I'm a motherfuckin' starboy

I'm tryna put you in the worst mood, ah P1 cleaner than your church shoes, ah Milli point two just to hurt you, ah All red Lamb' just to tease you, ah None of these toys on lease too, ah Made your whole year in a week too, yah Main bitch out your league too, ah Side bitch out of your league too, ah

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opheliabancroft:

Ophelia gave a happy, almost childlike in innocence, laugh at his comment. A tongue touched smile stayed, naively feeling pleased that she had a client that was recognising something the others hadn’t, and seemingly intended to be gentle with her. She’d grown to understand destruction of innocence was a thing for some, and it could single her out for the more unpleasant evenings. She took his arm with no lingering doubt over his character, and no worries for the next part of the evening.

Things in the car had been easy, and he was making a surprising amount of effort considering she was a sure thing. Ophelia appreciated it, to the point that she could so easily pretend that this was a proper date and actually enjoy herself. “I haven’t, no.” She responded, looking around the hotel that was far too fancy for her to ever afford. “It’s breathtaking though, I can see why you like it.” Everything looked so ornate, she didn’t want to touch a thing lest she break it. “Do you stay here often?”

“Fantastic then, I can show you around.” He smiled. At this rate, she was probably wondering why the hell he needed to hire a date and was fearing the worst. Dimitri was good-looking, rich, charming -- something had to be wrong with him. The worry would hopefully be put at east when she started having a good time. “ I do, actually -- when I first arrived here I was somewhat of a resident until I found a place of my own.” He admits as the wander deeper in. “I’m afraid that the luxury of this place was like no other -- it called to me as I enjoy my creature comforts decadently. It reminds me almost of a casino I visited in Monaco -- charming place.” He bragged slightly, but it was less to impress and more about a fond memory for him.

“Would you like to wander around the casino floor a bit? I can’t say much for my skills as a poker player , nor yours, but I’ve heard it’s good fun to gamble with someone else’s money.” He chuckled. “ Unless you’re famished and would rather get some dinner first? The choice is yours, my dear.” 

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leightonanderson:

As a manager of a popular night club, Leighton didn’t spend too much time on the floor. Unless of course it was in the VIP section, where she’d often lounge herself or schmooze the rich guests into spending more money. And that was when she was actually present at the club. She responded with a roll of ocean blue orbs when one of her employees interrupted her conversation with a VIP, because someone asked to speak to the manager. Sometimes, in such cases it was to complain– others it could be to praise. She was annoyed now, so hoped for the latter. With a sigh she followed to a different section to approach the guest, a smile now plastered on her face. It was fake, but they didn’t need to know that. “You asked to speak to a manager?” she greeted warmly, blonde tresses falling into her face.

The nightlife was abundant in Las Vegas, but clubs were such a fickle thing. One moment you can have a line around the block waiting to get in and other nights you can struggle to make a dollar. Dimitri, being a man of finer things, would only throw a party in a club that was popular, which was why he decided to check out the scene at Strobe. He’d heard good things, but was never one to go off hearsay alone. The drinks were good and the club was spacious, but he’d still need to inquire further before deciding on a venue. That would require talking to someone in charge. Still, the last thing he was expecting was a beautiful blonde filling his request. “ Yes, I did -- and that would be you?” He questioned, not because she was young and pretty but because ...well, because she was young and pretty.

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holly-myers:

“You’re never going to let that go, are you? I was mistaken, alright?” Holding up both of her hands in defense before letting out a laugh. It wasn’t that Holly was unimpressed, she just rather enjoyed playing hard to get. Quite honestly, she did find interesting, and she had to admit that he was obviously very successful at what he did for a living. “You wouldn’t be the first person who’s said that. I live to defy the stereotype of opera singers being rather large women. Singing is all about core training and breathing, and believe it or not, I actually have abs. Physical fitness is highly important to me.” She was tiny, but she did have a very powerful voice. “Yes, they just brought it back and asked me to be in it, so here I am. Came straight from Broadway.” What he said next caught her attention even more. “Your own project? Am I allowed to ask what you’re working on?”

