🌈Dilf Lover🛸

They/He/Xe French and tired 🇫🇷🇩🇪🇧🇪🇳🇱🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

[niinkuvou]

i’m afraid i love him even more now

[dilf-lover0110]

hii sorry if this is a bit out of the blue but i saw ur splatoon joost (super cute btw!!!) and was wondering if you’ll ever post the splat idol käärijä you mentioned? 🤲 im just happy to see another splatoon fan who’s also into joost and käärijä!! hope you’re having a good day 💚💙

Yeeeees ! I forgot to post it because I'm one of those kind of artist who draws but don't post their drawing, the thing is it's old, and I don't really like it 😔 but yeah here it is !! :3

(I don't know who you are anon but please show yourself you seems very cool ehehehe)

[dilf-lover0110]

I drew this a while ago and I didn't post it 😔

[dilf-lover0110]

I'm doing art fight this year >:)

Art Fight

An art gifting game

[shadow-of-a-blackbird]

[dilf-lover0110]

From the french magazine "Citizenk homme"

https://www.citizen-k.com/produit/ck-homme-n45-spring-2025-digital/

[dilf-lover0110]

French Tommy Cash fan here

There is an interview that Tommy made in a french magazine, is someone interested in : Me actually translating the whole interview in English because I read a bit of it and it's actually really cool, they talk about his inspiration, experience

(I will probably buy the magazine)

[jedibinx-deactivated20250404]

Please don't let this flop I spent MONTHS on this PAINTING

Summer Käärijä 💙💙💙

Oh God I'm so happy with it 🥹💙

[dilf-lover0110]

#its so beautiful :0!! #käärijä

[demi-eurovision]

I don't have long hair like a princess... I have long hair like Tommy Cash

[ovidian-leninism]

So glad I get to experience homosexual desire. One life and thank god I'm not straight

[stealthywing]

It's VERY surprising to me that most people have been supporting Joost since the beginning of the Eurovision showdown with Ebu, defending him, feeling sorry for him, talking about how wrong he was treated and how Ebu literally trampled on his childhood dream and now people are unhappy with Tommy Cash, who won EL and is a friend of Joost and Jere? Unhappy with the man who said about wanting to trash Ebu for his own friends and how they were unfairly treated? (even though justice doesn't seem to exist) Unhappy with Tommy who literally did nothing wrong???? Joost and Tommy's song is one big huge rude joke about hypocrisy and this very injustice that happened to the same Joost. People are not happy that a man with a name came and won Eesti Laul, who wants to show a lesson to Ebu and who really wants to do his best for his country and win Eurovision?! And people hate him for that?!

[cutebodyhorror]

WIP 🤔

[superpripril]

Art for the last Splatoween, I love em so much ✨💚🩷

Dw Pearl isn't mean to Smollusk, it's just mothers playing with their child

[dilf-lover0110]

#eatyourart

[dilf-lover0110]

I made our beloved Joost Klein as a splatoon idol ✨

(Also did Käärijä but will post it later)

[lolthsword]

okay but käärijä literally did brat before it was cool idc

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

*Give you the goober and run away*

The convict looks at the creature and raised an eyebrow. “Your a funny little thing…far to small to eat..”

[dilf-lover0110]

Frog look at him

"Don't try to eat me I taste like cotton candy but too sugary"

Frog end up on his shoulder by... Magic

"You're taaaall!!"

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

The man looked at the thing on his shoulder now and shrugs. “Don’t get in my way and your fine..” he kept walking to somewhere.

[dilf-lover0110]

"Who are you? Where are we going? Can I have chicken nuggets? Pleaaaase"

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

The convict didn’t say anything as he kept walking. “Just call me convict…I’m going home and I’m not sure what a chicken nugget is..”

[dilf-lover0110]

Frog gasp soundly

"It's chicken!"

He chuckled softly before playing with his sleeves a little

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

The man looks at frog mess with his sleeve. “Wouldn’t it be 5xs the size of you?..” convict walked inside a small dark cabin. On the inside it was cozy yet creepy looking. Bones on the walls and such. A human skull on the coffee table.

