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WHAT THE FRESH HELL IS THIS
the literal opposite of this is the truth what the actual fuck
I’m 90% sure I’ve already talked about things “I want to write someday” (usually plays out how you’d expect) but one hook I like and legit want to do is, it starts with the bog-standard RPG-ey “boy from small village is the chosen one / normal nerd from the regular world goes to big fantasyland and slays the big evil demon dragon” except it starts at the end of the adventure. The ragtag party emerges from the big evil cave to find envoys of five different kingdoms arguing about who has mining rights to the newly-pacified cave. Their fame and fortune cause international tensions. The plucky young main character is granted a duchy as a reward for his bravery and now is responsible for the lives of ten thousand peasants.
This was one of the intended playstyles in Exalted – the idea being that it’s easy to stab people but hard to rule well, so the game makes it very easy to be good at stabbing but hard to be good at ruling (though it’s varied in how well it manages that from edition to edition.) I like the idea, though in my experience players usually won’t get tired of stabbing and settle down as long as there are things left unstabbed.
I don’t know if it’d work as a game, but continuing the RPG-protagonists-as-Superman metaphor, one thing I’ve always wanted to see was a story about what the people who are famous for defeating The Evil One do after that. Because they’d be celebrities and have personality cults and there’d be all kinds of people trying to get them onside with various things, and they probably wouldn’t actually be as good at that sort of thing as at doing heroic adventure stuff, but there wouldn’t be any more actual heroic adventures to do.
Balaur bondoc
Balaur bondoc was a theropod dinosaur that lived in Europe during the Late Cretaceous. At the time, Europe was divided into numerous small islands by a shallow sea; Balaur was native to perhaps the most famous of these islands, Hateg Island (located in modern-day Romania.) Hateg Island was home to numerous paleontological oddities, and Balaur is no exception. Its stocky legs bore large muscular attachment regions, indicating that they were quite strong, and it had two sickle-claws on each foot instead of just one.
When Balaur’s remains were described in detail in 2009, it was believed that the animal was some sort of dromaeosaurine apex predator, like the one pictured above, that used its double killing claws to eviscerate.
However, later skeletal discoveries indicate that Balaur may not only have not been predatory, but it might not even have been a dromaeosaur at all. Its limb bones were fused in a manner more similar to that of modern birds, indicating that it may have been a basal member of Avialae, rather than a maniraptoran. Its “killing claws” may have been better suited for climbing trees and grasping branches than for killing large prey animals. In fact, since no Balaur skull has yet been discovered, it’s not even certain whether Balaur was carnivorous at all; it may have been an omnivore, or even completely herbivorous.
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Sorry if someone's already asked this, but could there have been any dinosaurs that could mimic sounds like parrots?
Short answer: Probably not.
All known ankylosaurs, like Edmontonia and Euoplocephalus, were all large, heavily armored, and solely plant eaters. At least that was the case before the discovery of new specimens of Liaoningosaurus.
The group of dinosaurs to which famous armor-covered Ankylosaurus belonged were all relatively large herbivores. That is, until Chinese paleontologists unearthed a stunning find – a small turtle-like fish-eating member of the group.
Image credit: Fabrizio De Rossi
What.
WHAT.
A tiny semi-aquatic ankylosaur, with gut contents that suggest possible piscivory?
I really, really would like this one to be true, but the current evidence isn’t actually all that conclusive. Somebody needs to do a lot of further study on these fossils to figure out just what was really going on with them!
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This is amazing - if it’s true, that is.
The fossil of a petite pterosaur discovered in British Columbia is the first find of its kind, scientists say, and it promises to change the way we think about the flying reptiles.
Read on to see how the new pterosaur sizes up, and what it tells us about pterosaurs’ flying rivals: the birds!
This is amazing news! (It also confirms something I always wanted to believe.)
Prehistoric Pokemon: Aerodactyl
The first generation of Pokemon games is currently unique in that it introduced three evolutionary lines of fossil Pokemon: two more easily obtainable fossils that can each evolve once; and a single, non-evolving fossil that’s harder to obtain, but that boasts much greater power. This non-evolver is Aerodactyl, which strangely breaks the marine invertebrate theme the Gen 1 fossils had. It’s supposedly based on a pterosaur, but it doesn’t really look like one; it’s just a big wyvern.