A smirk tugged at his lips as she asked if he was going to let it go. While it was highly likely, Dimitri had been known to hold a grudge from time to time. It was hardly the case here, but knowing it was something that got to her fueled the naughty side of him that would keep it going for fun. “I’m sure you life to defy the odds, but you’ll have to forgive my skepticism. But I’m sure your abs are lovely.” He chuckled as he sipped his drink.” Well it’s not exactly top secret, so you may. I’ve invested a great deal in resurrecting the philharmonic out here -- I’ve always had a love for the arts, and it’s a shame that it’s slowly coming to it’s end. I’m sure there’s an audience even out here, so why not satisfy everyone's needs when they come to Vegas? In fact I hope to satisfy as many needs as possible while I’m here.”

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fckitsam:

“You can just see straight into my mind can’t you?” Sam retorted, raising a brow. She scoffed at his words, wiping her face. “Fuck man, the size of your ego never fails to impress me and that says something, half of the fuckin’ precinct have egos so big I’m surprised they fit through the door.” She visibly cringed at the idea of doing anything other then arresting someone in a cell. “That would be so gross, I don’t even want to think about it.” Shoving her hands in her pockets, she shook her head. “You’re a fuckin’ crack up. Now hurry up and put them clothes on, I’ll even close my eyes if you’d prefer it.”

“It’s not that difficult, I’m afraid -- you’re rather transparent, you indecent, shameless woman you.” Dimitri teased. It wasn’t an easy feat, getting Sam to blush. Her profession made her too unshakable -- to stiff. She wasn’t thrown off easily and a naked body wasn’t going to do that either. He imagined working how she did that she’d seen a few too many of them in less than appealing positions to think of arousal. “ Out of all the things that you could be surprised of the size, it’s my ego that gets you.” He tsked as he put on his shoes. “ Gross? I am truly offended by that. But there, I am fully clothed , happy? Or do I still have a chance that you’ll use your handcuffs on me?”

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thaliagallagher:

“I would be fine to stroke something other than your ego, but I won’t turn down dinner first,” she told him, winking. Thalia looked over him once again, taking in him and all of his naked glory. “I don’t blame you for being thrown off, it’s alright. I think I’d be offended if you weren’t throw off by all of this,” she said, gesturing to herself. She waved a hand nonchalantly, and smirked a little. “Perhaps if it’s embarrassing, you should put some pants on,” she suggested with a grin.

There was a wide grin on his face as the woman didn’t shy away from his perversion and matched his cockiness with her own. “In a perfect world I wouldn’t have to bother with my trousers if I’m only to be removing them again if the night goes well,but for your sake...” He chuckled as he finished dressing, eyes never leaving her as he did. When he looked decent again, he closed the trunk and smoothed his hands over his coat. “ Well then, about that dinner; do you prefer French, Italian, or something a bit more East? It’s a fantastic time for sushi and sake if you ask me.” He smiled. 

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vvinniemagdalene:

There was a moment of shock as the man sat at the table calmly lifted her abandoned panties, but Winnie didn’t flinch or blush. She had lost her sense of modesty a long time ago, if she ever had one. It wasn’t the action that left her blank faced, but the swiftness that the man had adapted to his dinner being interrupted by Winnie’s always wild antics. He didn’t miss a beat. Winnie’s lips pressed together before the light returned to her big brown eyes, and her face softened into a coy smile. She could already tell this man would be amusing in one way or another. “I ain’t never done nothing careless, sir.” She assured him still standing attentively at his side even as he ignored her in favor of his phone screen. 

It wasn’t about the panties anymore, she could have easily replaced those, now it was about the game: Welcomed after the flop of a date she had been on earlier that night. It wasn’t until a young, pretty waitress passed by that Winnie’s stance was broken with a polite excuse me. “Sugar I’d love a glass of merlot… I have a feeling we gone be here for awhile.” Winnie ordered as she caressed the waitress’ arm, looking back at the man in the booth only as the waitress smiled and blushed. “You know what, make it a bottle. Something fancy.”

There was little care for the news on stocks scrolling across his screen now, but Dimitri put up a show like it was more interesting just to play hard to get. He had a feeling that the woman in all her confident swagger was more than used to men drooling over her and hanging on her every word, and admired that she would more prefer a challenge. Still, he didn't want to seem entirely rude, a seasoned flirt like himself seemingly having met somewhat of a match in the nameless woman. When the waitress came, Dimitri didn’t bother to look up as he instructed the woman with a flat, “ Put it on my bill,” and kept scrolling.

