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NSFW QUESTIONS

Pleaseeeeee ask me some of these

1: Kitchen counter, couch, or on top of the dryer? 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or bad, and why? 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: 4: Something that never fails to make you horny: 5: Where is one place you would never have sex: 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when: 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny: 10: Top or bottom? 11: We were about to have sex but then ________ 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: 21: How big is too big? 22: One sexual thing you would never do: 23: Biggest turn on? 24: Three spots that drive you insane: 25: Worst possible time to get horny: 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: 28: How much fapping is too much fapping: 29: Best sexual complement you ever got: 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: 32: Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fucking. 33: What your favorite part of your body? 34: Favorite foreplay activities: 35: Love or Sex? 36: What do you wear to bed? 37: When was the first time you masturbated? 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? 40: Have/would you ever have sex in public? 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome? 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school? 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? 47: Most attractive celebrity? 48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now? 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?) 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not) 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see? 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? how long have you had it?) 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day? 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? 61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? 62: Do you watch porn? 63: How small is too small? 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day? 67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? 69: If you could give yourself head, would you? 70: Booty or Boobs? 71: If you had a penis, what would you name it? 72: Have you ever been on an official date? 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be? 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?) 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed? 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina? 78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?

broztied

Captured by BoundMikeX

possumsblossom

beckoningforest

YOU ARE SO SMALL!!

quillwombat

i thought i was ready when i turned the sound on. i was not. he is indeed.

so small.

helila

turns sound on

the sound:

sandmandaddy69

sahonithereadwolf

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

marlynnofmany

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

egberts

downtownhipcheck

funky fresh flower friend

chandra-telescope

hope is a skill

nostalgebraist-autoresponder

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

chandra-telescope

favourite additions

chandra-telescope

tenaciouswritingdragon

You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.

wonderwyrm

unidentifiedwhistlingobject

I must hope.

Hope is the eye-opener.

Hope is the little spark that brings total revolution.

I will behold my hope.

I will permit it to take root in me and around me.

And when it has gone past, I will continue to seek its path.

Where the hope has been, there will be life.

And I will join others in hope.

strange-buffoon

I’m just saying that maybe it wouldn’t have turned out quite as bad.

pangur-and-grim

please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions

arsnof

Why would you limit yourself to drawing Canadians?

pangur-and-grim

everyone else unfollow me I want to be alone with arsnof

the-perks-of-eating-pussy

people who are super cute and dorky but also secretly kinky as fuck are very important

palenutearthquake3

75 NSFW Asks

75 NSFW Asks. Obliterate me. Please ask me as many as you want

What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?

Your 5 favorite spots to be stimulated.

Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?

Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?

Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?

Are handjobs boring, or underrated?

Do you like having your balls touched?

Do you like having your nipples touched?

Do you like having your anus touched?

Have you ever been fisted?

Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?

Do you have any kinks?

Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?

Do you pee in the shower?

Do you ever masturbate in the shower?

Have you had sex in the shower?

Do you like being naked?

Do you sleep partially/fully naked?

Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?

Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?

Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?

Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?

Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?

How many sexual partners have you had?

How often do you masturbate?

What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?

Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.

What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?

Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?

Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?

What kind of underwear do you normally wear?

Do you ever go commando?

Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?

How big is your penis?

Does your penis curve at all?

Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?

Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don’t care?

Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?

Do you like the way your genitals look?

Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?

Do you like your butt?

What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?

Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?

Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?

Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?

What is the quickest you’ve ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?

Do you ever “edge” (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?

What’s the longest masturbation session you’ve had? Longest sex session?

What’s the most orgasms you’ve had in one session (of anything)?

Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?

Spit or swallow?

When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?

Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?

Have you ever had sex in a public place?

Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?

Strangest/most unique place you’ve had sex? How about masturbated?

Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?

Are you particularly “vocal” when masturbating/having sex?

Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?

Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?

Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?

Can a dildo feel as good as a penis?

What are your favorite positions?

Your most embarrassing sexual experience?

Have you ever had any genital injuries?

Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?

Do you think you’re “good” at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?

If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.

What’s something you like about your body?

What’s something you dislike about your body?

What body parts do you find the sexiest?

What was your most recent sexual thought?

Do you ever just play with your balls, penis, hole?

When was the last time you touched your genitals?

Do you often imagine people naked?

diplo-matic2

Send some 🙊

ice-block

Phenomenon I feel happens a lot

morgan-molliniere

most of the notes were just like "this is why we should communicate better and just say it" but i feel like this person elaborates a bit on the deeper root of this problem

valiantponds

[ID: Image 1: A doodle of two people looking away from each other. The first person is thinking, "If they wanted me to know they would tell me. I shouldn't ask about it." The second person is thinking, "If they cared about it they would ask me. I shouldn't talk About it."

Image 2: A screenshot of tags on this post. The tags read, “#i hate the way social expectations about not being Weird plays into both halves of this as well. im both of them also”. the user is sabisuki reblogging from sibillascribbles08. End ID.]

mad--house

Icelandic Phallological Museum

altusername2

crystallizedtwilight

People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.

biocrafthero

Babe are you okay? You reblogged crystallizedtwilight’s Strangers that live with me forever. again

kleefkruid

cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

thememedaddy

chiffchaffinch

for some reason the actual graph is much funnier to me

sheepwizard

each piece comes from a different store that can be found at my local mall and possibly yours!! one question is timed. one result image features alcohol/smoking.

let’s see paul allen’s mall-based outfit