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fiend for nuzi, they make me sick i love them dont expect much more

[dimondbird]

yk ive come to realise, i never did make an intro post... been here for like 2 years and never did it...

well the need to knows are in my bio, i ship N and Uzi, i will breath, eat, sleep and repeat with them. they are the blood in my vains.

uhh DNI list?

-bigots

-homophobes

-codegold shippers (it is in fact block on sight. i keep this very strict)

-fullcompany shippers (same deal, just gotta make it clear)

honestly those are the only ones that come to mind, im normally pretty chill with most people. might change this when im prooven otherwise.

open to asks, willing to answer anything, and if i dont answer it within like 24 hours assume im just not going to answer it unless otherwise stated.

fuck there really aint much else for me to say is there....

oh yea and i use the block button VERY often, its probably nothing personal, just me moderating my own feeds.

fairly sure that should be all, will update this when i feel like needing to.

oh and yes, that is the full pilot of murder drones as a gif for my profile banner, no i dont remember where i got it from....

[yourl0calali3n]

Sorry for the bad lighting-_- it's two in the morning so I'll try to get better lighting when the sun's out.

[sicksucculentz]

Whippet: "i'm getting tired!"

He's flapping his wings continuously but not really moving anywhere. His father N sores past him.

N: "no baby boy! feel the drafts in the air! use your thrusters just a touch to give yourself a boost. Let your primaries catch a breeze and ride it like a surfboard"

Whippet sort of squeezes his eyes shut and starts to strain. N gives him a funny look as he sores by again

N: "Whippet I said use your thrusters not poop yourself"

Whippet starts to giggle and drop in altitude

N: "lift Whippet! or you're gonna drop out of the sky!!! thrusters! come on focus goober boy!"

N swoops sores past Whippet again, not wanting to catch him just yet so Whippet can get a hang on better flying by himself

[angel-cadaver-222]

"Man I wish we have a Doll especial!"

"I want a Khan special!"

"Ohh I want a colony school special-

GLITCH

MAKE A RUSSIANDUET/RUSSIANROULLETTE (YEVA & HER HUSBAND) SPECIAL AND MY LIFE IS YOURRRSSS!!!

[eldritchwriter346]

(Based on this artwork by @ megbanned)

Something that N and Uzi like to do together is painting. Or more specifically, have N paint a picture of Uzi.

This mostly involves Uzi sitting in a pose while N paints her, usually dressed in her normal outfit (or specific ones). He sometimes even paints her while in her worm form.

However, occasionally, for a more intimate experience (and to practice drawing more detailed forms), Uzi will serve as a nude model for N. Normally, Uzi is very particular and adverse to showing herself like that towards N. But oddly enough, this is the one scenario where she doesn’t really mind it, as they both treat it like it’s just a job for N. Strictly professional.

With that said, it’s still a romantic bonding activity that they do, as Uzi really loves how respectful N is, and is usually impressed by the result. Although she does throw side-eye to some embellishments N adds in, like making her look literally radiant.

The dude can’t help it. He gets to see her like that for a good period of time, and sometimes, he genuinely just sees her that way.

[dimondbird]

oh god now i need a fic on N drawing uzi like a painter would from the renaissance.

time to add it onto the pile... should really start keeping a list of all these ideas.

[ramakopa]

Forgot to post this one oh well

[sicksucculentz]

Biffie: "oi mate!!!"

She wobbles over to Tripod who simply looks at her from the side of his visor

Biffie: "me momma says our moms know each other!!"

Tripod turns to give Biffie his full attention hearing that they may be good friends

Biffie: "crickey!! your missin an arm!!!"

Tripod: "....and...you walk like a car with a flat tire"

Biffie gives him a bit of an offended look at first then bursts out laughing

Biffie: "AAHAHAHAH!!! ahhh I like you! we should be friends!!!"

She spits into her hand then holds it out. Tripod promptly spits into her hand as well then grasps her hand in a hand shake

Tripod: "even long after the end!"

Biffie: "your weird!....perfect!"

[thatguywhodoesstuff]

Alright all you Serial Designation J enjoyers, I come to you on this night to deliver a thought that entered my head: with J infiltrating Outpost 3, being found out, and subsequently fake dying in the ensuing confrontation, I like to think she has some sort of notoriety around the colony, so much so that Thad approaches her in good faith and winds up encoring her to one of his shindigs. Long story short, the main gang shows up to said party, and needless to say that N and V are pretty stunned to see Little Miss Corporate Drone 3 sheets to the wind as she’s singing and dancing amongst the so called “barely sentient toasters” she had been previously preying on. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[sicksucculentz]

Oregon is a pretty state an all until your sitting in your house roasting under the heat so overbearing you can't breathe. The sun is shining, the birds are singing yet there's wall shuddering thunder overhead

This state can never make up it's mind on what it wants to be!

[dimondbird]

australia does the same thing. its predicted to have tassy go down into the negatives, the rest of the east coast is gonna be single digits...

one of the hottest summers two so thats fun, jumping between 50 and 0 degrees C*

[sicksucculentz]

hey uhm. You can have your weather back then lol!

here you go!

[cecan1a]

Just found this under the seat in my dad's old car...

It's my friends and it's been there since MCM.

A year and a half ago.

[dimondbird]

legendary floor loots holy

[sicksucculentz]

Oregon is a pretty state an all until your sitting in your house roasting under the heat so overbearing you can't breathe. The sun is shining, the birds are singing yet there's wall shuddering thunder overhead

This state can never make up it's mind on what it wants to be!

[dimondbird]

australia does the same thing. its predicted to have tassy go down into the negatives, the rest of the east coast is gonna be single digits...

one of the hottest summers two so thats fun, jumping between 50 and 0 degrees C*

[rufpup47]

they’re so FUCKING CUTE.

[sicksucculentz]

It's a nice night out so Whippet and Wren are outside playing ball. Whippet manages to accidently toss the ball up onto the roof of the bunker. The two of them then just stand there staring up at the bunker

Wren: "way to go Whippet!"

Whippet: "oopsie"

Wren: "well get up there and go get it...."

Whippet: "why do I haf to get it!?"

Wren grabs a hold of one of Whippet's bottom protruding fangs, easy to do sense he has a prominent underbite. She yanks his face down close to hers

Wren: "because register face! your the only one out of the three kids mom and dad popped out that has wings!!!"

A stupid looking grin spreads across his face.

Whippet: "oh yea! heheheheh!"

[the-werdna]

Hey, I need some quick help with ideas for something. I have started writting my long planned Murder Drones sequel longfic, and I need ideas for some off screen "Cyn Pranks" similar to the zombie prank from the music video. The more insane sound the better, since its the kind of thing I'd like to just mention with zero context and have the reader think "WTF does that even mean?!?!"

[dimondbird]

the forklift incident - i will not elaborate

the sleep walk - randomly makes whoever is near uzi sleep walk, the catch? no one one whos next. constant game of tag.

door cable incident - copper wire taste good :p, every one was trapped in the bunker for 4 days straight.

[imnxil]

I’m this clueless btw

[ramakopa]

Hehe...

[ramakopa]

Uzi knows what she wants :b