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oozey mess
Not today Justin
trying on a metaphor
ojovivo
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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if i look back, i am lost
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
hello vonnie
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
we're not kids anymore.
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AnasAbdin
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@dicter-blog
RUPTURES ANALYSED
BEGINNING PHASE 1
Now I'll put on my blindfold and my sex hat, maybe you are starting to suspect that I'm already hard, now reach for the stars! You can do us! You can do us! Let's go!
There was no witnesses to your strange sexual acts.
It's time to go for the gold, there should be no doubt. Except for you Roger, would you please leave now? Now girls form a line in order of height- Goddammit, Roger, what did I just say?
Roger is dead
Take control of your life, now be your own boss. The world is your oyster, I've got the cocktail sauce! Get ready to cream in the jeans of your dreams! You can do us! You can do us! Here are some of the sensual sounds that you may hear during our motivational program: AaahaaaAAA, hyEAH, uheh eh, HA HU HEEH, UHeh, DuWEnhuh, Heh.
The cocktail sauce was eliminated.
All other sounds were heard after Dicter was gone from the scene.
When your dreams are slipping through your fingers, you need to get double teamed by ninjas. You're a smokin' hot chick, so grab life by the dick! You can do us! You can do us!
The ninjas were a threat.
They were dealt with swiftly.
There is just one simple key to unleashing the goddess that we all know you can be, just follow your heart and always believe that one day you'll get plowed by Ninja Brian and me.
Dicter proceeded to steal the goddess
We're very glad you could join us today at the annual Women's Appreciation Buffet. Where you'll get inspired to reach all your goals. you're gonna fight all your foo like a thousand Dave Grohls.
Dicter has no gender.
Dicter does not understand.
Dicter does however casually steal the buffet for research purposes.
You get away from my dog
Dicter stared at Molly, growling slightly
Dicter tilted its head at her. It didn’t seem to be hostile.
Molly marched over, picked up Zipper and then shot Dicter another glare.
"You can’t touch him. He’s mine."
Extending two tendrils, Dicter patted Zipper on the head one more time.
You get away from my dog
Dicter stared at Molly, growling slightly
Without a sound, Dicter patted Zipper’s head again.
Its “gaze” never left Molly, however.
Zipper ran a few circles around Dicter’s leg and then wagged his curly-q tail.
"FUCK." Molly turned around and glared at Dicter.
Dicter tilted its head at her. It didn't seem to be hostile.
The beam hit dead-on.
"ACK!"
"I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON."
Threat increased.
Analyzing...
ID: ELIZA JONES
Action: Retreat, potential threat level increasing.
Dicter fired a flurry of beams around, before crashing out of the nearest window, fading back to blue.
You get away from my dog
Dicter stared at Molly, growling slightly
Still pursuing.
Still silent.
Molly huffed and pulled Zipper to her chest. Zipper was having none of it though, and jumped out of her arms and trotted back towards Dicter in hopes of more pats and maybe even food.
Without a sound, Dicter patted Zipper's head again.
Its "gaze" never left Molly, however.
"…That was a good pistol."
"THAT. WAS A GOOD. PISTOL."
"THAT WAS A GOOD FUCKING PISTOL!"
"ALL ACTIVE LOYALISTS, PURSUE THIS… WHATEVER IT IS. ALL ROBOT MASTERS, SAME ORDER."
Violent response.
Threaten.
Dicter fired a beam at Wily, purposely aiming to only hurt his side.
"Oh schieEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
He involuntarily let go of the pistol.
The pistol was quickly snapped in half, and Wily released as Dicter withdrew.
You get away from my dog
Dicter stared at Molly, growling slightly
There was no pause in the noise, but Dicter didn’t draw closer.
"… okay." She hissed, picking up Zipper. Molly started walking away, pug in hand.
Zipper is quite sad.
Dicter quietly followed.
"fffffffuckin…" Molly growled, quite aware that she was being followed.
Zipped looked back at Dicter sadly, trying to wiggle out of Molly’s grasp.
Still pursuing.
Still silent.
dicter started following you
…What the fuck is this.
There was pause.
Dicter charged.
Wily simply stepped out of the way, drew a pistol…and was knocked over by Dicter quickly changing course.
Dicter planned to pin Wily to the ground, mark him and destroy the weapon.
It hissed shrilly at the dictator, already firing up its laser.
…Oh schieße.
Quickly grabbing Wily's head, Dicter pushed it to the side, burning the red symbol into the side of his neck.
With a spare tendril, it grabbed his pistol.
You get away from my dog
Dicter stared at Molly, growling slightly
There was no pause in the noise, but Dicter didn’t draw closer.
"… okay." She hissed, picking up Zipper. Molly started walking away, pug in hand.
Zipper is quite sad.
Dicter quietly followed.
dicter started following you
…What the fuck is this.
There was pause.
Dicter charged.
Wily simply stepped out of the way, drew a pistol…and was knocked over by Dicter quickly changing course.
Dicter planned to pin Wily to the ground, mark him and destroy the weapon.
It hissed shrilly at the dictator, already firing up its laser.