farquaad star squad

Hottest Woman In Kentucky (Can’t Buy, Must Woo)

[kaijuno]

“What’s your spirit animal?” We’re white Rebecca we don’t have spirit animals ask me what my fursona is like you meant to ask u fucking coward

[ryanribbitys]

you’ve angered the gnomeo and juliet fandom for the last time

[joshpeck]

[squibwub-blog]

[dakotaraptor]

this is fake because the mike myers cat in the hat would not hesitate

[suprchnk-archive-deactivated202]

i knew t-pain was a genius the first time i heard buy u a drank

[rednines]

In cars two at the airport the cars have to go through tsa checks and take off their wheels and stuff which implies the cars Universe had a 9/11

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

[gordons-moved]

[horrormuppet]

Star Wars, Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005) x The Office “Beach Games” (2007)

[hydratedbitch]

i hate when i learn things like peanuts aren’t nuts and they’re actually legumes. i was Played. u put nut in the name for gods sake. the seeds of destruction were woven in from the beginning

[scott-conant]

me: haha why do people always yell at the tv when they watch sports? you know the football players can’t hear you, right?

me watching chopped:

[bryke-official]

We McFreakin’ lost it

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[greyhuntress]

me watching Florida stayin red:

[colorsinautumn-archive]

me, seeing 1-2% of votes for a third party candidate when trump is leading in state:

[rulesofthirds]

[poppunkzain]

Watching Florida change between blue and red every two minutes like: