I am Team Emmett

My name is Kori and I love to doodle. Finally getting back to my page that I abandoned five years ago. Im going to college in the fall.

[rosaalee]

bella’s parents in a nutshell.

[yeehaw-vampire]

The Cullens all give Bella the “how to seem human” rundown when she’s a newborn vampire and tell her to move around and blink and stuff. Meanwhile Jasper continues to show up to school not breathing and looking like a cannibalistic murderer and literally no one cares because of his ~chill vibes~ he puts out there

[yeehaw-vampire]

You guys think it’s a Midnight Sun announcement on SMeyer’s site, but it’s Twilight rewritten from the perspective of Renesme as one of Bella’s eggs in her left ovary. It’s a romance still, she just speaks using tactile telepathy to make Bella flirt with Jacob for her.

[yeehaw-vampire]

The scene in Breaking Dawn with the Cullens dropping the “human charade” is 100x more tender and intimate than anything that happened in the main romance plot.

Where was this slice-of-life, mundane vampire scenery in the other four books??

[muppetmagic]

edward has four moods and two of those four are debussy related.

[edwartmullen]

Jasper has always been a Horse Kid™ and absolutely has roughly 20 to 1,000 horses at any given time because he ain't yee'd his last haw yet - and who's gonna fucking stop him? Carlisle and Esme?? The police??? Until god comes down here and nerfs him herself, his horse army will only grow in number, horse power and glORIOUS MAGNIFICENCE, ITS A PERFECTLY VALID HOBBY AND HE ABSOLUTELY DOES NEED THAT MANY HORSES - it just wasn't mentioned because it wasn't relevant to Bella and Edward's active train wreck. It was, however, relevant to Emmett, who immediately convinced him that they should spend at least one summer jousting and doing neat lasso tricks

[nosleepforawhile]

I want to thank my mom for never sending this to Kellan Lutz. Since Midnight sun was announced she pulled this letter out that I wrote to him ten years ago. But I must saw that drawing is superb. So glad he never got it.

“Dear Mr. Kellan Lutz

I love you. My mom thinks im crazy for it but who cares we will get married in 5 years when im 18. Yoll be 30 so that is legal. Im a big fan! We have so much in common you have a lot of siblings. I do to. 12 of them nothing wrong with that. I also love dogs and have seen all of your movies. I recently saw Nightmare on Elm steeet. Sucks you died though. Your also dead in Twilight technically. So i see why you wanted that role. Emett is my favorite character he eats bears I think bears are cute! I dreW you. I like your muscles. You are my favorite! Beef cake!”

[nosleepforawhile]

I think that circle is a belly button. But this doesnt even look like Kellan. I cant stand how bad this is. Maybe i also “ shaded ” his arm?

[diehard-twihard]

I love this. It is an exact replica of him

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[diehard-twihard]

Lester the Jester. Know for the amounts of mischief he causes through the village and his lack of humor. He some how makes it up to the king though. Through his clumsiness. Some days he will attempt to juggle others he will be seen standing on leg posts, and leaning on some mans shoulder. But that does not stop him from being the one that people go to for help. The ones the children go to, to play games.