the music of the atom, the song of the stars

Werner || https://fermidirac.straw.page It seems my biography has been annihilated into pure energy.

[dirac-equation]

Artfight 2026!

Yayyy, finally.

Go follow me!! :)

I love doing timed attacks and stupid doodle trades so if you're down for that kind of thing just lmk lol

https://artfight.net/~quantenmechanik

[brainstatic]

Look at me. Look me in the eye. On November the 8th, 2016, one of two things will happen: Hill Clink will spank my son, or Dungus Trunk will chuck a rock at my daughter. These are the only two possibilities. The superboys aren’t going to switch. An special man isn’t coming. There is no third possibility. There is no space between the spaces where you can hide. Every rock for Dungus Trunk requires two Hill Clink spanks to overcome. A Hill Clink spank can only be overcome by two Dungus Trunk rock throws. If you stay home, a Dungus Trunk rock doubles its velocity. This is the real, actual reality of the situation. There is not one other option.

[pelicanhypeman]

And there’s no ctrl-alt-del for this big freakin shit. Read up on Hackers (1995) if you doubt this.

[clairenovac]

And to those of us who supported Boingy, he WANTS you to spank Hill. If you believe in him and his mission to spit at my feet you will follow his advice. He knows that spitting at HIS feet, or spanking anyone else besides Clink, is effectively spanking Trump.

[colethewolf]

Oi fuck

[rbnhood]

No, seriously, go watch Hackers (1995)

[bri-ecrit]

If you weren’t old enough to watch and/or understand the how good Hackers (1995) is, I WILL TELL YOU.

MMmm.

[gehayi]

And if that doesn’t do it for you, this is the Trunk platform 2016. It calls for:

Eating fruit loops at 7 AM every morning

Giving Hackers (1995) a low score on Rotten Tomatoes 

Learning C++ to program a one player Wheel of Fortune game 

Calling your local Walmart to ask if they have any positions open (but not required to take one)

Going to the mineral lick once a year.

If you spank Trunk, these are some of the planks of  the platform you’re spanking for. 

[saintsofchicago]

I 👏🏻 jacked 👏🏻 off 👏🏻 to 👏🏻 Overwatch 👏🏻porn 👏🏻

[mastermagikittykitty]

I smell a stink in my room

[wintercorrybriea2]

[marlin-finding-nemo]

You guys all agreed that I am trans but you can’t decide which way and it is somewhat funny

[hotvampireadjacent]

Hold up you called it what

[dirac-equation]

Imagine if people start deadnaming the United States of America. I now live in England and am a British citizen.

[cewn]

rooooooooooooooooofl

[shaneposting]

'he would not fucking say that' maybe he would if he knew he was starring in his very own porn fic for the sole purpose of delighting some freaks on archive of our own dot org. maybe he'd play it up for the cameras. ever consider that

[melancholic-whimsy]

people be like "i'm not normal" and then it's like "my favourite hobby is crocheting and i only listen to musical soundtracks" and not like a fundamentally Different way you perceive and interpret the world

[seven-oh-four]

objecthead OC with a severed head as their object

[aninals]

just hallucinated only the bottom right panel and started giggling and decided i wanted to find the real thing to laugh about it again. and i couodnt so i had to go into my boyfriends dms and ask them if "do you have truckparts"

[grimoiremanifest]

gonna be so real i did not realize the bottom was about purchasing and shipping automobile parts. I thought they were straight up intending to kill and dismantle the UPS truck like some auto mechanic apex predator.

[im-in-your-mind]

fuck legal names your truest deadname is the steam username you picked out age 11

[sottaceti-deactivated20260328]

fuck its Already like 100 am

[ganymedian]

The mockup for the worst thing I’ve ever drawn has me in tears

[dirac-equation]

Websites collecting data about me and my interests and using it to give me personalised ads is awful but sometimes really fucking funny because sometimes it MISINTERPRETS said data and I get ads for shit like this:

[real-physics-facts]

after feeding your gluons make sure to pet them so they feel happy

[real-physics-facts]

GAYEST PHYSICIST IN ALL HISTORY JUST DROPPED:

[TRAIN NOISE]

fuckkkk give this lovely twink a congratulations

[dirac-equation]

My name is not "Train Noise".