[OwO]

My name's Dylan, but you can call me Dillcat. Neutral Good/Gay/23/M [Twitter: @theDillcat]

[cowboyjen68]

Three butch friends of mine finishing the basement of my first house around 1996.   They worked for beer, and not even anything fancy. 

[donnerpartyofone]

One of tumblr’s finer posts.

[demilypyro]

do you think butch hartman knows how many eggs he cracked with this

[aromancy]

[asimovsideburns]

butch hartman designing characters:

[johncribati]

Butch Hartman dives so deeply into into the “Boys being compared to girls as alleged comedy” hole that he effectively dug a tunnel to the other side of the world and it starts being “you barely have to squint to read this character as trans” instead.

[rahiodead]

the bachelors

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[yrbeecharmer]

well good morning it’s time to get up and find out why my roommates (neither of whom, to my knowledge, celebrate Christmas) are blasting Christmas music at 8:30 AM on November 14th

[yrbeecharmer]

all righty then

[spritzeal]

you get an invite to a gay wedding

you open the card

“WARNING: SHONEN-AI, YAOI, BOYXBOY, THAT MEANS BOY KISSES!!! LIME/LEMON LATER. DON’T LIKE DON’T ATTEND, RSVP PLZ”

[fatefulfindings]

File this under posts from 2012 that deal immense psychic damage

[fatefulfindings]

happy 10th birthday to one of the posts of all time

[pitohuifeathers]

[radiofreederry]

We must honor the monarchy by partaking in their favorite activity: starving the Irish

[triviallytrue]

i bet the dick is insane

[tapewormin]

Banger notes this eve

[architectofimagination]

🤣 what tf

[gayvampyr]

ok how are you people putting commas in your tags

[gayvampyr]

??? WHERE

[fleshdyke]

‚

enjoy

[marinebiologyshitposts]

[porkue-deactivated20230306]

A classic rinse

[susurrationofthewind]

He deleted it.

[assassinregrets]

[rottingfacade]

I don’t wanna scare you while you’re high but I actually invited millions of people over and they’re all waiting outside right now. Hope that’s okay

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

anyone whos been an artist before with artblock knows what its like whenever wizards lose their magic in stories like physically i know it looks like im just sitting here staring angry at a sheet of paper but in the spiritual sense i am pointing a wand that is fizzling and cracking in a very dangerous manner only for it to make a pathetic woopie cushion sound and then go limp

[modogoblin]

[palant1r]

what did Europeans even do before google maps.

how did y'all find your streets

[palant1r]

me: please....please just put signs on them...

The Dublin street layout engineer I've trapped in my basement: if you aren't smart enough to solve my Riddles Three and find the ancient cornerstone, older than your fucking country, upon which I've etched a tiny cipher that, when cracked, reveals what street you're on, then you shouldn't be in fucking Ireland [spits out blood]

Me: I DIDNT EVEN HIT YOU. WHERE DID YOU GET THE BLOOD

[eruditetyro]

There’s a city in Germany, Mannheim, where the city center is laid out on a grid, but instead of naming the roads they named the blocks. So your grocery store might be on block L5. and that refers to, like, the square on the grid paper where the building is, rather than the street on which the building is.

Which like, ok fine. you’d assume the numbers go in order one way, and the letters go in order perpendicular to that.

They do not do that.

[caressthosecheekbones]

why

[ratchetmessreturns]

[trance-forbic]

based actually

[rednines]

[rednines]