After another few seconds, he set the phone down. “Right then,” He cleared his throat as he stood, buttoning his coat before moving to pull out a chair for the woman. “ Forgive the wait, darling.” He asked as he flashed her a charming smile. Playfully, Dimitri checked the ground around her as if to let her know he was teasingly looking for anything else she might have dropped, a smirk on his face as he moved back to his seat and turned his attention to her finally. “ Well then, let’s have it.” He smiled kindly. “ The story, of course -- of how you landed yourself in such a scandalous predicament through no fault of your own and how you’d do anything for me to keep this quiet.”

[bepsboobs]

[luuuuuke-evans]

[untmd]

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18-23

18. Do you have a gag reflex? answered

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

“I would say it has been rather award winning. The key is keeping things fresh, be it with different partners, locations, and things. How could you ever get bored that way?”

20. Are piercings sexy?

“ I find them to be on occasion. Especially if you don’t know they exist until after dinner.”

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

“Well I personally haven’t, but I’ve aided quite a few ladies before.”

22. List your kinks.

“It’s quite a list, I’m afraid. fairly bdsm-heavy and a bit of a switch. I’m almost blushing thinking about making a list.”

23. How did you discover you were kinky?

“I was fairly young – about twenty, I think. I had gotten to college and had a go at a fair share of the girls in my old school and was rather bored what what I knew about. The internet wasn’t as openly helpful a tool as it is now, so I had to meet interesting new people and learn what I did and didn’t like. Shamefully, I admit that I liked most of it.”

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36, 28, 15, 13

36. Three spots that drive me insane:

“On me? My neck and my ears, if we’re talking about places that can be touched to make me aroused, also the very obvious appendage below the waist.

28. Where is one place you would never have sex?

“In front of my grandmother.”

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

“ I prefer to sleep native -- au natural, as it were. Your skin needs to breathe.”

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

“I have and I happily would again.  It’s 2018, are people really not utilizing their space?”

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18. Do you have a gag reflex?

“Well that’s a scandalous question you’re implying, which I will answer by saying I lack very little in life, but you’ve guess one think I don’t have.”

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Ask me kinky questions

1. Would you rather be blindfolded or blindfold me?

2. Would you rather orgasm while performing oral or during intercourse?

3. What was your high school sex fantasy?

4. What’s your favorite position?

5.  Which part of your body do you consider the most sexy?

6.  Do you like to swallow?

7.  Who do you fantasize about when you’re alone?

8. Your last sexual encounter; good or bad and why?

9. Where is one place you would never have sex?

10. Top or bottom?

11.  Best sexual complement you ever got?

12. When was the first time you masturbated?

13.  Have/would you ever have sex outside?

14. Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?

15.  Do you sleep in pajamas, underwear, or nothing at all?

16.  If you had a sexual “to-do” list, what would be on top of the list?

17. Is a weird “sex face/orgasm face” a total deal breaker?

18. Do you have a gag reflex?

19. Is your sex life award-winning or a total flop?

20. Are piercings sexy?

21. Can/Have you ever squirted before?

22. List your kinks.

23. How did you discover you were kinky?

24. What was your first kinky sexual experience?

25. Any unexpected ways kink has improved your life?  If so, what are they?

26. What do you think is important in keeping a BDSM relationship healthy?

27. Something that never fails to make you horny:

28. Where is one place you would never have sex?

29. The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when:

30. Whats the best way to sexually bind someone? (handcuffs, ropes, etc.)

31. Whats the fastest way to make you horny?

32. Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

33. Two things you like/dislike about oral sex:

34. How big is too big?

35. One sexual thing you would never do:

36. Three spots that drive me insane:

37. Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

38. Is it good sex even if you don’t cum?

39. Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? Why/Why not?

40.  If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be now?

41. Do you like giving head? Why/why not?

42. Do you own any sex toys? If so, how long have you had them?

43. Do you watch porn?

44. Have you had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)

45. How would you react if you found out your parents had sex on your bed?

46. Spanking: turn on or turn off?

47.  What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

48. Biggest sexual fantasy?

49. Kitchen counter, couch, or on top of the dryer?

50. Thoughts on period sex?

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holly-myers:

“I know, I know…I should feel so grateful. But tell me this, why do you still remain here talking to me when you could very well be off with them?” She asked, quirking a brow at him as she took a drink of the champagne she had been sipping on all night. “Oh yes, that makes perfect sense. Well in that case, you must be very good at what you do. My apologies. I haven’t the slightest idea of how any of that works.” She meant it sincerely, since she was a very kind person and the last thing she wanted to do was offend anyone in any way. “Actress….porn actress,” she joked. “First and foremost, I’m an opera singer, but I’ve been working in musical theater for the past several years. I’m in the Las Vegas production of The Phantom of the Opera.” 

