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I can't get over the fact that Good Omens COULD have set up a narrative of Oh No The Demon Is Infuriatingly Attractive To Me What Will I Do???!? and chose instead to reverse it. Aziraphale is absolutely the femme fatale that Crowley can't resist. And he does it by being rather adorable. Like.....his arsenal of femme fatale weapons includes pouting and fits of pique. And Crowley is a cartoon of heart eyes floating behind him. What a magnificent choice.

ifeelbetterer

(@ransur) #not that this post isnt 100% accurate bc crowley definitely is the messy pining one #but we do get a couple of moments where aziraphale is like 'good lord he looks good this century' #stolen glances and little unconcious smiles he has to reign in before crowley catches him

(@qqueenofhades) /CACKLES I MEAN THEY VERY MUCH DID SET UP SAID NARRATIVE THAT IS 100% A THING THEY DID 'CROWLEY! OH GOOD LORD!' SAYS THE ANGEL HAVING GOTTEN HIS DUMB ASS LOCKED UP IN THE FRIGGING BASTILLE EXPLICITLY TO GET HIS BOYFRIEND TO RESCUE HIM BUT YES THEY HAD THE TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL DEMON BE AN ABSOLUTE FRIGGING MESS OVER THE FUSSY ADORABLE ANGEL 'CARTOON OF HEART EYES FLOATING BEHIND HIM' IS A DELIGHTFUL TURN OF PHRASE ANYWAY YES

I am glad you are both engaging with me on this, clearly the best of all meta, but can I just point out: Crowley is in ZERO ways performing a seductive demon to Tempt Aziraphale, regardless of how Aziraphale rakes his eyes up and down Crowley’s body sometimes. Like, the only thing less get-over-able than Crowley heart-eyes-ing his way down the street behind Aziraphale is how goddamn hiLARious the moments are that Aziraphale chooses to be like WOW, YOU HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING OUT about. Like. The Bastille, an excellent point you raised. Crowley looks absurd. He has the worst hair he ever had. He’s not even, like, posed for Sexy. He is posed for Dramatic Reveal.

And then Aziraphale acts like he’s wearing lingerie and maybe doing a quick burlesque show.

What’s especially wonderful about the 6k year slowburn from Aziraphale’s POV is how he actually really does believe Crowley is, like, Erotically Charged at all times. Crowley is leaning against a bookshelf trying to keep himself from vibrating into another dimension from nerves, quietly clenching and unclenching the hand Aziraphale brushed up against earlier, and Aziraphale acts like he’s doing the dance of the seven veils.

mia-ugly

This entire post has SENT me, I feel like I’ve just read the hottest fanfic of my life. Crowley is a cartoon of heart eyes floating behind him, YES he is.

dikdikghoti

Somebody has started writing this fic. Its 5:1:1 on AO3. Basically 5 times Crowley seduced Aziraphale without trying, one time he tries and fails and then I think a reversal is planned. They've only written up to unintended seduction 3 so far.

slow-riot-deactivated20200720

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

tramampoline

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

catparazzi

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

awfullydull-deactivated20170619

FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

madsciences

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

ghostoftwentysomethingspast

WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

legallynonbinary

Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

legallynonbinary

I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

polar-academia-deactivated20230

I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one

pudgefree

tiredgrls

ugh ultimate goal

rxnforyoxrtrain

do you know of any ed blogs run by people who are at least 18? i'm 20 and feel like super uncomfortable following all these 14 year olds lol. thank you xoxo

no i don’t sorry xoxo

disorderedandbroken

Reblog if you’re 18+ so we can find each other!🖤

not-a-smoothie

Legspo

symfoniauczuc

not mine.

world-of-pretty-bones

I need to stay strong for 3 days…

Because if I can do 3 days, I can do 1 week

If I can do a week, I can do 2

However, if I can do 2 weeks, I can do an entire month

So if I can do an entire month, I can do 3

And if I can do 3, I can do half a year

If I can do half a year, I can do it for 1 year

And if I can do it for 1 year, I can do it for a lifetime.

It just takes 3 days. 3 days to overcome your cravings, the fatigue the sadness.

It takes 21 days to change a habit.

Why do I keep giving up when it’s that simple?

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restfulraccoon

Have you ever seen a sleeve so beautiful?

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brokencaloriess

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kippenstattfritten

favorite thinspo ♡

fairylightweight

GOALS

pradahunter

All i want…

euphoric-empty

~ delicate ~

bonesandbabydolls

daily reminder that having an ed isn’t ‘cute’ or your ‘aesthetic’

it’s an actual mental disease and if you’re thinking about getting into it. don’t. it’s a hole that you can never climb out of. you just keep digging and digging and digging until you’ve stuck yourself in your own grave.