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“Around 8:00 A.M., I ended up going to bed with Jimmy. As soon as we got onto the bed, Jimmy performed oral sex on me. He told me I would sleep much better if I had an orgasm...”—Bebe Buell, Rebel Heart, 2001.
I love this quote! It proves that Jimmy Page was a rascal, but he was considerate too. Just a great lover he was! Also, to my fellow groupies, this book Rebel Heart is a GREAT read! Got my copy at a used book sale, so I’d recommend checking amazon or ThriftBooks:)
can you guys give me classic rock fuck marry kiss PLS
NSFW A-Z Robert Plant
Requested by anon
Aftercare(what they’re like after sex)
Robert is the most loving caring human being you’ll ever meet so the aftercare is always top notch, bubble baths and hot cups of tea before settling into your warm bed and him reading to you until you fall into a pleasant slumber.
Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and their partners)
Roberts favorite body part on himself is his ass (and I mean can you blame him?) you also love Robert’s ass for the simple fact that Robert truly has an excellent ass which he loves to show off in his tight fitting bell bottoms. His favorite part of you is your eyes, he thinks they are the most beautiful things ever to grace the earth and he makes sure you know it, he loves to look into them and notice all of the little fleks and spots of colour that make your eyes so unique.
Cum (anything to do with cum…basically I’m a disgusting person)
Robert is a gentleman, so he’s happy to cum wherever you want him too honestly he really isn’t that bothered he’s just happy he gets to cum and that he gets to cum with you so wherever you want it weather it be stomach, back, ass, mouth or wherever else he’s happy to oblige.
Dirty secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Robert’s dirty secret let’s be real we all know he likes it when you “squeeze his lemons” (I’m fucking wheezing) he secretly enjoys when you play with his balls ok simple as that if you play with his balls he’ll do whatever you want like putty in your hands.
Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Yeah lets be honest Robert knows how to worship a woman, and he puts his skills to good use with you. He quickly picked up how to make a woman cum with ease and he’s a little arrogant about it teasing you “did my baby girl really cum already? We’ve barely even started yet”
Favorite Position (This goes without saying)
Roberts favorite position is missionary, plain and simple, he likes the chest to chest intimacy and how he can look into your beautiful eyes and kiss you while he fucks you, he also likes being on top because he’s a little bit of a control freak and likes the dominant side of it.
Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
I’m not too sure how to describe Robert for this one because he’s neither serious or goofy… he’s more sensual and loving, doting on you, praising you, telling you how good you are for him, that kinda stuff.
Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc)
Robert is fairly hairy, it’s not too much it’s a nice middle ground whereas it’s natural but not too in the way if you get what I mean, his pubes are slightly darker than the rest of his hair but only slightly, you wouldn’t notice it unless you were trying to.
Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
Robert is a romantic son of a bitch going all out to pamper you, the most expensive dinner out complimented by fancy champagne, a walk home under the stars, and then the most passionate love making session anyone would ever experience, full of gentle kisses and touches making you feel like an egyption goddess being worshiped by her servants.
Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
No Robert doesn’t masturbate, he doesn’t need to, he’s got his princess to make him feel good and you are more than willing to drop everything to pleasure him if necessary because you love him and you know that later on he’ll repay the favour
Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Robert has a big kink for voyeurism AKA having sex in places where you know people will see you and be able to watch for instance in a public park or in an alley way, he gets off on the idea of other people watching you two making love and getting to look at your beautiful body being ravished by him. Robert also has a kink for hickeys, he loves giving you hickeys and also receiving them because it’s the purest mark of ownership and it making him happy showing them off and truly letting the world know what you two do together.
Location (Favourite places to do the do)
As previously mentioned Robert likes to have sex in public places, but his all time favorite is parks or nature trails, as a bit of a hippie he likes being surrounded by nature as he makes love to you but he also loves parks becuase an unsuspecting runner could come across you at any moment witch adds an adreneline rush to the experence.
Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Robert is always without exception horny after shows, after all of the excitement and sensuality that undeniably comes with every Led Zeppelin show Robert is hot and bothered and ready to go once he steps off stage and lets be serious here you are not gonna say no to him when he drags you away to his dressing room.
NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)
Robert will literally do ANYTHING. He’s a sex feind and always excited to try new things no matter what they might intail he’ll always say yes to something once because he lives by the saying “don’t bash it before you’ve tried it”.
Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Robert LOVES to eat you out while fingering you slowly in a teasing manner to hear your harmonious moans as you close your eyes and throw your head back on the soft pillows, running your fingers through his soft silky hair in pure bliss because if he’s honest with himself in that undone state he thinks you are the most beautiful creature he’s ever laid eyes upon. He also loves blowjobs especially when you deepthroat him and gag on his cock because the feeling of your throat contracting around his tip is what he’d describe as “heavenly”.
Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Robert is a slow but deep lover meaning he’s slow in pace but his thrusts reach depths you could never imagine as your body’s rock insync with each other letting out quiet gasps with each glorious thrust.
Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
No no no honey Robert Plant doesn’t do quickies because he’s such a lover boy that he has to spend at LEAST an hour just on kissing and foreplay getting you in the zone because after all you are his number one priority.
Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
I think the fuck yes Robert is game to experiment, he loves trying new things with you especially if you suggest it because his favorite thing in this world is making you happy and feel good so if you wanna try something he’s always open.
Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
We all know Robert is a sex god so if he’s really in the mood it can be a case of do we have sex tonight or do we sleep? And you both usually choose sex because lets be real who’d ever turn down sex with Robert Plant.
Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
No Robert doesn’t own toys because he believes in the all natural method of reaching orgasam, also there would really be no need for toys when Robert exceeds expectations every time you two have sex.
Unfair (How much they like to tease)
Roberts only a moderate tease, he likes to hear you whimper at him when you’re frustrated but he’ll quickly give in and give his girl what she wants.
Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Robert has an excellent set of pipes on him and he likes to put them to good use because he feels it would be disrespectful if he didn’t vocally appreciate what affect you’re having on him in that moment.
Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Robert thinks a lot about having a threesome with you and Jimmy, afterall Jimmy is his best friend and best friends share what’s theirs right? Robert hasn’t brought it up to you because he’s afraid of how you’d react but he thinks about it a lot.
X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants)
The 70’s was filled with far too tight bell bottom jeans so what he’s packing downstairs goes without saying.
Yearning (How high is their sex drive?
Robert has quite a high sex drive, not to the point where sex takes up the majority of his thoughts but it is most of the time lurking in the back of his mind as he goes along with everyday life.
ZZZ (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)
As mentioned time and time again Roberts greatest desire is to please you so he won’t let himself fall asleep until he knows you are well attended to and nicely asleep cuddled into his chest.
HCs: Ice Cream Truck Driver Max Cady!AU
A/N: Happy day 1 of Max Cady week, starting off summer the only way I think we know how - with our scary, scary fave man. I’m gonna be giving you a week of Max Cady summer themed content, so I sure hope you’re ready for the nonsense about to ensue! Warning: while this is not outright smut, it is still extremely sexual, so 18+ ONLY
• To be honest, it’s kinda a miracle he can even have this job because of his criminal past, but who’s looking at that stuff anyways? I’m sure Max knows some people to clean up his record for him, it’s not that big of a deal. Whatever keeps him out of the slammer I guess, he’ll be a productive working member of society.
• Max isn’t one for children. Like, at all. So the idea of him being a harbinger of summer fun to children all over the county he resides in as a truck driver almost seems preposterous at first. The screaming kids, the brats, the whiners. He absolutely despises it.
• But, there is something that keeps him coming back summer after summer. It’s one of the easiest ways to flirt with all the pretty (legal age) girls and their beautiful mothers. That’s what he truly looks forward to.
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KDNSNDJCKKKSMA????!? 😭😭😭😭😩 THANK YOU CAITLIN FOR FUELING MY SICK BRAIN ONCE AGAIN
Of course, Miss Ashley 😌 I’m glad to provide! Love you so much
“Lambs to the Slaughter”
Paring: Max Cady x Reader [Cape Fear]
Word Count: 3.3k
Summary: Max Cady and you indulge in one of your unfulfilled fantasies - creating a sex tape together.
A/N: Welcome to day 2 everyone. This is pure smut, no plot. There is a lot of filth here that I cannot accurately warn you for everything, but 18+ ONLY. This is very, very rough, so please proceed with caution. Besties, I’ll see you in Hell. Requested by the icon herself @babyboy-cody
You sit patiently waiting on the bed, your legs folded underneath in a rather chaste manner. A beautiful, pink lace teddy adorned your body, see through enough to leave little to the imagination. Your fiddled with your hands nervously on your lap, your heart rate already starting to accelerate with each passing moment.