“Well, as you so kindly stated, I’m lazy.” He smiled sweetly. “ I could go find other conversation, but that would involve leaving my chair.” As full of himself as he was -- admittedly so -- Dimitri could tell well enough when a woman was unamused and unimpressed. It was hardly a blow to his ego, taking rejection surprisingly well for someone like himself who flirted for sport, but it was when he felt insulted that he would lose interested in a conversation. Perhaps he didn’t work as hard as the common man, but he did work -- to imply otherwise had him a bit on edge. “ Ridiculous, I’d know of your work if you were.” He chuckled as he looked down at his drink.  Upon her truthful reveal, he nodded. “ Now that seems more likely, though I admit that you see rather small in stature for the opera. “ He noted, knowing music and preforming arts well enough to wonder where the wind came from in her small frame for opera. “The phantom, you say? I wasn’t aware that they were resurrecting that old horse -- I suppose I’ve been to busy with my own project to check in on the competition.”

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thaliagallagher:

“Fainting because of your looks, now that sounds a little extreme. I’m fairly certain that’s only something that occurs in movies and books,” Thalia told him. “Though, it’s great to know you’re enough of a gentleman to catch a lady who’s falling,” she added. This man was something else entirely. Thalia wasn’t completely sure how to navigate these waters, but going along with his charming, flirty comments wasn’t too hard. She was only human, it didn’t take a genius to see that he was all kinds of yummy. “You’re right, definitely not our fault,” she agreed. She glanced down for a moment then back up at him. “I am, aren’t I?” 

“Extreme, maybe, but there’s nothing quite like a good old fashioned swoon to make a man feel confident. But I suppose I should buy you dinner first before I expect you to stroke my ego or anything else of mine.” He grinned. He was, after all, stark naked by his car, so Dimitri felt that he had no real need to be all that coy with his words. He knew that given the situation, the odds were that she’d retreat in a moment for her own comfort and safety sooner than she’d fling herself into his arms, but while she was standing there, it couldn't’ hurt to flirt. “You truly are. I wish I could say that I wasn’t at all thrown by your loveliness but I’m afraid my flirtations simply aren’t up to standard because of it. You can’t imagine how embarrassing it is to be caught with my pants down in more ways than one.”

[lukeevanss]

Luke Evans being an adorable dork. (x)

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caiusmbrandt:

At the sound of knuckles against glass, the man brought his attention to the figure standing at the driver’s side, bright eyes wide as he tugged the earbuds from place. The music hummed on, even as the cords of white lay in his lap. His forefinger pressed the window button down, and so the glass shield began to slide back into the door. Once it was sufficiently down, the foreigner looked up at the other, providing a sheepishly friendly smile.

“Sorry?” he began, confusion wrinkling his brow as the window clicked down fully. He could read there was some sort of amusement on the other’s features, and the New Zealander wondered if he had been looking to poke a bit of fun at him. It wouldn’t be the first time someone had had a laugh at his moments of random dance, and so he did his best to retain a smile. “I didn’t quite catch what you said there.”

His lips pressed in a firm line to avoid another fit of laughter right in the man’s face -- after all, he was somewhat well-bred. Still, the guys moves with classic, and Dimitri appreciated the laugh, leaning on the car to bend a bit so the man could clearly see his face and Dimitri his. “ Alright, mate? You looked to be having a seizure of some sort. “ He teased before getting a good look at the mans face, which before he’d only seen in profile. “ Well I’ll be damned... You bare a striking resemblance to someone famous -- have you been told this before?” While it was taking him a second to place the face to a name, Dimitri had already written it off as a lookalike, never one to buy into the fact that famous people were just like regular people and inhabited random areas -- especially outside of Hollywood.Still, Dimitri liked famous people and was always in awe of their company. Sure he himself was rich, attractive, well dressed -- but fame,he had not. It was too hard to work for, making Dimitri admire the people who dedicated night and day of their lives and gave up their freedom for it. He valued his freedom and nine hours of sleep every night too much for that.

In the spirit of a good gesture, Dimitri let a smile curl onto his lips to show that he was only having a go at the guy and meant no true harm. “ I’m just taking a piss out of you; I’d be a liar if I said I never did the same to a few of mys favorites when I thought no one was looking. It’d be dreadful to get caught in those moments, but I do say I’ve been caught in worse. Far worse...”