to cheerleader!reader after she wanted to join hellfire but he took it as joke n made her cry. Later that day he makes it up to her by teaching her everything that she needs to know about DnD. Ends the night with a quick peck on the lips and cute thank you leaving an flustered eddie wondering what the fuck just happened

A/n: this is super old fluff, I promise you I got better I’m js clearing out drafts

[dicey-booz]

ferret boy

Draco Malfoy x reader

A/n: this the 2nd oldest shi in my drafts I’m so done with myself rn

“Aw” you gushed over the cute white ferret you found by a tree on your walk.he was a bit jumpy a first but you calmed him down. And now that same ferret was in your arms,head on your chest. “Almost late for dinner” you mumbled to yourself as you *tried* to put the ferret down but every time you did he would get into your bag or on your shoulder.

“Fine,fine,fine I’ll take you with me” you said picking him again for The last time. You skipped to the dinner hall and sat at the Ravenclaw table instead of gryffindor to sit next to your friend Luna lovegood. “Cute ferret” she exclaimed as she put her hand down to pet the white fur. But the ferret bounced back further into your bag you heard lunas “Hmh” noise when he did.

“I know,when I was walking I saw him curled up by a tree” you said while shoving a piece of meat in your mouth “you should probably feed him to” Luna reminded you “oh!” You exclaimed as Luna giggled you reached to pull out the ferret when it climbed up you arm and on to the table. A couple people gasped others stared but gryffindor table started laughing and giggling while slytherin gasped a glared.Then the ferret took a piece of food from you plate and went back into your bag

Later that night as you were getting dressed the ferret seemed to have a starring problem when you took off your bra but it was an animal right? You just pushed it off the bed slightly so he would be facing the wall.laying down the ferret was on your stomach facing you curled up into a ball. “Aw..I need to find a name for you” you sat up knees slightly nudge him pushing him slightly.the. You hear him making him open his tiny grey eyes.

“Hm,you remind me of draco” you giggle out “but way nicer,but definitely way cuter then he already is” you gushed,then layed down. You felt the ferret squeeze it’s way into your arms as you slightly giggled from the feeling ‘night’

When you woke up you saw hair. It was the color of the ferret. “What the fuck” you pushed the figure out of your bed trying to wake up your roommate. She wasn’t even there,she was in the bathroom showering she probably didn’t even hear you. “Draco?!” You sat up looking at undressed boy on the floor “shit” you heard as he mumbled it to himself “uhm..”he was clearly loss for words you sighed then got up to your dresser and pulled out some boy clothes from your brother. “It might be to big” “it’s fine” he said as he stood up you where hoping he didn’t remember anything.. he stared at you while you were changing he would tell so many peo- “I’m sorry. I could make it up to you by taking you to hogsmeade?” He said with a mini smirk on his face

“Fine ferret boy” you sighed. But it was the start of something beautiful

Im do done with myself rn it’s to late for this😭I wish I got better

[dicey-booz]

Sub!Brat!Eddie would be bragging to people how he’s the best Dom in bed while your over on the other side of him smiling to yourself as you remind of him last night tied up with cum his stomach and thighs. His drooling face as he whimpered out begs,apologies,anything so that you can touch him again

Just a thot