Max enters the room, a lit cigar between his teeth as he pushes open the door with the side of his hip. His arms were a bit preoccupied, fumbling to hold everything as he drug in a film camera and tripod. You watched as he carefully set it up at the base of your bed, finding the perfect angle and composition.
“Now darlin’, you know we gotta go through a few ground rules before startin.’ Anytime you feel uncomfortable, or wanna stop, just tell me.” Max states this in a low, monotone voice. The tone was oddly impartial, especially considering the act you two were about to engage in. It was almost akin to a professional conversation.
“Mhmm,” you muse out, fingers playing with the lace along the base of the teddy.
“And you remember our usual safe word?”
“Mhmm,” you say again.
“…..You gonna saying anything else other than smart mouthin’ me with that little “mhmm,” darlin’?” He smiles, with a small laugh punctuating his sentence.
“Yes, sir,” you look up at him, smirking, a playful glint in your eye. He matches that same look as he hits record, and a red, blinking signal indicates the camera is now on.
Once satisfied with his work, he turns his full, undivided attention to you. He smiles, eyeing your body up and down, and the rather flirtatious attire adorning it that you’ve chosen for the night.
“Did you get all dolled up for me?”
You nod, as he climbs onto the bed with you.
“I like you’re little outfit you’ve chosen. Too bad you’re not gonna be wearin’ it for long…” Kneeling behind you, the mattress dipping a bit beneath his weight. His hands gently card through your hair, fluffing it up a bit as he forces your head to look into the camera, tilting it in a way that makes you lock eyes with the cold, steely gaze of the lens.
lil old man jimmy fancam i made
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Brian May, One Vision (Extended Version), 1985 (x)
Brian May playing guitars other than the Red Special
“Play the Game” music video “Princes of the Universe” music video “Killer Queen” on TopPop “Now I’m Here” on Top of the Pops “Spread Your Wings” music video “Crazy Little Thing Called Love” live at Wembley Stadium “Back Chat” music video “Hello Mary Lou” live at Wembley Stadium
lil old man jimmy fancam i made
this fucking picture good lord
Some rarer pics of Brian May (featuring roger taylor)
peaches and pearls: 80s roger taylor porn au | roger taylor x reader
// roger is a pornstar and y/n is new
♡ smut + ♢ fluff (literally this will make you horny and soft)
warnings: this is literally a pornography au so… don’t say i didn’t warn you, daddy kink, also, it’s 10.2k words. grab a cup of hot cocoa and a snack or something)
requests: open | requesting information
a/n: AFTER TALKING ABOUT IT FOR SO LONG AND GIVING LITTLE SNEAK PEEKS, SHE’S HERE!! i’ve literally been wanting to post this since 4:00pm today and it’s like 2 minutes to 10pm. i’m so sorry for the wait but i wanted to make sure it was perfect for y’all. i really hope you enjoy this, i’m really quite proud of it :)
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Roger was sitting in his directors chair, flicking through the newest edition of Playboy to get a certain thing up. “What do you mean you’re putting me with some new girl?” John, the director, stood at Roger’s chair and tapped on the armrest with a single finger. “She auditioned very well with Brian. They had great chemistry— he was very in to her, I’d say. They were supposed to do a scene today but he called in sick. That’s why I’m putting her with you.” Roger sighed and threw the magazine on the makeup bar in front of him. “You know it doesn’t take much for Brian May to get excited, John.” The director chuckled with a waved finger and began to walk away from Roger. “You’ll see, Roger. She’s something else.” “Can I at least get a name?” Roger turned around in his chair to call after John. “It’s Y/N,” a new, small voice chirped behind Roger. He fell back in his seat and glanced at the girl— Y/N, he think he heard her name was. His eyes nearly doubled when they first landed on her. She gripped a white paper cup with two tea bags dangling from underneath the black lid. As she brought the drink up to her lips, Roger noticed her chipped dark blue nail polish. Cute. He studied her features while his eyes were up there, not daring to meet her own. He liked the way her nose fit perfectly between her slightly pink cheeks— most likely from the crisp air outside. Her eyes had no traces of wrinkles and were almost doe-like, certainly not like most actresses he’d worked with in the past. Y/N felt Roger’s endless stare intimidating, which did nothing to ease her nerves about doing her first scene with the Roger Taylor. Just standing next to him and having him inspect her like she was some kind of object made her insides twist in every way. Then she remembered all the beautiful actresses Roger had worked with and everything in her sank. She took a timid sip of her tea before saying, “I know I’m not really like most of the girls you’ve worked with before, they’re all so beautiful, and I mean you are-” “’S'alright,” Roger stopped her rambling, even though he wished he didn’t. Her voice was so soft and light, he couldn’t possibly imagine her saying any filthy words. Any reservations he had about being with a new girl were gone. The fact that he found Y/N very attractive did not sit well with him— he’d never really been attracted to his costars. They were just fucks. Just part of the job. With, Y/N, however, while she looked completely different from the rest of them, she carried herself differently. Her presence around Roger was refreshing. "It’s good not to look like everyone else. Everyone else is boring,“ he added, crossing his legs in his chair. This girl said one sentence to him and it gave him a half-hard on, while looking at Playboy did absolutely nothing.
