#gabe warner

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Cana: I can't believe you and Rowan broke both your beds last night.

Gabe: Yeah. What were you even doing?

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Rowan: I bet I can jump higher than you.

Vesper: ...

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Rowan, playing D&D: This is my character Cool Gabe. He's like regular Gabe, but doesn't continue to almost hit me in the face by dramatically walking through doors.

Gabe, DMing: We've talked about this.

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Rowan: -and now for a Gay Update with Gabe.

Gabe: Getting gayer.

Rowan: Thank you, Gabe.

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Gabe: Harvie, we’ve been trying to tell you this for years. Your bacon allergy is a lie your parents made up so you’d eat healthy as a kid.

Harvie: No! I’m just allergic to a lot of stuff!

Harvie: Bacon, donuts, Halloween candy, not saying thank you...

Harvie: Oh my God.

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New Person in Town: is there anyone here who’s actually straight?

Harvie: *raises hand*

Gabe: *puts his hand down*

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Trin: My kink is when people care about my feelings and what I have to say.

Gabe: Unrealistic. Just settle for bondage like the rest of us.

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Trin: Lyssa called me 'cute af.' Which I assume means 'and fun.'

Gabe: Awww! It doesn’t!

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Rowan: How do we usually get out of these messes?

Gabe: We don’t. We make a bigger mess that cancels out the first one.