Dilly is a Willy

horses can't vomit

[dustinyschild]

Daily reminder

[lizardsister]

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

[bumblebeesnees]

Panties hit the FLOOR

[lizardsister]

you know it sister

[muppetshow2026]

fucked up in the club asking the dj to play flight of the bumblebee

[theshittyfoodblog]

Cronch

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

nut loaf

[hidingfrompolice]

Bitch i thought that was rocks!

[warframe]

thats not bread that’s a core sample from a beach

[dat-soldier]

That’s conk creat babey!!!!!!!!!!

[thwrangis]

its gonna be a sexy sexy night once i figure out how to survive point blank shotgun blasts

[junk-thunder]

you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED

[sparrow-va]

you have a wha

[saintmarkovia]

call me captain ahab how I moby on his dick til he whales

[officeshelpdesk]

The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

[enemy-viv-deactivated20240228]

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

[aaaaasneakattack]

He was a cat that smoked a whole bong

[rhaenyrastormborn]

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

geli korzhev

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is a gorgeous painting and I love it very genuinely but I’m also begging someone to edit “are you nasty?” onto those little bitty short shorts

[luiysia]

@roadhonk i did it

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you are my only anchor in these trying times

[kaijuno]

Who that man

[zoeberry]

the fairy on my windshield as i go down i95 at 210km/h

[brendonkadonk]

did you have to hit them with their cock out? 😕

[moldavite]

hate coming to terms with things. i should be able to cast a fireball instead

[acoolguy]

me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*

[swarnpert]

we are the daughters of the parents who had sex and got pregnant

[dapple-dualies-propaganda-deact]

When the world is cruel and unwelcoming, press ZL to turn into a squid

[void-drifter]

it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

[khytal]

I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

[khytal]