Later games gave Aerodactyl a Mega Evolution, which basically does nothing but stick a bunch of pointy rocks onto it. I’m as big a fan of rock monsters as anybody, but Aerodactyl has always been a little bit of a disappointment to me; I’m still holding out hope that we’ll eventually get a more pterosaur-like pterosaur Pokemon.
Perhaps it could be based on Aerodactylus, a pterosaur from Late Jurassic Germany, which was recategorized from a species of Pterodactylus in 2013. Aerodactylus was intentionally named after the Pokemon Aerodactyl, but it’s also Latin for “wind finger”. (Image by Matthew Martyniuk.)
Prehistoric Pokemon: Kabuto and Kabutops/Order Xiphosura
Kabuto, Omanyte’s counterpart fossil, has two different fossil bases. It’s most frequently compared to a trilobite, and its body shape certainly does suggest one. However, it also takes some inspiration from the Xiphosura.
(The xiphosuran Mesolimulus. Image from Wikimedia Commons.)
Xiphosura is an order within the subphylum Chelicerata, which also includes arachnids and sea spiders. They are distinguished by their solid, smooth, dome-like carapaces, which bore a secondary pair of primitive eyes capable of detecting changes in light. This is reflected on Kabuto, which appears to have a different face depending on whether you look at it from the front or above!
Unlike Ammonoidea, Xiphosura is not completely extinct. It is represented today by horseshoe crabs (above - image from the Tybee Island Marine Science Center), which inhabit coastal waters in Southeast Asia and the American Atlantic coast. Modern horseshoe crabs are essentially unchanged from the oldest members of Xiphosura, which originated at some point during the Silurian period, some 450 million years ago.
Despite their unassuming appearance, horseshoe crabs are invaluable to the medical industry; their unique blood is used to synthesize a substance called Limulus amebocyte lysate, which is used to detect gram-negative bacteria.
Just as Omastar evolves into Omanyte, Kabuto eventually evolves into Kabutops. However, while Omastar remains fairly accurate to the realities of ammonite biology (discounting its ability to launch its spikes and attack with jets of water), Kabutops takes a xiphosuran and gives it the rangy, bipedal body of a land-dwelling predator, complete with massive scythe-like claws for killing its prey. While I’m not opposed to Pokemon diverging from biological reality (and while I actually like Kabutops more than Omanyte, from a pure character-design perspective), it’s a bit strange in comparison to Omanyte’s more naturalistic transition.
Also, Kabutops has an internal skeleton? I’m not even going to touch that one.
Kabutops’ segmented anatomy seems more trilobite-like than Kabuto’s, and its head even bears the distinctive shape of the trilobite head segment. However, there’s another extinct animal I find that it resembles...
The eurypterids - such as Eurypterus, pictured above; image by Obsidian Soul - were relatives of the xiphosurans that lived from the Ordovician to the Permian periods. (They’re also known as “sea scorpions”, despite not being true scorpions.) Their ranks included the largest arthropods in Earth’s history, many of which were powerful predators. To me, Kabutops resembles what would happen if a eurypterid grew legs and became a running land predator. It’s even got the spike-shaped eurypterid tail!
yes hello, idk if i asked this before so sorry if i did but have you done a post on temnodontosaurus? its my #1 fav marine reptile so if you did/do one id probably give u like. a whole bird.
Temnodontosaurus was discovered in England in 1811 by Mary Anning (who will eventually get her own post here). At the time, marine reptiles were virtually unknown to science, and the biblical Flood was widely perceived as a literal truth, leading to a variety of incorrect interpretations as to what the fossil actually represented. This includes:
A crocodile
A whale
A large fish
A relative of the platypus
A transitional form between amphibians and reptiles
(A Temnodontosaurus skull. Photo from Wikimedia Commons.)
It was eventually sussed out that Temnodontosaurus was a marine reptile. More specifically, it was an icthyosaur, one of the fish-like marine reptiles that inhabited the world’s oceans from the Triassic to the Middle Cretaceous. In fact, it was initially assigned to the genus Icthyosaurus, before being reclassified in 1889.
Temnodontosaurus is notable for its great size, maxing out somewhere between 30 and 40 feet in length - twice as big as the modern great white shark. They filled a similar predatory niche in the oceans of Early Jurassic Europe, using their long and powerful jaws to snatch up fish, molluscs, and smaller marine reptiles - as pictured in the Dmitry Bogdanov illustration below, which shows a Temnodontosaurus killing a smaller icthyosaur known as Stenopterygius. (This illustration is directly supported by the fossil record; fossilized Temnodontosaurus specimens have been found with Stenopterygius remains in their stomachs.)
