Pull the trigger, piglet

[beidak-art]

rate my chestnut man

[unpeeled-human]

felt compelled

[beidak-art]

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

A Clockwork Orange' (1971) Dir. by Stanley Kubrick

[cryptotheism]

if I was a trump staffer I'd be showing him realistic AI generated videos of Frankenstein beating people up

[cryptotheism]

Mister President it happened again. You have to help them. Please you have to help america.

[charnel-grounds]

“Succubus”

— vintage postcard, c. 1900

[balkansoul-deactivated20220924]

love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017

[ssexsophie8127]

fuck you

[ssexsophie8127]

i won

[skelotan]

I can never be annoyed at teens for being excited. I used to be a VERY annoying one! PATREON

[sunnybugster]

people want complex female characters but can't even handle jax tadc

[breadcroww]

kinger and his 4 daughters <3

(based on this post)

[the-muppet-joker]

I have sacrificed EVERYTHING for tumblr. My wife has left me. My children do not recognize my face. I have faced demonic attack, public execution, and erotic ego death, which is like normal ego death but you develop kinks that make Society despise you, like a psychosexual fixation on Kermit the Frog. "I like your shoelaces." THANKS, THEY TETHER ME TO THE GROUND I STAND ON! I AM UNABLE TO LEAVE! I WILL DIE HERE! I WILL DIE IN THIS HOUSE!

[mrsterlingeverything]

[pointnclick]

the minecraft brothers

[paper-mario-wiki]

adam and steve

[triforce-princess]

[zelda-heritage-posts]

Zelda Heritage Post

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[curioscurio]

Im reading from the cuck chair 💺... Its not my monkeys I just have a ticket to the circus

[threedollarsdotcom]

hey its me your doctor. idgaf

[durandahlia]

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

[inthesensethat]

[roaxes]

Ugh on fire again…

[zelda-heritage-posts]

Zelda Heritage Post

[yamada-ryo]

having lunch and someone's watching cnc videoes loud as fuck style so i'm just here chewing my food while there's sounds of water jetting and steel screeching in the back

[retroactivebakeries]

[deviantplum]

Me reading "CNC": Consensual non-consent

Me reading "water jetting and steel screeching": oh so it's really niche consensual non-consent