Cut, Print, Moving On

Damien Archibald | 17 | Aspiring Filmmaker My sisters are my best friends, I'm sure you hear that from guys all the time, but they are the two people that mean the most to me. But as much as I love them, I want to leave here and never look back.

[directordamien-blog]

@directordamien: this is my, it's too hot function face. 

[danielsnoah]

Well, what the frick. It’s a word now, get with it. I don’t think I’m overanalyzing at all, I just don’t understand your nonchalance about the impending threat.

And why wouldn’t you want to be my friend? For a newly fifteen year old, I’m pretty great.

[directordamien-blog]

Frick? Really, just say fuck, we're in high school and no one is going to tell on you to mommy and daddy. Why should I panic? Clearly who ever this fucked up psychopath is, they thrive on chaos and strife; they want to pit us against each other and force us to make enemies with everyone. My nonchalance is me not playing their little mind games.   

Because I don't like people, that's why I'm not your friend. They promise you things and they never follow though. You can't trust anyone but yourself. 

[danielsnoah]

To be quite frank, I think you might be the suspicious one around here, pal. You’re calling out the most devious of us for being too quiet, almost like you’re taunting them to come out of silence. Which makes me wonder what you’d have to gain from their reappearance, which is hopefully nothing… But admit it, friend, you’re looking mighty suspicious yourself, calling out someone else for being suspiciously unsuspicious.

[directordamien-blog]

Uh, what? 

I don't think unsuspicious is a word and I think that you're over-analyzing. Also I don't know you so why are you calling me friend?

also you look like you're twelve  

[bennettreese-blog]

We do and we don’t, and you’re right, it’s super strange to think about. It might be a bit ignorant, but I literally pretend like they don’t exist and that it’s none of my friends and that there isn’t a hacker at all. And if there is a post, I literally just ignore it and love, move on and just be like, ‘okay whatever’ because honestly, this is crazy. They better slip up eventually, I don’t want to move to fucking Canada or something in the future just because there’s someone around here that knows everything about it.

[directordamien-blog]

Yeah, I just don't want anyone else getting hurt. 

[bennettreese-blog]

Well, it’s also scary to think about never finding out who’s doing this. That like, there will always be someone out there that knows so much about all of us. That’s even scarier to think about so I’d like to eventually find out who the hell this person is.

[directordamien-blog]

Yeah, I feel you. We go to school with this person and they know about us, more than anyone else knows about us and yet, we have no idea who they are. We do, and yet we don't, it's strange to think about. Do you think that they can keep up being anonymous forever? I mean, they have to slip up soon right? This game they play can't last. 

[bennettreese-blog]

Stop, I don’t want to think about that. Because if this ever all like, fucking combusts and goes up in flames I don’t want to find out it was someone we all know and liked. That would actually make it all a lot worse, so I really don’t want to think about that. Even though you probably are right, it just sucks.

[directordamien-blog]

Yeah, true. Does someone really hate us that much? I mean, we're teenagers and we screw up sometimes but we're not bad people. 

[bennettreese-blog]

Me, too.

See! I told you! I’m pretty sure the hacker like, lives and breathes every move that we make. Like honestly, I’m surprised they know as much as they do, I don’t get how they find so much stuff out. It’s quite crazy when you think about it.

[directordamien-blog]

It's actually really scary. The only reasonable solution that I've been able to come up with is that the Hacker is someone that we all know and like, that we all trust, who also has mad hacking skills or something. I don't know what to think anymore. 

[bennettreese-blog]

I want to say no, only because I wish that was true. So yeah, we’re probably more fucked than usual.

Yeah, I’m being careful. You sort of have to be, even though it’s super unfortunate that we have to live this way. Like, they could probably turn a story of me going to the store into something terrible, even if I didn’t do anything wrong. You do the same, though. Watch out for yourself, I mean.

[directordamien-blog]

I was afraid of that. 

You make it sound like we're celebrities in Hollywood or something and the Hacker is some screwed up love child belonging to every single paparazzi photographer and Perez Hilton... Actually, that doesn't seem to be too far from the truth.   

[bennettreese-blog]

I just always assume we’re all fucked, honestly. Especially since it’s been a while. 

Do they ever really let us enjoy anything ever? Because I don’t think we’ve had a party without some post being made about it at some point, so. I haven’t done anything, so right now, I’m not too worried.

[directordamien-blog]

Does that mean we're more fucked that usual? Probably. 

Honestly? There are probably times we're allowed to have fun without them spilling all our secrets; times like that, they probably think they're a saint or something. Just make sure to watch yourself and not give them an excuse to make stuff up. 

[bennettreese-blog]

Yeah, exactly. The last thing was something on twitter. It hasn’t been anything since before the bonfire, which is an even scarier thought. So yeah, I just choose not to think too much about it. 

[directordamien-blog]

Either they got bored with us, which I don't find likely, or they're plotting something big which means someone, if not all of us, are fucked. 

They just don't seem to be the type to let us enjoy our summer. 

[bennettreese-blog]

I don’t really want to think about it, if I’m being honest.

I like to pretend the hacker doesn’t exist.

[directordamien-blog]

Good philosophy. It just seems like it's been awhile since anyone has been thrown under the bus. 

[directordamien-blog]

The Hawkins Hacker has been quiet lately. 

A little suspicious don't you think? 

[directordamien-blog]

✉ to Damien

Eric: Hey if you want some lucky girl to give you Damien Jr, who we'll just call DJ, don't let me stop you.

Eric: Co-write it with me and you've got a deal.

Damien: If and when I have a kid, I don't know if I want to name him after myself, isn't that a little weird?

Damien: Done.

[directordamien-blog]

✉ to Damien

Eric: DON'T GET THEM PREGNANT DON'T FORGET THAT TOO. Trust me. At least not until you want kids.

Eric: I should write a blog about this stuff instead.

Damien: Ah, yes. Always use protection, I haven't forgotten. You have to admit, Ryder is adorable, but you're right, kids can be a handful.

Damien: We need you to share you wisdom.

[directordamien-blog]

✉ to Damien

Eric: You just give them chocolate when their on their period, pretend to listen when they talk, then give em the dick.

Damien: Chocolate, listen, dick. Got it.

Damien: have you considered writing a book?

[directordamien-blog]

✉ to Damien

Eric: It's doesn't deter Rose's hotness it just deters..everything else? If that makes sense.

Eric: See this is why I don't date. Besides being emotionally distant I'm choosy as hell.

Damien: Girls are awesome, but, nothing against them, sometimes they're really exhausting; I have no idea how to, deal with them.

[directordamien-blog]

✉ to Damien

Eric: That's different, you were friends with Colton like a decade before they even happened.

Eric: For the record, I don't. I mean I thought Rose was decent but then she screwed the guy that tried to murder me soooo.

Damien: I feel like that shouldn't be an obvious one on a list of turn off's, yet it makes so much sense.