The goin' gets tough from the get-go

Go man go oh brother not another motherfucker gotta go now

[dickdjames]

"The densest tomes yield the sweetest bookmarks."

—Ancient cat proverb

[mousenemy]

[badassdemonsword]

The Broads of Canada just released their new musical record. thank you, ladies.

[badassdemonsword]

[straycatj]

hi, landlady and the cat clan! I graduated college today!!!

Congratulations🎊

I want to have some celebration yummies with you, so would you ask some to my landlady?

[straycatj]

She hasn't yet

[segamascott]

[dickdjames]

Literally just remembered the McElroys exist. What are those fellas up to these days

[arael]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[straycatj]

かなりむりやり

Almost forcibly

[straycatj]

またもむりやり

forcibly again

[straycatj]

とにかくむりやり

Anyway, forcibly

[straycatj]

さらにむりやり

Forcibly more

[oeing-oeing-clay]

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

[straycatj]

hello mr j! i think you and kofu are very cute

[straycatj]

Can you say one of your younger friends or family who is rude, rascal and violent is cute because of their appearence even if they were adult!?

[straycatj]

Please imagine;

You are around 60 years old, and your son in law around 25 years chases you at full speed then bites and beats you every day, can you say he is cute!?

[waterboarding-deactivated201705]

I feel bad when I watch Alice in Wonderland because this poor little girl is lost and this rude ass atheist caterpillar keeps vaping in her face… poor kid

[depsidase]

[straycatj]

家主おきるです

オレのたんぶらも　おきるです

Hey, get up landlady, and get my tumblr up

[owobomber-deactivated20251028]

they call me pepto cuz this pussy is a bismol

[bugwars]

It is imperative that the customer remain unaware that employees drink water, it frightens and scares them to think of an employee as having human needs

[innerchildabortionclinic]

honestly the original USDA food pyramid was funny as fuck for recommending 6-11 servings of bread a day. like honestly don't mind if I do