And you are???

And you are???

[bunney]

my milkshakes are safe for now

[bunney]

my milkshakes

[moonemojii]

[stilesverse]

I was watching penguins of Madagascar when

that is terrifying. I wanted to make it my wallpaper on my phone then I realized I have a penguin cover and it looks likE MY PHONE’S FACE 

why iS this so Funny to mE 

[sharksylph-deactivated20180816]

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

[blueexorcist]

I can’t fucking breathe

[veganvibez]

do you know how scary it is to acknowledge how strong your feelings are for someone and your brain is like “maybe you love them” and you’re like SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAIN YOU DONT KNOW SHIT

[jambajool-deactivated20180303]

[alrexnader]

I got a double fortune cookie there is a god

[alrexnader]

WAIT I DON’T WANT THIS ONE TAKE IT BACK 

[explicitjpg]

[keefrich-deactivated20151214]

[talkwise]

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead

[tschaikovsky]

Best tweet ever.

[rudevirgin]

[intensional]

when someone asks to see your phone

[spacemen01-deactivated20150201]

self-respect is my respect for myself

i could as well suck 3 thousand dicks and still respect myself so shut the fuck up

[buckythirteen]

Hell I would respect u for sucking 3 thousand dicks

[liondew]

Goofy pictures behind the scenes of horror movies © joblo.com

[misstanwyck]

[annetdonahue]

The importance of consent: a narrative.

[maxontrax]

I will forever reblog this gifset.

[forsciencejohn]

look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck

[yamumsahamster]

She pours hot liquid on her own leg she’s that badass.

[avatargrimes]

fire cannot kill a dragon.