[pikopuri]

girls love having their little digital archives

[elgreytea]

What are you reading rn, why are you reading it, and what format are you reading it in (physical book, ereader, on your phone etc)

[dogpuppy]

Pjackk ass

[infinite-archive]

[utopians]

on a similar note, working an office job has me thinking a lot abt the weird dissonance between the projected disembodied identity of the Professional and the reality of a person as like. an oozing sweating animal. like you think abt it enough and the whole building starts to feel like a lot of dogs wearing collared shirts

[turing-tested]

Sorry am on lsd. Shouldn't have told you 2 eat a sandwich. That is your decision not mine. Sorry

this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.

[dogpuppy]

[stroebe2]

ok goodnight everyone. don't forget we're doing gorgeous vibes tomorrow

[slugspoon]

peace and love from snorlax

[sacred-portal]

[illmadekn1ght]

they’re burning me onto a CD tomorrow

[dragongirlsweetie]

tech companies are always like We have just developed a revolutionary new feature that will automatically leak your private information to the entire internet without you needing to lift a finger

[7dmom]

Can't walk: you have been poisonrd

Can't run: you have been poisoned

Can't jump: you have been poisoned

Can't think: you have been poisoned

Can't feel: you have been poisoned

Can't fly: you have been poisoned

Control the world by dreaming: no poison detected

[cloudabserk]

genuinely i think platonic gracerocky is such a valid read, it’s one of my few ships where i continually seek out platonic fanfiction. but i keep seeing posts about how wanting them to be platonic friends is super Woke Praxis because Big Hollywood wants you to Think ryan gosling fucked the genderless inhuman rock alien.

and you know i think Big Hollywood probably does not want that!! friendship is actually the standard status quo intended read! you can just not want them to have sex. that’s fine it’s normal. it’s not rebellious to think they don’t have sex. there is no shadow authority trying to get you to have sex with a puppet that looks like a rock. honestly i wish there was because what a world that would be.

[egberts]

i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

[theauthoryperson]

and here you are

[dykieran]

for the longest time I didn't realise the nodding emoji was someone nodding i thought it was just someone with their head bowed and a heavenly light behind them. and people would use it to reply to takes they agree with to show they worship the op 🙂‍↕️

[boycritter]

i wish there could be math conspiracy theories in the same vein as like scientific/historical conspiracy theories