A Garden of Thoughts

[dino-the-philosoraptor]

I’ve been replaying Millionaire’s Conspiracy, and can we talk about case 6 for a second? You know, when the general manager of the bank conspired to commit insurance fraud for a sum of 100 million pounds? IN FRONT OF SCOTLAND YARD? AND NOBODY CARED? Yeah, that was quintessential Layton right there. 10/10, no critiques.

[incorrect-professorlayton-quotes]

Emiliana: How long have you been standing there?

Hastings: Don’t try that. You know the concept of time confuses me.

[incorrect-professorlayton-quotes]

Arianna: What does it mean when you have a bunch of crows hanging out in your backyard? Asking for a friend.

Luke: It means you have new friends!

Arianna: Are these good new friends or “death is coming” sort of new friends?

Luke: Yes!

[incorrect-professorlayton-quotes]

Layton: Look, Flora, I’m not gonna waste your time with some lame excuse about why we left you behind, all right? Just the truth.

Layton: Luke and I were taken hostage by an Armenian biker gang and thrown on a cargo ship heading to Asia, but we’re back now. Don’t worry about it.

[incorrect-professorlayton-quotes]

Emmy: It’s not gonna work. I don’t own a nerd costume.

Clive: Oh, but Emmy, you’re already wearing one. You naturally dress like the female bounty hunter in every steampunk novel. All you need are welding goggles.

Emmy: Damn it. I have welding goggles in the car.

[dino-the-philosoraptor]

Lord Adamas: I’ve invited you here because I desire to play the deadliest game-

Kat: (nodding) Knife monopoly.

Lord Adamas:

Lord Adamas: I was actually going to hunt you for sport but now I’m really interested in whatever knife monopoly is.

[dino-the-philosoraptor]

Flora: What’s a word that’s a mix between “sad” and “mad”?

Alfendi: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Kat: Smad.

[dino-the-philosoraptor]

Kat: Okay, blend in.

Ernest: Blend in?

Kat: Yeah. I mean don’t seem like a freak... You know what I mean, right?

Ernest: Freak. Weirdo. Kook. Oddball. Crackpot. Strange duck. Weird potato. Nut?

Kat:

Ernest: I’ve been reading the dictionary.

Kat:

Ernest: I don’t sleep.

[dino-the-philosoraptor]

Ernest: Please note, we do not condone violence-

Sherl: Or at least not murder.

Ernest: And, usually not violence.

Kat: We condone sending a message.

[dino-the-philosoraptor]

Azran Legacy

Luke: I thought you were dead!

Descole: I get that a lot.

[dino-the-philosoraptor]

Pippa: You don't have a monopoly on snobbery, you know.

Doublee: Not a monopoly, no. More of a controlling interest.

[dino-the-philosoraptor]

Angela, to Randall: No offense, you know that you're my best friend and that I love you, but let's face it. You're a nightmare.

[dino-the-philosoraptor]

Kat: Can you keep a secret?

Ernest: Do you know anything about my life?

Kat: No, I do not. Good point.

[dino-the-philosoraptor]

Hershel: No!

Randall: Please? For me?

Hershel: Don't do that.

Randall: What?

Hershel: You think whenever you say "please, for me" that I'll just do anything you want. Not this time!

Randall: Please, for me?

Hershel: [sighs] Okay.

[dino-the-philosoraptor]

Kat: Don't be sad!

Ernest: Why not?

Kat:

Kat: I don't have a good answer.

[dino-the-philosoraptor]

Kat: Punch me in the face.

Emiliana: Punch you?

Kat: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn't you hear me?

Emiliana: I always hear "punch me in the face" when you're speaking, but it's usually subtext.

[dino-the-philosoraptor]

Don Paolo: [walks in slowly, carrying a gun, looking threatening]

Layton: [sighs] Really, Paul? Not again.