Katie

not that pretty and not that bright

[itchyguts-deactivated20240122]

I am my father’s child call me a man made horror.

[dykemd]

if i were on the board of home depot id suggest opening a lesbian bar in the gardening section

[funnytwittertweets]

[pileofknives]

[anxietyproblem]

[clowniconography]

when i was in middle school our teachers told us that you can't "make up" hours of sleep after not getting enough, and i thought that meant that if i didnt get enough sleep one night i would be tired for the rest of my life. and then i was

[mesprit]

[infinityonhighvevo]

yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands

[honeyglot]

shirt that says “as above” and booty shorts that say “so below”

[farmlesbians]

whoever invented the cover letter got absolutely no pussy

[reputayswift]

Dean Forester watching Jess and Rory bond through the Luke’s Diner window:

[reputayswift]

[swingoverthecreeks]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

I would think the term "Gaydar" would technically mean you're creating the little gay pulses yourself and waiting for them to bounce off your subject.

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

*shoots a gay little pulse at you that pisses you off*

[guerrillatech]

[notkatniss]

[tvandfilm]

Night at the Museum (2006) dir. Shawn Levy

[alopiassupersillyosus]

Happy Pride everyone!!

[sunfortune]

crying