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Refresh My Memory (John Deacon x Reader)
Request: bruheh could you hook a sister up with some john deacon smut 👁👁 maybe the reader is part of the band and she and john grow close at ridge farm and end up having sëx 👁👁
Warnings: Smut, Drinking, Cursing
A/N: Lovies! Back again! @dreamer821 and I have some John Deacon smut on the way, but I loved this request. Working on a Brian request and Filling Blanks: III. Thank you for your comments and feedback! It means the world if you take the time to comment anything on my work! As always, this can be read as John or Joe!John. Roger’s hair is so cute and curly in this gif! Sweeties!
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John wished he could remember what it felt like to kiss her. Well, he wished he could remember kissing her at all. He scoured his memory for any trace as he sat there, watching her laugh at something Freddie had said. His friends, of course, remembered it vividly, her hands in his hair as his hands roamed her body. And yet, as if some cruel trick of fate, his only memory from said night was the light hickey he’d found by his ear the next morning, and that was gone far too soon.
He’d told himself he’d never drink again. That is, when he was nauseous in his bed the next morning with a throbbing headache. He seemed to be forgetting that memory too now as Brian poured shots. He could tell she was already tipsy as she sneaked up on him, throwing her arms around his shoulders. She giggled as he turned to meet her eyes, hands rested on her hips as she hung all over him. “C'mon Johnny! Take a shot with me!”
John chuckled as she stuck her lower lip out at him, batting her eyelashes. "Some friend you are, trying to get me wasted!” He teased
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LIFE Magazine, July 25, 1949
idk if y’all r ready for this max smut, i think i need to tone it down a bit BC IT IS GETTING HOTTTT IN HERE
MASTERLIST 2.0
☆ BRIAN
Here for a Friend *
Groupie *
Thick Skin
Now I’m Here*
Something’s Wrong with Brian
Tiny Dancer
Brian’s Hands HCs*
☆ ROGER
In the ‘Not Friend Way’
Playing Dress Up*
Happy at Home
Big Shot*
All The Places
(Part I) (Part II)
Bed Sharing
(Part I) (Part II)
A Formal Request *
Gizmo
(Part I) (Part II)*
The Basics
(‘The Basics’ was written before FITB, but it’s FITB canon.)
Fill in the Blanks
(Part I) (Part II) (Part III) (Part IV) (Part V) (Part VI) (Part VII) (Part VIII)(Part IX)
Fill in the Blanks: Snapshots
Filling Blanks
(Part I) (Part II) (Part III)
☆ DEAKY
Family
Oranges
(Part I) (Part II) (Part III)
Refresh My Memory*
☆ DRABBLES
Brian May Having an Insecure S/O
Roger Being Nervous Before a Performance
Roger Teases the Reader at Their Parent’s House*
Roger Getting Upset with Scrabble
Horror Movie Night (Getting Cozy with Rog)
The Boys Reaction to The Reader Breaking Their Wrist
Brian Gets Caught With Shy!Reader
Roger Likes Getting His Hair Played With
☆ PREFERENCES
Your First Time Sleeping Together
Pet Names
Sharing a Bed with Them
How They Help you Relax After a Bad Day
☆ OTHER
Fast Learner (Ben Hardy x Reader)
Dog Tags (Eugene Sledge x Reader)
Special Delivery* (Gardner Langway x Reader)
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(* Indicates Smut)
Found on twitter:
“Clearing out the old laptop, found a picture. My (now sadly deceased) grandmother meeting Brian May outside the (now sadly knocked-down) Riverside Studios in Hammersmith.”
