YOUTUBE VIDEOS - 005 ; rp starters.
quotes + sentences taken from a random assortment of youtube videos. feel free to change the pronouns as you see fit. some sentences may contain nsfw text.
“Did this actually work?”
“Give these chips some viagra, would ya?!”
“I’m sorry, please don’t fucking murder me!”
“Let me just eat a bunch of shit infront of a camera for 20 minutes, and let me talk about my life.”
“Yeah, I’ll see myself out.”
“I can’t take this anymore. I’m having a bad day. I can’t deal with this. My life is crashing down.”
“Who could have saw that one coming?”
“Okay, so, let’s watch some of these together.”
“I’m done! I’m fucking done!”
“And fuck you, and– ouch, my arm came out of the socket–!”
“We’re gonna make the world’s fastest _____! And probably hurt ourselves in the process.”
“Like usual, we always talk about something weird.”
“You know what. You really are a pathetic piece of shit.”
“Fun D.I.Y candy shank, just in case you wanna stab your friend with diabetes.”
“Homicide never tasted so good.”
“Yep. It’s a vagina. Carving a vagina into a watermelon.”
“I dunno. What’s a labia?”
“Look at this fucking creature in the middle. It has eyeballs for nipples.”
“You got some torture devices in your jacket, there, _____. I don’t know if you, uh…”
“Is that what you meant by an open mind, you fucking freak?!”
“If there is a God, he doesn’t know what he’s doing with this.”
“Is this what you’re looking for?!”
“If you expect anything more from me at this point, I’m guessing you haven’t been around here for long.”
“Now we get to talk about how much we wanna fuck a bee!”
“It wasn’t an insult. It was an offer.”
“The road… Pay attention to it.”
“I’m so amazed that you’re so like, laid-back, and don’t give a shit.”
“I didn’t expect this. I don’t know how to fight this.”
“I’m sat here, in my cave, meditating…”
“I’m going to show you a meme you may not have seen.”
“Don’t you have anything you can put on?!”
“We need boxing glove arrows.”
“You’re either good or bad.”
“…But being dramatic is my life!”
“You disagree, huh? Oh, you disagree, huh?! So what if the visuals are good!”
“Oh, don’t you take that tone with me! You heard what I said!”
“I’m more emotionally attached to piss stains in a public urinal!”
“I’m _____, and this is Jackass.”
“You’re a dirty, rotten-mouth pig! You dirty sucker! Don’t you ever talk to me like that again!”
“I don’t know what the fuck a goat-sack is.”
“This is a whole argument over hot dogs!”
“McDonald’s is no stranger when it comes to brutal fights and sloppy smackdowns.”
“God damn it, don’t you laugh at me!”
“I’m just documenting it.”
“What are you going to do? You’re gonna stand up in court and say, ‘excuse me, your honor, I just didn’t like the cut of their jib. Can I have their car now? What do you mean I lost?’.”
“You’re not personally suing shit. That mucus goblin of a lawyer you’re going to track down will be doing all the work.”
“What kinda fucking plan is that? That’s not exactly bulletproof.”
“I am. And I’m still laughing. Because you’re a fucking idiot.”
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