Labelin Hoe

chris // 20 // mixed // gemini //

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Oh my fucking god

[jayywesst]

a pothole will humble you real quick, I just turned my music down and rode in silence for 5 mins 😩

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london invented money

[boss-beb]

not so fast

[ruinedchildhood]

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Brandy’s reaction to her album being given out for FREE on 106 & Park.

[dynastylnoire]

son all the bills she has flashed before her eyes right there.

[ftafp]

So, fun fact for all of you history dorks, but you know that legend about Cleopatra being so rich and trashy that she would drink her wine with crushed up pearls in it?

Pearls are mostly Calcium Carbonate. When they mix with acids (such as those in wine) they produce carbon dioxide like little balls of fancy alkaseltzer.

What Im saying is, call Cleopatra a trashy hoe all you want, but she was the trashy hoe who invented instant champagne. Bitch was living in 3018 while everyone else was in 18

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

me,at a clothes store: excuse me, how much are these pants?

employee: oh theyre 19.99 :)

me: dam…..didnt realize I was at the Gucci store…..

[brucebocchi]

headed to target for a dick appointment

[karnalesbian]

was claire’s closed

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I censored the rest of this ask but honestly. are yall okay

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[ruinedchildhood]

Me at 3AM

Me: *wakes up*

My dick: “Oh God! No plea…”

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SBE - stupid bitch energy

[997]

FINALLY some representativity

[xidareyoutolovemex]

representativity

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Me on Grindr starting conversations literally the same way i would in any other social context involving a stranger: “Hi”

The gays: