Ask The Dateables ANYTHING!

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[askthedateablez]

Skylar here, we wish it wasn’t like this but rules do have to be placed after a few asks have been a bit hard to deal with!

1. Keep ask PG and PG-13

2. No spam! You wouldn’t like if we overwhelmed you with a bunch of stuff, no?

3. No NSFW stuff, we prefer to keep that stuff private, Y’know?**

4. No spoilers, some people haven’t got the end of their interests and we will try to warn for spoilers if there are.

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**What I mean is, do not propose sexual acts to any of the Dateables. These versions are NOT fuckable. To you. No lewd images, especially porn, will be tolerated. I'm going to keep the anon option off for now, so that should help.If you DO decide to "shoot your shot" for anything other than hugs, head pats, and forehead kisses, I cannot be held responsible how the Dateables will react. Actually I literally can but they will be vicious.

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Now a couple of the other objects have offered to take up the mantle!

I of course will handle less that appropriate asks

Freddy has offered to deal with Spam

And Dorian will be there to avoid spoilers!

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That’s all there is for now, we will be adding more, Skylar out!

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[askthedateablez]

Hey daemon! I've been really sick the past few days. I think I have a bug which sucks. You're the only bug I like...🖤 Have you ever been sick? What works for you?

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[askthedateablez]

Hey Parker. How do you feel about DnD

Would you ever play it? Have you played it?

I have a picture of you on my wall as well

Ive never played it! I want to, but Chance won't let me! 🥺

[askthedateablez]

Hey Mac thoughts on Cyn and Uzi from murder drones?

Ooh! I like them very much! Purple is my favorite color!

[askthedateablez]

hey Chance I would like you to meet two of my newest OC's

The first one her name is death but don't worry she sweet

The next one is her name is Zelda she's a witch but she's a nice witch

Byeeee

Oh my stars they are BEAUTIFUL!!!!!! What class are they¿?

[askthedateablez]

hey sassy chap! i couldn't think about a question for you, so here's a reminder that you're really sweet and cool and i love you

have a good day!!!

Why thank you! You're very wonderful yourself.

[askthedateablez]

HEY SASSY CHAP

you were captured by an evil khinkali man

what you're gonna do ??

GAH.

I'm sorry, but do you realize that's just a statue?

A very ugly statue at that.

[askthedateablez]

Skips I remember you saying your favorite band is fall out boy or something.

Whats your favorite song though?

Also I have a picture of you on my wall

Hmmm.....

I love them all, obviously. But I think "thks fr th mmrs". .

It got me through a really rough time.

......but I don't care.

That's weird.

[askthedateablez]

heyyy sassy! i hope youre doing ok rn

do you have any hobby? which one would you like to have?

kiss kiss

Mmm I'm too busy at the moment finishing my game "Chappie 2".

What are yours?

[askthedateablez]

For Doug, my beloved, who can bully me any time any day:

S’up, you sexy paralysis demon bent on keeping me up all night, thinking about life’s meaningless woes.

Take it or leave it, I left my number on a post-it note I stuck between your ripped shoulders. Good luck reaching back there with those gloriously buff arms of yours.

(^з^)~♡

Much love, HQO

JFC why does every dumb bitch on here simping for me? I'm supposed to SCARE you, not sex you.

.....although let's not forget I can do both, VERY well.

[hello-quiet-one]

One of the DE! ask blogs responded back, and I was inspired to make a comic. Thanks for humoring me @askthedateablez !

[askthedateablez]

Aw thanks!

[askthedateablez]

sassy chap, hello again! i hope i didnt annoyed you with my lots of questions, heh :)

do you like theatres? would you like to have a theatre date(maybe even with me)?

waiting for your answer!!!

Do you mean the cinema or the Broadway? Either is wonderful! And maybe if you play your game right, you might find me sitting next to you!

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[askthedateablez]

hiii sassy chap! i LOVE talking w you sooo much yk? huhehe, here's my question

where did you buy your bubble pipe?

and what kind of cookies do you like?

Ah, I was drawn with it my sweet.

I love all kinds of cookies, but a classic chocolate chip cookie is always best.

[askthedateablez]

*Sinclaire halts on his way from the living room to the kitchen, stopping mid-stride, the weight from his head almost causing him to topple over.*

*When he manages to catch himself, he inspects his doppelgänger.*

“Huh… I don’t remember there being a mirror here…”

( — for Sinclaire )

@porcelain-prison

An invisible mirror?!

Wait, aren't all mirrors invisible? Or are we trapped in the mirror. Which one is the real world?!

AH! MIRROR CREATURE!

[porcelain-prison]

“Wait a minute — if this was really a mirror, that handsome fella with the flashy outfit would be here, which means—”

“OH, GOOD GOD, THEY’VE CLONED ME—!!!”

“I knew I never should’ve let that girl with the needles take my blood—!”

“YOU—!!! CLONE ME—!!! W-Where was I born—?!”

[askthedateablez]

You're the clone, clone! .

And I was born in a hospital, obviously. IMPOSTER.

[porcelain-prison]

“Damn, he’s good…”

“Alright — since we’re both perfectly matched, a fight to the death clearly isn’t going to work — I’ve obviously thought about it before —”

“Maybe there’s some good that can come of this — a way to split our responsibilities as a sink in two…”

[askthedateablez]

YOU WANT TO SPLIT ME IN HALF?! GET AWAY MIRROR MONSTER!!!! ::RUNS::

[askthedateablez]

*Sinclaire halts on his way from the living room to the kitchen, stopping mid-stride, the weight from his head almost causing him to topple over.*

*When he manages to catch himself, he inspects his doppelgänger.*

“Huh… I don’t remember there being a mirror here…”

( — for Sinclaire )

@porcelain-prison

An invisible mirror?!

Wait, aren't all mirrors invisible? Or are we trapped in the mirror. Which one is the real world?!

AH! MIRROR CREATURE!

[porcelain-prison]

“Wait a minute — if this was really a mirror, that handsome fella with the flashy outfit would be here, which means—”

“OH, GOOD GOD, THEY’VE CLONED ME—!!!”

“I knew I never should’ve let that girl with the needles take my blood—!”

“YOU—!!! CLONE ME—!!! W-Where was I born—?!”

[askthedateablez]

You're the clone, clone! .

And I was born in a hospital, obviously. IMPOSTER.