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stereotypical problematic white girl

[grumpybearbutch]

**eats three raspberries* I can feel my cells multiplying. my blood is cleaner, safer. my skin……less dry. I am well. I am nourished.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[angelicbreadroll]

me: i cant move, a cute animal is asleep on me

person: push it off

me: [enraged and offended] 

[epic-humor]

[build-wall-deactivated20151213]

[memewhore]

[baylenlevore]

[americandreambarbie]

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

[best-of-memes]

[bricesander]

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

everybody thinks their dog is the best dog in the world and everybody is right

[earthdad]

parent tip

when your baby cries try crying louder so the baby knows who is the boss

[toshio]

[saintcousland-deactivated201712]

theres so many posts telling minors not to date adults but heres a post for the responsible people: if youre an adult dont date a minor

even if you “feel like a child” in your 20s you are still a legal adult with all the responsibility that comes with it. you are being creepy

you are the one with all the power in the relationship, stop forcing all the responsibility onto the literal child. stop making posts absolving yourself of this by telling kids to stay away from adults instead of telling other adults to not date minors

[dicknailed-blog]

I don’t know why but whenever I see my dad he asks me if I have been eating since he last saw. Um I weigh more now than I have in like over a year but thank you???????????? I think?????

[afk]

sexting boys is so fun because they get so into it and you’re like cleaning your kitchen or something