fucking virgin

lawful neutral\melancholic\INFP 🌱 19 🌱

[ibadbitch]

[scissortailedsaint]

we’re watching freaky friday and a britney spears songs was playing and my niece comments “that’s classic rock.”

[lilacbreastedroller]

your niece is correct. led zeppelin whom

[evilrashida]

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This is the future

[enemy-stand]

open rp

“Tell Yoshi bedtime story now.”

[xx-classystarman-moved-xx]

“There’s no time. This is your story.”

[kazeoceantide]

[dootlock-deactivated20170417]

[tentacleteapot]

Didn’t Reba kill Krillin in the manga too? I’m surprised they left that part in, she’s such a complex villain I feel like they won’t have time to explore her motivations.

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[juanin-pro]

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

i’m on my worst behavior…

[fruitsoftheape100]

My Lipps Are Chaped

[fruitsoftheape100]

*FAR IN THE DISTANCE, A-SOMETHING COMES A-RUMBLING*

[fruitsoftheape100]

Gulp !

S-SIR… ?

[fruitsoftheape100]

*RUMBLE RUMBLE.*

*FROM THE UNCULTIVATED HEATH Ssgt. RUSSELL! JOGS INTO VIEW.*

UNCLE ELMER. OUR SCOUTS HAVE REPOR-

*SNIFF.*

*RUMBLE RUMBLE.*

*SNNNNRFFF.*

I SMELL CHAPPED LIPS.

I SMELL CHAPPED LIPS.

[fruitsoftheape100]

UNCLE ELMER.

DONT TURN YOUR BACK ON ME, YOU LOWLY UNCLE.

LET ME INSPECT YOUR LIPS - NOW. DIRECT ORDER!

TURN AROUND THIS INSTANT.

[fruitsoftheape100]

S… Sir Yes Sir…

[fruitsoftheape100]

CHAPPED!

*RUMBLE RUMBLE.*

CHAPPED - AND JUST AS I SUSPECTED.

I KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO WITH COWARDLY UNCLES LIKE YOU.

TO THE FRONTLINES! YOU WILL GO FIGHT IN THE TRENCHES WITH THE OTHER UNCLES AND LEARN SOME SELF-RASPECT.

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

*therapist voice* you are stupid and gay

[lmaonade]

brain: do you have your wallet?

me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*

me: yeah

[thequintab]

Issa me, a real one

[televandalist]

[g0ds-favorite]

[ruinedchildhood]

[meanplastic]

[meanplastic]

You know she dead