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pangur-and-grim

please remember that I am a Canadian illustrator and it is fucking bizarre to come to me with medical questions

arsnof

Why would you limit yourself to drawing Canadians?

pangur-and-grim

everyone else unfollow me I want to be alone with arsnof

sosaysdean

help.

castiellesbian

"why are you celebrating the 4 year anniversary of a fictional character confessing his love for another character?" YOU WOULDN'T GET IT

castiellesbian

like yes it's obviously about Them, but it's also about celebrating each other, fans that I've talked to for literal years. about celebrating the amazing creators, funny bloggers, and otherwise sweet people that have bonded over a cheesy monster of the week show. it's about celebrating queerness and connecting it to the things we love because it's important to us and it's beautiful no matter the stupid shit people working on the show have said or done. it's about telling my 14 year old self that we win, how even if some of the show turns in a shitty direction, they are in love and they can't undo that. and yes it's also about destiel kissing with tongue!!!

jame7t

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

jame7t

no hope for you even at all

rockshitty

I dunno man. I found out today that a subway sandwich is $14 now. A shitty subway footlong sandwich that isn't actually 12 inches long and is occasionally made with expired ingredients and was never a great option to start with. I ate those in high school because I was broke and at the mall a lot.

There are poke bowls in my city from a local place for $16. Super fresh fish and veg, warm rice, more than I can eat in one sitting, for the price of a sandwich and a drink at america's most mid-tier sandwich shop.

Someone in another post said (paraphrased) you used to be able to get something mediocre for cheap, but now the mediocre things cost as much as the nice things so why would you?

curlicuecal

This is me when I realized I could get a proper bowl of curry from the fancy indian food place for basically the same price as a fuckin McDonald's hamburger meal these days

teaboot

I heard an ad the other day for a "fantastic deal! Four dollar four inch subway snack sandwich!" And like. I'm sure that would seem like a much better deal I'd I wasn't one of the ones who grew up with obnoxious "five dollar foot long subway sandwich" ads.

A dollar an inch of sandwich. When it used to be 2.4 inches. 240% markup is GOOD? Fucking bite me

greatatuintheworldturtle

Yeah with fast food having delusions of grandeur these days it's really made me appreciate the non-chain food places in my area. The other day I went to the local Hawaiian BBQ place and discovered that they have teriyaki chicken AND Beef BBQ musubi for 3.99. and they come in pairs. PAIRS.

I KNOW.

So I immediately bought an order of each and had 4 delicious musubi and a drink for less than a combo at Burger King.

So yeah, show em we don't need their shit sandwiches.

anthropologist-on-the-loose

There's some hilarious irony in that by creating an ad campaign so incredibly catchy and memorable that it entered public consciousness (the dream of any marketing team), Subway ensured everyone of a certain age range would view them as the poster child of fast-food price gouging.

modernchemical

watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before

alazyparallelworld

white collar (2009-2014)

sanhaoche

i'm in my white collar rewatch era for like the 293854 time and this show is THE show of all time. it's so good. what if i was a straight-laced FBI agent locked in mutual obsession with the dashing conman i put away. and i was the only man who could ever catch him and then he put himself entirely in my hands. and we became best friends and every day our lives depended on each other as we risked it all to give some rich guy a big fine. and he was like my son and my prize show pony and he showed me the flaws in the system i'd devoted my whole life to. and i fell in love with him and so did my beautiful wife to whom he is weirdly similar. and i trusted him with my life but also stayed up all night watching his GPS tracking dot move around New York in case he lied to me about going grocery shopping instead of robbing a museum. and every so often in moments of high tension i entered a fugue state where my body and mind were possessed by a higher force intent on using and explaining the random features on my car to my friends lovers and colleagues.

#not the random extremely forced car commercials #those are always incredibly funny

blusandbirds

early season 1 peter and neal are so special to me. neal caffrey’s formed a parasocial relationship with the fbi agent relentlessly pursuing him around the globe but lucky for him peter is just as on board with their best friendship

neal: my girlfriend broke up with me :(

peter, holding handcuffs and a warrant for neal’s arrest: aw im sorry buddy.

#im back on my bullshit w a white collar rewatch

batcows

USA network shows from like 2007-11 were so goated because every one was like "the police force of x major American city is wholly incompetent. all their crimes are solved by a weird little guy"