WoX Incorrect Quotes

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Ari: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Tanzi: You're like 15 years old

Ari: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

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Ludis: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-

Nella: It was me...

Ludis: ... Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

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Professor: Nella was in a fight.

Izidora: Oh no, that’s terrible!

Ludis: Did they win?

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Nella: You’d be stupid to lay a hand on me.

Baldur: Oh, you’d be surprised how much stupid shit I do.

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Nella: The reports are in, I’m afraid you have updog…

Ludis: What’s updog?

Nella: Baldur! Get in here, I told you I could do it!

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Nella, about catholicism: What’s the catch?

Harvie: Well, there’s a lot of donations and some shame around sex but christmas is fun.

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Shady: I know Krav Maga!

Fulke: I know Shooting People In The Head.

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Nella: My skull feels a little sore.

Baldur, pretending to be their nurse: Ah, yes. That’s because your head was impacted by the verdiginal… oompa-loompa.

Nella:

Nella: Oh my, that sounds serious.

Baldur: Thank you.

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Jasper: Hey, aren’t you Nella?

Nella: You a cop?

Jasper: No.

Nella: Then yes, I am.

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Nella, walking into Ludis and Izidora’s bedroom in the middle of the night: I had a bad dream.

Ludis: What was it about?

Izidora: No, don’t ask her that!

Ludis: Why not?

Izidora: Cause she’ll answer!

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Ludis (Age 16) : You're amazingly inept, you know.

Nella (Age 13): I'm aware.

Ludis (Age 16): You're even aware of it?!

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Nella: I’ve connected the two dots

Ludis: You didn’t connect shit

Nella: I’ve connected them

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Nella, to Finnley: You are too good for this world.

Nella: But that’s okay.

Nella: I’ll be an asshole for the both of us.

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Nella: My father didn't raise me to be a quitter. In fact, my father didn't raise me.

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Gabe: Harvie, we’ve been trying to tell you this for years. Your bacon allergy is a lie your parents made up so you’d eat healthy as a kid.

Harvie: No! I’m just allergic to a lot of stuff!

Harvie: Bacon, donuts, Halloween candy, not saying thank you...

Harvie: Oh my God.

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Carter: Yeah Soren is such a smart cookie

Soren: *walks into a wall while thinking*

Carter: You know what, nevermind