[53278290-deactivated20160821]

this is for my 6 year old daughter wherever she may be

[frot-cember-deactivated20241214]

Bitch that’s the tubby custard machine 😂 *image depicts a vast monstrous infernal engine using hundreds of spiderlike arms of black iron to shove the writhing bodies of naked, emaciated humans into its blazing maw*

[ethernalium]

Resident Evil 4 (2023)

[hagiomoto]

Is there anything he haven't wear yet

[balaclava-trismegistus]

a condom

[unclefather]

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence 

[dangerousturkey]

since the what

[unclefather]

come here and sit down right now

[dangerousturkey]

Oh i’ve seen this before witch you wont get me

[grox]

Yo mama the tin man

[newyorkkiss]

[sayorithot]

hm yes the mysterious handy tool for unusual home adventures with a twist my favorite device

[gyarutau]

Haha yeah man thats- youre gonna call who?

[zsnes]

its not that the beard and makeup dont go together cos its Masc vs Fem they are just doing the same thing in two opposing counterproductive way

[hatie]

[zsnes]

rocky horror picture show gluten free graham cracker parody; "im just a, gluten free snacky, kept inside your ba-g" "cmon unwrap me, cmon and snack me, cmon and eat me with lu-unch"

[zsnes]

i dont think makeup with a beard looks good i think a lot of the time it can look insanely tacky especially eye makeup especially if the beard isnt well kept. maybe its not my thing but soo many times i find it to just look tacky

[maudgone]

Poop before shower ultimate power

Poop after bath you're on the wrong path

[pjackk]

Truth: All work is sexual

Truth: All crumbled towers rebuild themself eventually

Truth: The war of ideas rages on

[badassdemonsword]

Biblical roblox screenshot i took

[getrichquicktricks]

following tai lopez on snapchat has really been an experience

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

here in my kitchen just bought this uh new grass fed non homogenized organic milk here

[queenwhiskey]

ok but why is there a man being held at gun point

[sleepywitchgal-deactivated20161]

here in my living room, i got this uh, hostage situation here

[mkbematt-deactivated20181219]

47 bullets in my gun account

[complexkomainu]

ALWAYS REMEMBER: THE NIGHT IS DARKEST JUST BEOFRE IT KEEPS GOING FOREVER

[segamascott]