Temnodontosaurus is also notable for its huge eyes - perhaps the largest of any known vertebrate, at 8 inches in diameter. It was likely a very visually-oriented hunter, capable of tracking the movements of its prey in chaotic underwater environments.
In Jurassic Park 3, what is the red and black dinosaur with the single horn?
It’s Ceratosaurus!
I’ve covered Ceratosaurus previously on this blog, but I’ve never seen Jurassic Park 3, so I can’t speak to the accuracy of its portrayal there. Anyone else have any thoughts?
Ceratosaurus is portrayed as being roughly the right size and being scared off by the dung of a larger predator. It also looks at the camera in the screenshot above with an expression that screams, “I am too good for this schlock,” which is definitely very accurate.
That’s the drawback of being a lesser-known dinosaur: When someone offers you a role in a franchise like this, you’re in no position to turn it down - even if it’s basically a cameo.
Yes. In reality, Ceratosaurus’ horn is laterally flattened and fairly thin; it’s not a perfectly conical rhino-spike.
In Jurassic Park 3, what is the red and black dinosaur with the single horn?
It’s Ceratosaurus!
I’ve covered Ceratosaurus previously on this blog, but I’ve never seen Jurassic Park 3, so I can’t speak to the accuracy of its portrayal there. Anyone else have any thoughts?
Prehistoric Pokemon: Omanyte and Omastar/Ammonites
If you’re not familiar with how the Pokemon games operate: Pokemon are usually found and caught in the wild, by wandering around in environments where they’d appear. This is not always the case, however, and one exception is the fossil Pokemon. These Pokemon actually originate as fossilized specimens, which can be brought back to life through science-fiction technology.
The first generation of Pokemon games - Red, Blue, and Yellow - introduced three evolutionary lines of fossil Pokemon, none of which, surprisingly enough, were based on dinosaurs. You’d think it would be obvious, but a lot of non-fossil first-gen Pokemon were dinosaur-like to begin with.
The first-ever fossil Pokemon, Omanyte, has a pretty obvious basis - an ammonite! It’s right in the name!
(The ammonite Asteroceras, by Nobu Tamura.)
Ammonites (subclass Ammonoidea) were cephalopoid molluscs related to octopodes, squid, and cuttlefish. They are distinguished from modern cephalopods by their shells. Although the shell was likely useful for protection, this wasn’t its main purpose; it was filled with a number of empty chambers that could be filled with water and vented, allowing the ammonite to increase and decrease its weight to adjust its height in the water.
Since the soft portions of ammonites almost never fossilize, paleontologists must attempt to figure out the habits and behavior of these animals from their shells alone. However, even with such incomplete evidence, it’s apparent that the ammonites were a highly successful group of animals, and came in all shapes and sizes to fill a diverse set of niches. Some ammonites had lightweight shells that were laterally flattened like the bodies of fish, enabling rapid movement through the water; others had thicker, heavier shells suited to a more bottom-dwelling lifestyle. The shells themselves took on numerous odd shapes; while the stereotypical ammonite possesses a tight “ram’s-horn” coil, some had helix-coils like snails, and others were perfectly straight. One genus, Nipponites (pictured above - image from Palaeopedia), had a shell with a bizarre asymmetrical arrangement of U-shaped curves, the purpose of which is unknown.
At level 40, Omanyte evolves into Omastar. While in-game lore establishes Omanyte as a peaceful bottom-dwelling plankton-feeder, Omastar was a predator that cracked open the shells of mollusc Pokemon with its four muscular arms and sucked out their soft inner bodies with its four-part beak. A classic case of niche differentiation!
(As a side note, Omastar also bears a striking resemblance to ammonites of the genus Hypoturrilites. It’s possible that this was intentional, but there’s no real evidence either way.)
Unfortunately, Omastar’s protection became its downfall. Its heavy shell made it difficult for Omastar to catch prey, and as a result, the species died out. Actual ammonites did not die out for such clear-cut reasons; they survived for almost 350 million years before dying out during the Cretaceous mass extinction, from causes that are still not certain.
The only shelled cephalopods that survive today are the nautiloids, represented by two genera - Nautilus and Allonautilus. Despite their appearances, the nautiloids are not close relatives of the ammonites, belonging to a completely different subclass of the Cephalopoda. Nautlius (pictured above; photo by Professor Lee R. Berger of Wits University) is the better-understood of these two genera, while Allonautilus is native to much deeper water and has rarely been observed or collected alive.
