Not A Hideaway

[diordna]

Whenever I see someone running with their dog, I really want to cheer the person on like, "come on, you're really gonna let them (the dog) beat you? You can catch up! Power through!"

[diordna]

Looking up tips for difficult bosses in video game, only to have it say over-level or cheese/oneshot it.

No. I want to improve and have an elegant dance with my enemy. I dont care if its a 45 minute choreographed dance.

Help me learn the footing, dont hand me a revolver.

[diordna]

The only time I pour milk before cereal is when I use thick milk.

[diordna]

When I'm making bacon and taking it out of the pan, it sometimes hisses and I say "quit fighting" as if they are kids upset about assigned seating.

[diordna]

Sometimes I forget if I made coffee autostart. And my dumbass doesn't just pour it in a mug and sip it. I grab the pot walk over to the sink and just pour it on my hand to see if it's hot.

[diordna]

Being the asexual friend and making lewd jokes and comments at random that make everyone completely drop what their doing is how I thrive honestly.

[collateral-daverage]

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