Azrael

neptonian peeled croissant that lives in a garden shed everything is an infinite onion beware of the eye tapeworms and kuru slugs

[melancholic-whimsy]

⟡Welcome To The Show⟡

!!LEGAL DISCLAIMER!! this play contains themes of eating disorders self-harm and suicidality if you are not entertained by my antics i suggest you exit the audience. though it truly is a shame, i can be a rather jolly jester at times, at least according to the reviews !!BLOCK DON'T REPORT!!

Introducing The Main Character: ☆ Azrael ☆ he/they/it ☆ 0.1 neptune years (16 earth years) ☆ AroAce and counting my days

Top 3 Fandoms ☆ Bungou Stray Dogs ☆ Cookie Run Kingdom ☆ House M.D. Artists ☆ Will Wood + the Tapeworms ☆ Mitski ☆ Ghost and Pals Books ☆ No Longer Human, Osamu Dazai ☆ Crime and Punishment, Fyodor Dostoevsky ☆ The Secret History, Donna Tart Movies ☆ Dead Poets Society ☆ The Imitation Game ☆ Man on the Moon Kins ☆ Dazai ☆ Shadow Milk Cookie ☆ Fyodor ☆ Gregory House

[melancholic-whimsy]

pspsps anon return explain Why i need more data because i have an inkling i know who you are and if my theory is correct then what you’re doing is genuinely pathetic

[melancholic-whimsy]

i want i need to give her Something in return i have Something but i dont know what it is so i don’t know what to look for in this foggy maze of a brain so i can extract it and give it to her and what if it isn’t Real it is a fog maze after it isn’t graspable because it doesn’t Exist but it is There is want to give her Something

[because-i-do-it-all-the-time]

you all love me and think im awesome. waves my hand around to brainwash you into agreeing

[thecatboyknight-offical]

@melancholic-whimsy

You dont need the brainwash you just are

[melancholic-whimsy]

[fedyas-damsel]

unfortunately, i will have to turn all of you into cheese.

[melancholic-whimsy]

hi i heard cheese

[fedyas-damsel]

oh hi fyorat all this cheese is just for you. please do not bloat yourself

[melancholic-whimsy]

fyorat is very happy ^^

[fedyas-damsel]

unfortunately, i will have to turn all of you into cheese.

[melancholic-whimsy]

hi i heard cheese

[melancholic-whimsy]

HOW TO COMMUNICATE FOR BEGINNERS

[because-i-do-it-all-the-time]

you all love me and think im awesome. waves my hand around to brainwash you into agreeing

[melancholic-whimsy]

i hate languages and words and the measly ineffective weak tools they are to convey Anything whether that be Thought or Emotion

[melancholic-whimsy]

especially because even if you concoct the Perfect array of Words to communicate the Thing the Communication is like giving someone instructions to build the Thing but what if they don't have the correct lego blocks to build the Thing what then

[melancholic-whimsy]

i hate languages and words and the measly ineffective weak tools they are to convey Anything whether that be Thought or Emotion

[anthonycolonthree]

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

[melancholic-whimsy]

dang why can’t people just nice 😭🙏 you didn’t even do anything bro

i'm innocent believe me 🥲 it's just funny tbh

[melancholic-whimsy]

hey i stalked your tumblr and like. Holy shit. Uhm. How do i put this nicely... maybe you need a grippy sock vacation?

maybe you need to mind your own fucking business 🤣 though i am curious which of my recent posts inspired this because as far as i can tell they are fairly Sane

[melancholic-whimsy]

fuck you

me ?

[melancholic-whimsy]

i am more flexible than the typical person . this often results in me sitting in the most askew ways and not realising until all my joints hurt + my limbs have fallen asleep .

[melancholic-whimsy]

Hiii mootie, I know we haven't interacted much but I'm tryna be a good Tumblr blogger and interact with my moots from now on teehe ^^

aaah hii ^^ i've seen you spam me a few times and for that i am very grateful thank you :)) and dw i love interacting with mutuals i just can be dry/late to respond

[melancholic-whimsy]

spider crawling around me