Both genera of nautiloids are at risk due to overfishing and climate change. If you can, please donate to ocean conservationist causes; unlike those in the Pokemon world, we can’t bring these beautiful animals back to life when they’re gone.
Hello! How come the picture of the fossilized anzu skull have three extra holes instead of two? I thought dinosaurs were only supposed to have two extra holes alongside the eye and nose hole. Thank you!
Orbit - Eye hole.
External naris - Nose hole.
Supratemporal and lateral temporal fenestrae - Provide space for jaw muscle attachments.
Antorbital fenestral - Connects to a system of air chambers that assist in cooling the interior of the skull.
All archosaurs possess these same fenestrae. The only exception: Modern crocodilians lack antorbital fenestrae. (The lack of a gap in the bone in that position increases skull strength and bite force.)
Prehistoric Pokemon!
As the release date of the seventh generation of Pokemon games draws closer and closer daily, the fanbase is beginning to work itself into a fever pitch. Through both leaked content and official releases, fans are able to see the new direction in which Pokemon is going, and I for one couldn’t be more excited. While the games are certainly fun to play, what’s really enjoyable for me is the series’ biology aspects - seeing what animals have inspired new Pokemon, and how the endless creativity of the natural world can inspire similar creativity in people.
To celebrate my love of Pokemon, I’ve decided to start a new semi-regular feature here on Dinosaur Discourse: Prehistoric Pokemon! Since numerous Pokemon are based on extinct animals, I’ll be making a series of posts showcasing them, in order to shine some light on their real-life origins.
Posts begin tomorrow!
You should talk about the Leopluraldon, a magical Leopluraldon!
(Image from Wikimedia Commons.)
Liopleurodon was a marine reptile that lived during the Middle Jurassic period, from about 160 to 105 million years ago. It lived in western Europe, at a time when shallow seas covered the area, similar to the Western Interior Seaway that covered central North America during the Cretaceous period.
Liopleurodon was a fairly typical short-necked plesiosaur, with a bullet-shaped hydrodynamic body and long head, suited to the active pursuit of marine prey. While not an exceptionally notable animal, it’s appeared more than once in popular culture, and may be the most well-known short-necked plesiosaur.
Its biggest claim to fame is its appearance in Walking With Dinosaurs (above), which depicts it as a whale-sized superpredator capable of snatching fully-grown theropod dinosaurs from the shore. This estimated size was based on highly dubious and fragmentary fossil evidence, which has since been disproved; Liopleurodon could probably only grow to a length of about 20-25 feet.
Liopleurodon is also known, of course, from the 2008 YouTube sendation Charlie the Unicorn, in which it guides Charlie and his friends to Candy Mountain with its mysterious whale-like call.
Amphibian August #15 – Trematosaurus
The terrestrial temnospondyls began to decline during the Late Permian, affected by changing climate and the continuing diversification of reptiles and synapsids. But the semi-aquatic and fully aquatic forms continued to thrive, dominating freshwater ecosystems, and survived through the massive Great Permian Extinction to make a quick recovery into the start of the Triassic.
One group, the trematosaurids, even ventured into the ocean – and may have been the only amphibians to ever become fully marine. A few modern amphibians are fairly salt-tolerant, and the crab-eating frog makes brief excursions into seawater, but no other known amphibians have ever taken it quite to the extreme that the trematosaurids did.
Trematosaurus lived during the Early Triassic of Germany and Russia (~251-257 mya), and grew to around 1.2m long (3′11″). Convergently crocodile-shaped, it had a relatively short snout compared to some of the other more gharial-like trematosaurids, and was probably a shallow-marine predator feeding on fish, invertebrates, and other small animals near the shoreline.
The trematosaurids survived for around 50 million years until at least the end of the Triassic before disappearing – but a fossil pelvic bone from China suggests a few may have persisted for at least another 40 million years into the Middle Jurassic, potentially making them one of the longest-lived groups of temnospondyls.
Phase two of the Paleotumblr Project
And, with the finishing of the Census, here is phase two of the project!
This is a 20 question exam on various topics relevant to paleontological science. You cannot go backwards, however, you can skip questions that you don’t know if you wish. There will be two questions at the beginning asking whether or not you’re a member of Paleotumblr and what your education level is, so please spread this survey around to as many corners of the internet as possible! We want a wide variety of people to take the test.
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