min_min

he/him | getting bitches is a sport im unathletic

[rystiel]

phil in an airport:

[ewaneneollav]

blows up a random stranger with a rocket launcher for no reason then falls to the ground weeping histrionically & receives the tender attention & support of everyone present

[jeekoftheweek]

[phanpill]

[lyraisnotonfire]

guys they drank from the same glass!!!1!!1!

[pseudophan]

i mean. yeah i guess.

[sunchildsatoru]

[annaxmalina]

[helpimsleepdeprived]

[mothmanbussy420]

[phlesbiandullet]

there may have been a pontoon experience

[tattahitotsunosaetayarikata-dea]

what are many or several of you on about.

[phlondsbian]

phil really does not gaf about amazingphil rn he rly said i only want to make videos if i can do it while playing toys with my wife #mywife

[local-space-case]

[dystopia-daily-trash-1]

ik we make fun of dan for giving up chocolate when its phil who isn't able to have it, but we all know that when dan bought marshmallows for a baking vid, phil sniffed them out and ate half the bag before the video started. this is such a common occurance that dan had prepared in advance with a second, more hidden bag of marshmallows.

like, man isnt giving up chocolate in solidarity; keeping all chocolate out of the house is the only way to keep another Cerified Dan And Phil Medical Incident ™️ at bay. the guy ate superglue for chrissake, we'd be fools if we thought a migraine would stop Mr. Sweetooth from eating any and all chocolate in the house.

[silverfoxlester]

do you think phil knows how spoiled he is? like, some random twink fell in love with him over the internet and then moved in and phil hasn’t ever had to do anything since. he doesn’t even play most of the games on dnpg. he just sits there and asks questions while his soulmate cares for him and takes him to the hospital and plays games for him and entertains him and oh god i’m gonna be sick

[lavalamps-and-ladydoors]

mr and mr 15 years later 🦎

[thepaleelf]

unemployed bitches at 2:30 on a wednesday