[dilf-lover0110]

"I can make myself bigger if you want?"

Frog jump on the table and then on the ground before starting to grow a little, he was still small for Convict but still taller than before

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

The man looks at convict frog and then walked over to a fridge pulling out some very red looking meat. “That’s strange.”

[dilf-lover0110]

"What are you eating..?"

Frog look at the meat

"It doesn't look like chicken nuggets.. Even not yummy"

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

The man looked at frog and shakes his head as he pulled out a pan and a few seasonings. He started to cook. “It’s meat…”

[dilf-lover0110]

Frog sat on the kitchen countertop looking at the meat but also at Convict who was cooking

"Mmh.. What kind of meat?"

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

“Human.” It was a short answer and the man didn’t seem ashamed. He kept cooking and not paying mine to the person. “This one decided to try and rob an old lady…I only go after bad people..”

[dilf-lover0110]

"Mmmh I see..."

Frog keep looking, but get bored so he go back to look at the couch

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

The man watched them and after a while he was done cooking and started eating.

[dilf-lover0110]

Frog go back at him and look at him

"Can I try? Please? Pretty please?"

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

He raised and eyebrow and held out his plate. He saw this going bad.

[dilf-lover0110]

Frog try the food

"... It's not better than chicken nuggets"

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

He rolled his eyes and finished his food as he threw the plate in the sink. “Wasn’t for you.”

[dilf-lover0110]

He sit on the couch and pout a little

"You're not a friendly tree.."

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

He sighs and rolled his eyes as he walked over to frog. “Why are you here?..”

[dilf-lover0110]

"I don't know? Someone throw me here"

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

“Well I guess you can stay…don’t ruin anything.”

[dilf-lover0110]

"Yippie!!"

His yippie get cut rapidly, he yawn softly

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

Convict looks at alec and raised and eyebrow. “Finally tired?”

[dilf-lover0110]

He nodded before doing some parcour to sit on his shoulder again

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

The man sighs as he lets the person relax on his shoulder and relaxed himself

[dilf-lover0110]

"I'm eepy.."

Frog end up falling asleep against him

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

Convict sat their and just relaxed not really tried

[dilf-lover0110]

"You have long hair... Can I play with them?"

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

“ Why not?…”

[dilf-lover0110]

Frog start to make little braids with them

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

He didn’t pay any mind to frog and spaced out.

[dilf-lover0110]

Frog give him a lots of little braids

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

He noticed when frog stopped and looked at them. “Thanks.”

[dilf-lover0110]

Frog giggle a little, snuggling a little against him

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

“Your quite touchy..”

[dilf-lover0110]

Frog smiled and his body made a little toys noise

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

“How do you squeak?…that makes no sense..”

[dilf-lover0110]

Frog squeak again before he chuckled softly

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

He looks at frog and squished his face.

[dilf-lover0110]

Frog's body made more squeaky noises

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

“How are you?..”

[dilf-lover0110]

"I don't know, it's my body who do that! But it's fun"

Frog hug him

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

Convict gently pushed frog off of him and glared a little at the person. “I don’t do hugs.”

[dilf-lover0110]

Frog look at him with a sad look

"Why noooot..?"

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

“I don’t like hugs…make me uncomfortable. Your lucky I haven’t thrown you.”

[dilf-lover0110]

"Oh.. Sorry.."

Frog made a sad frog noise

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

“Your fine, you know now.”

[dilf-lover0110]

Frog hug one of the pillow instead

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

The man looked at frog. He rested his head on his hand and closed his eyes.

[dilf-lover0110]

"You're okay?" :0

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

*Give you the goober and run away*

The convict looks at the creature and raised an eyebrow. “Your a funny little thing…far to small to eat..”

[dilf-lover0110]

Frog look at him

"Don't try to eat me I taste like cotton candy but too sugary"

Frog end up on his shoulder by... Magic

"You're taaaall!!"

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

The man looked at the thing on his shoulder now and shrugs. “Don’t get in my way and your fine..” he kept walking to somewhere.

