the concept of women

lauren • 24 • she/her interacts from roseworth

[dogpuppy]

[userlesbian]

thinking about “super best friends and soulmates forever” in ii and “real best friends companions through life like actual soulmates” in big. again.

[userlesbian]

people change 😔

[phlondsbian]

i parasocially hope they never have an actual wedding but i do believe they’re starting to lean towards getting married for the benefits… maybe we’re about to see the worlds first fraud marriage between an actual couple

[fishtanktinsel]

god those 8 minutes had everything. “power couple”. pharriage discussion completely unprovoked. dan saying sentences no one has ever said before including “for people that are bicurious it was like their flat earth”. clueless but Trying interviewer with phannie coworkers in the back. cute shoulder touch. saying “twink” and “male podcast” on the news. phil therapy avoidance. martyn catching strays for no reason.

[reunitedinterlude]

phil being The Emo Boy 🖤

[phlondsbian]

i think my favorite part about tit was booing them for not being married so can they find a way to work that in to the hard launch tour too

[diphowell]

sugar baby

[pseudophan]

you are gay

[userlesbian]

touch his wood :(

[diphowell]

soundboard: no. oof oof oof. no. no. oof oof oof. no. no.

[phlondsbian]

perhaps this is too much of a hot take but the entire here’s the thing segment has started pissing me off since it stopped being phil’s segment 😭😭 why is phil reading sentences that dan wrote just for dan to give a longer explanation right after phil finishes. why did they do it backwards 😭😭😭😭😭

[bluebirdlester]

just as a reminder to all, the real Quileute tribe was not consulted whatsoever on the twilight series and had a lot of their culture just fully lied about & made up, which is not a remotely harmless act. you should donate to fund their cultural preservation and moving of vital centers out of tsunami zones! i try to throw in a few bucks any time i watch any twilight related media.

[phlondsbian]

can someone post a highlight reel i’ve never seen twilight so i dont want to watch this whole thing 😭

[girldan-pip]

this really turned out to be the pinof 1 unreleased footage

[defectivegembrain]

"I asked ChatGPT" well I asked Dan and Phil and they gave an interesting and thoughtful answer to a completely different question. So still an improvement but I'm exploring other sources

[diphowell]

"We have a great aesthetic."