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“God damn it, don’t you laugh at me!”

@nishabringeroflaws

The digital doubles couldn’t hide the matching grins that the two of currently sported on their faces. Here they had seen the lawbringer be so serious and cool that they never thought in all of theri digital lives that she would mess up in such an amusing way. They snickered and couldn’t stop their giggles.

“We’re sorry.”

“We just can’t help it.”

“That was really funny.”

#nishabringeroflaws #echo contacts

mosmemes-blog

doki doki literature club╰ * tw.

‘i guess there’s a little devil inside all of us, huh?’

‘i imagine a future where i can be with you.’

‘seriously, these are the best!’

‘even now .. why won’t the rain clouds go away?’

‘is it love if i set you free?’

‘this is where we say goodbye.’

‘don’t cut yourself on that edge!’

‘don’t be shy..’

‘how can i write love into reality?’

‘just play with me instead.’

‘i’ve had really bad depression my whole life.’

‘get out of my head, get out of my head!’

‘most days i can’t even find a reason to get out of bed.’

‘do you want me to go home crying?’

‘all my memories are hazy..’

‘surreal horror is often successful at changing the way you look at the world.’

‘i didn’t want you to feel left out.’

‘shut your fucking mouth!’

‘something terrible’s about to happen.’

‘please stop playing with my heart.’

‘i don’t want to come back.’

‘have you considered killing yourself?’

‘i might be a little jealous…’

‘my dad would beat the shit out of me if he found this.’

‘i was waiting for you.’

‘there’s no happiness here after all.’

‘i don’t want them to think we’re a couple or something.’

‘i guess you don’t have it in you to be mean!’

‘thanks for keeping your promise.’

‘but a poem is never actually finished.. it just stops moving.’

bluereferences

YOUTUBE VIDEOS - 005 ; rp starters.

quotes + sentences taken from a random assortment of youtube videos. feel free to change the pronouns as you see fit. some sentences may contain nsfw text.

“I can go even lower.”

“Did this actually work?”

“Give these chips some viagra, would ya?!”

“I’m sorry, please don’t fucking murder me!”

“Let me just eat a bunch of shit infront of a camera for 20 minutes, and let me talk about my life.”

“Yeah, I’ll see myself out.”

“I can’t take this anymore. I’m having a bad day. I can’t deal with this. My life is crashing down.”

“Who could have saw that one coming?”

“Okay, so, let’s watch some of these together.”

“I’m done! I’m fucking done!”

“And fuck you, and– ouch, my arm came out of the socket–!”

“We’re gonna make the world’s fastest _____! And probably hurt ourselves in the process.”

“Like usual, we always talk about something weird.”

“You know what. You really are a pathetic piece of shit.”

“Fun D.I.Y candy shank, just in case you wanna stab your friend with diabetes.”

“Homicide never tasted so good.”

“Yep. It’s a vagina. Carving a vagina into a watermelon.”

“I dunno. What’s a labia?”

“Look at this fucking creature in the middle. It has eyeballs for nipples.”

“You got some torture devices in your jacket, there, _____. I don’t know if you, uh…”

“Is that what you meant by an open mind, you fucking freak?!”

“If there is a God, he doesn’t know what he’s doing with this.”

“Is this what you’re looking for?!”

“If you expect anything more from me at this point, I’m guessing you haven’t been around here for long.”

“Now we get to talk about how much we wanna fuck a bee!”

“It wasn’t an insult. It was an offer.”

“The road… Pay attention to it.”

“I’m so amazed that you’re so like, laid-back, and don’t give a shit.”

“I didn’t expect this. I don’t know how to fight this.”

“I’m sat here, in my cave, meditating…”

“I’m going to show you a meme you may not have seen.”

“Don’t you have anything you can put on?!”

“We need boxing glove arrows.”

“You’re either good or bad.”

“…But being dramatic is my life!”

“You disagree, huh? Oh, you disagree, huh?! So what if the visuals are good!”

“Oh, don’t you take that tone with me! You heard what I said!”

“I’m more emotionally attached to piss stains in a public urinal!”

“I’m _____, and this is Jackass.”

“You’re a dirty, rotten-mouth pig! You dirty sucker! Don’t you ever talk to me like that again!”

“I don’t know what the fuck a goat-sack is.”

“This is a whole argument over hot dogs!”

“McDonald’s is no stranger when it comes to brutal fights and sloppy smackdowns.”

“God damn it, don’t you laugh at me!”

“I’m just documenting it.”

“What are you going to do? You’re gonna stand up in court and say, ‘excuse me, your honor, I just didn’t like the cut of their jib. Can I have their car now? What do you mean I lost?’.”

“You’re not personally suing shit. That mucus goblin of a lawyer you’re going to track down will be doing all the work.”

“What kinda fucking plan is that? That’s not exactly bulletproof.”

“I am. And I’m still laughing. Because you’re a fucking idiot.”

“ Owie.. “

Shit Handsome Jack has said || Accepting

@bigbluecyes

The two digital doubles cocked their heads from one side and then to the other in a mirroring like pattern as if they were a pair of curious puppies while the two of them watched her. They gave concerned looks as one of the two approached.