[dilf-lover0110]

"Who are you? Where are we going? Can I have chicken nuggets? Pleaaaase"

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

The convict didn’t say anything as he kept walking. “Just call me convict…I’m going home and I’m not sure what a chicken nugget is..”

[dilf-lover0110]

Frog gasp soundly

"It's chicken!"

He chuckled softly before playing with his sleeves a little

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

The man looks at frog mess with his sleeve. “Wouldn’t it be 5xs the size of you?..” convict walked inside a small dark cabin. On the inside it was cozy yet creepy looking. Bones on the walls and such. A human skull on the coffee table.

[dilf-lover0110]

"I can make myself bigger if you want?"

Frog jump on the table and then on the ground before starting to grow a little, he was still small for Convict but still taller than before

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

The man looks at convict frog and then walked over to a fridge pulling out some very red looking meat. “That’s strange.”

[dilf-lover0110]

"What are you eating..?"

Frog look at the meat

"It doesn't look like chicken nuggets.. Even not yummy"

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

The man looked at frog and shakes his head as he pulled out a pan and a few seasonings. He started to cook. “It’s meat…”

[dilf-lover0110]

Frog sat on the kitchen countertop looking at the meat but also at Convict who was cooking

"Mmh.. What kind of meat?"

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

“Human.” It was a short answer and the man didn’t seem ashamed. He kept cooking and not paying mine to the person. “This one decided to try and rob an old lady…I only go after bad people..”

[dilf-lover0110]

"Mmmh I see..."

Frog keep looking, but get bored so he go back to look at the couch

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

The man watched them and after a while he was done cooking and started eating.

[dilf-lover0110]

Frog go back at him and look at him

"Can I try? Please? Pretty please?"

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

He raised and eyebrow and held out his plate. He saw this going bad.

[dilf-lover0110]

Frog try the food

"... It's not better than chicken nuggets"

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

He rolled his eyes and finished his food as he threw the plate in the sink. “Wasn’t for you.”

[dilf-lover0110]

He sit on the couch and pout a little

"You're not a friendly tree.."

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

He sighs and rolled his eyes as he walked over to frog. “Why are you here?..”

[dilf-lover0110]

"I don't know? Someone throw me here"

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

“Well I guess you can stay…don’t ruin anything.”

[dilf-lover0110]

"Yippie!!"

His yippie get cut rapidly, he yawn softly

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

Convict looks at alec and raised and eyebrow. “Finally tired?”

[dilf-lover0110]

He nodded before doing some parcour to sit on his shoulder again

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

The man sighs as he lets the person relax on his shoulder and relaxed himself

[dilf-lover0110]

"I'm eepy.."

Frog end up falling asleep against him

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

Convict sat their and just relaxed not really tried

[dilf-lover0110]

"You have long hair... Can I play with them?"

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

“ Why not?…”

[dilf-lover0110]

Frog start to make little braids with them

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

He didn’t pay any mind to frog and spaced out.

[dilf-lover0110]

Frog give him a lots of little braids

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

He noticed when frog stopped and looked at them. “Thanks.”

[dilf-lover0110]

Frog giggle a little, snuggling a little against him

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

“Your quite touchy..”

[dilf-lover0110]

Frog smiled and his body made a little toys noise

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

“How do you squeak?…that makes no sense..”

[dilf-lover0110]

Frog squeak again before he chuckled softly

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

He looks at frog and squished his face.

[dilf-lover0110]

Frog's body made more squeaky noises

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

“How are you?..”

[dilf-lover0110]

"I don't know, it's my body who do that! But it's fun"

Frog hug him

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

Convict gently pushed frog off of him and glared a little at the person. “I don’t do hugs.”

[dilf-lover0110]

Frog look at him with a sad look

"Why noooot..?"

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

“I don’t like hugs…make me uncomfortable. Your lucky I haven’t thrown you.”

[dilf-lover0110]

"Oh.. Sorry.."

Frog made a sad frog noise

[the-convict-of-blood-deactivate]

“Your fine, you know now.”

[dilf-lover0110]

Frog hug one of the pillow instead