“Hey, are you alright?”

“That looked like it might have hurt.”

“Need a hand?”

“We’ve got plenty of those.”

#bigbluecyes #echo contacts

lilrobotmemes

˜”*°•.˜”*°• SHIT HANDSOME JACK SAYS (part two!)

‘’ Holy nutballs what happened to your freakin’ face! ‘’ ‘’ There’s nowhere to hide now, suckers! ‘’ “ You should’ve died when I told you! ” “ MURDERER! ” “ Ah, you’re way too late! Just give up! ” “ You and ME, craphole! It all comes down to this! “ ” Hi jackass! “ ” Oh, I’m right here! “ ” Sup! “ ” Yeah take it, bitch! “ ” Hoho, have fun with this! “ ” Stand in front of this, jackass! “ ” I’m invincible bitch! “ ” No-no-nope! “ ” Stop shooting yourself, stop shooting yourself!! “ “ Oh what’s going on, you can’t hurt me anymore oh that’s gotta be SO FRUSTRATING! ” “ Son of a… How the hell you did that?! ” “ CRAP! Crapcrapcrap!! ” “ Gonna make it, fight through the pain, ____…! Come on! ” “ Not gonna die here too…! ” “ Oh, dammit… COME ON! ” “ I am gonna slap the BITCH outta you! “ “ Owie.. “ “ This might be the last time we get chat.. “ “ you see? that wasn’t so hard. I won’t let you down kid, uh, _____. You Just made a pal for life “ “ Did you see her head? it was like PBBBLLTT- “ “ You killed yourself because i PAYED you to “ “ Don’t usually like people knowing about him/her “ “ All swagger.. No substance “ “ I was trying to Kill you– I wasn’t being subtle “ “ you threatening me..? “ “ Heroes don’t die! not when the story gets to the good part! ” “ where the hell is ____? “ “ Trust me if s/he was there i would be INSIDE him/her “ “ S/he wouldn’t be dead, would s/he? “ “ usual stuff “ “ we are gonna have to fix that gorgeous face, kiddo! “ “ Yeah, I don’t know what state of being i’m in right now but, uh.. well, walking still sucks “ “ Oh _____ Your My heeeroo! “ “ Get it? it’s like his weiner is talking! comedy GOLD! “ “ there’s absolutely nothing there! “ “ oohh ho ho that’s good. Oh, that’s Rich. Thank you for that “ “ It’s childsplay, right? “ “ Go on peel of that face like a serial killer “ “ We beat him/her for hours.. “ “ so i scoop his/her stupid lil eyeballs out with a SPOON! “ “ and I’m Just DYING LAUGHING “ “ Please.. Please don’t kill my baby girl/boy… “ “ No— NO _____!! “ “ I thought, I thought i was gonna have to get violent there for a second. or more violent “ “ No. No. No. No. No. No. I’m _____! I don’t die. and there’s too much left to do! N-Not happening. Not happening! “ “ Ha, your so stupid! watch your head dickface “ “ Who exactly is this little muscle bound tool? “ “ I don’t know. s/he’s… scratching her/his ass and, uh- “ “ That makes two of us “ “ Granted it’s not much.. But it definitely is something! “ “ How is it every time i show up you idiots are in a worse situation? “ “ Yeah! that’s the spirit. “ “ Okay. Look. As much as i’d love to watch this idiot kill you two idiots. I can’t let that happen “ “ No.. still nothing. I punched my mom for chrissake “ “ Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, what is s/he doing? this isn’t good. this is bad! “ “ Okay what? are you talking to me? “ “ Teamwork. more than that, it’s about compromise. “ “ what the hell is that? “ “ I’m detecting some tension here, which is a bummer. we should be pals, ya know? “ “ Whoa whoa whoa… Do i seriously talk to much? ____? “ “ You’re the boss “ “ sah-macky dabby! “ “ Oh ho- that’s so g- that- that is the grossest thing i’ve ever seen “ “ It’s not as sexy as it sounds. A lot of people died down there. “ “ …and then kill them “ “ Yes! you..! you.. are my favourite dude! “ “ I mean. not to sound like a friggin’ shampoo commercial here, but you deserve it “ “ Oh hell no!! “ “ Oh, heh heh heh… useless! “ “ enjoy your last few seconds of not being dead “ “ sup? “ “ Don’t worry buddyboy. I’ll take the wheel for a few “ “ yeah. Yeah. Your Good. Walk it off sport “

#cftalesandkings

handsomepeacock

Redraw of an old gross picture I did when I first started this blog

“Don’t tell Jack, but I keep a picture of a cat in my jacket.”

#handsomepeacock

For the new people if you interact with my boys, and if i remember correctly myself:

Jackie is normal text.

Jackal is italics.

sketch wip of a drawing for @herosdoppelganger of tim tams in his dia de el Jacko skin cause lets be honest thats the best skin

thefreckledjack

@digiijacks

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hyperioncompanyman

And the world just got 25% more CUTE!

Ah, I finally did it. I finished the Chibi Digis I sketched out awhile ago. But here are the good boys as smol good boys. I love these digital doppelgangers a lot.