Dirk F Condor's Preggo Posting

37 M, writer of fine pregnancy erotica and captions & obsessive compiler of before/after photos. Feel free to say hi.

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The new book is here!

(How I hope you all feel once you start reading)

After a minor snafu with Amazon, who wouldn't let me move up a release date, I'm happy to announce that The Breeding Rings is officially live, for sale, available to consume, etc. You can purchase it here:

Amazon.com: The Breeding Rings: An Illustrated Erotic Pregnancy Transformation Novel eBook : Condor, Dirk F: Kindle Store

I worked really damn hard on this, both the writing and the images, in an attempt to see how far I could push the limits of what our very niche little kink can be. Hopefully I succeeded, because even people throwing $3.50 my way is something I take seriously, but if I do end up striking out it's because I took a big swing for the fences.

Now that the book is done I can turn my attention to some more fun stuff, like a fresh batch of before/after photos of real ladies. I also have lots of "cutting room floor" images that I can share now to help give you some more free samples.

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I love coming home to find you like this this, the pump strapped to your big milky tits pulsing away as you find yourself unable to resist the sensations emanating from them. Just think, if you never agreed to let me bring your milk in you would have missed out on so many exquisite feelings you never knew your body was capable of. You never would have known the swelling ache of your tits growing in size, or the bliss of at last letting down, or the newfound sensitivity of your nipples as the machine (or better yet, my mouth) sucks on them. Having large, milk-filled breasts is not a hassle or a burden; it’s your new natural state and far too enjoyable to ever want to go back.

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If you ever actually get me lactating - one way or the other - you should absolutely turn me into a dairy cow. Maximize my production.

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Just a reminder to all of my lady followers that you don't need to be bred to be lactating. All it takes is some patience, a pump, and a willingness to buy from completely safe (but not FDA approved) medication from Canada.

Just a question for my thousands of followers:

Would you chip in a few dollars to support a lady poster's efforts to induce lactation? (assuming we got pictures and updates)

I'd pay $1

I'd pay $3

I'd pay $5

I'm loaded and would pay 10$+

Remaining time: 6 days 2 hours

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The ability to be this fertile is a blessing. You should be unbelievably proud of yourself for being able to grow this round and swollen, to be so unmistakably perfect at doing a woman's most important purpose.

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I love coming home to find you like this this, the pump strapped to your big milky tits pulsing away as you find yourself unable to resist the sensations emanating from them. Just think, if you never agreed to let me bring your milk in you would have missed out on so many exquisite feelings you never knew your body was capable of. You never would have known the swelling ache of your tits growing in size, or the bliss of at last letting down, or the newfound sensitivity of your nipples as the machine (or better yet, my mouth) sucks on them. Having large, milk-filled breasts is not a hassle or a burden; it’s your new natural state and far too enjoyable to ever want to go back.

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Heyo, I’m back to ask about stretch marks! Got any stretch marked tiddies or tums back there? 👀 stressed out and would loove some hot goals >.<

- 🐯

I appreciate the challenge, and let's see what we can do to help with that stress level.

All I ask in return in this: when you inevitably give into your urges and get yourself nice and knocked up, please send me some photos of your own stretched out belly and breasts. How's that for a fair deal?

Tits:

Tums:

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MOOO loud @germanlotta

life is so much better without feminism but a lot of cocks

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If you're wearing cow print you need to be fat, pregnant, or lactating.

This woman is none of those.

*imagines watching a team of men carry her off to make her all three while she protests and cries*

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I could not agree more. A woman wearing cow print with a flat stomach and empty breasts is like me dressing up in a military uniform, it's straight up stolen valor.

That said, if we lived in a world where there was magic, and putting on a cow print and horns automatically upgraded your figure to chubby and lactating, that would be different (more fun) story:

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Hey you have some great writing! Curious if you have a specific tag for said writing on posts?

Thank you for the compliment! This is one of those questions where it's such an obvious, simple thing that I of course couldn't even fathom such a concept. Moving forward, I'm going to add the #writing tag to my posts.

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People think that bimbos are stupid. That's not necessarily true; some bimbos are women who have decided to allocate all of their precious brainpower to a few core activities: looking hot and getting fucked by hot guys (and the occasional hot girl). When most people think of a "bimbo", they imagine the woman in the middle photo, with the huge, fake tits, the impossibly toned stomach, the ludicrous tan and perfect makeup. But the bimbos themselves, they know that this body is just the middle step in their journey. They're well aware of what happens to hot girls when they have as much sex, and take as much cum, as they do. And they're excited about it, because it means they finally get to advance to part 3, being a Bred Bimbo.

Day by day, week by week, that tight little body starts to disappear. Most notably it's those abs that go away, replaced by a perfectly round bump that just looks increasingly sexy on her as it just gets bigger and bigger. But it's not just that, because Mother Nature starts chipping in everywhere, taking a body that was already seemingly at its peak thanks to surgery and dieting and pushing it to even an even higher level. Those thick thighs get even thicker and that hourglass shape gets even more accentuated as pregnancy grows that ass more than years in the gym ever could.

And then there are the titties: a good bimbo knows the value of getting implants that look way too big on her slender body, but when she's bred these already oversized knockers become the cartoonish size she's always craved but which no surgeon ever dared to give her. Thanks to all that saline they still sit high and perky and perfectly round and yet they have become so heavy and wobbly, constantly slapping against the bump now resting underneath. Men are drawn to them like magnets, desperate to squeeze, grope, and suck out the milk that is just starting to come in, which is perfect for the Bred Bimbo given that all these hormones are making her more desperate for cock than even she thought was possible.

If you call yourself a bimbo, or it's your dream to become one some day, then this is your destiny. Your full potential, and your greatest satisfaction, will come when you're at last in your 9-months pregnant body.

Do you like the way I write? If so, check out my collection of pregnancy transformation novels and novellas on Amazon and Smashwords!

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Do you happen to have any content from Magdalena's twin pregnancy? She was my fave, but I lost all my saved stuff. It would be nice to see her beautiful belly again.

I have a couple of other Magdalena videos, but since A). tumblr won't let me show vag and B). tumblr only lets me post one video at a time, I'm going to share the others for download via this link:

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Greetings and salutations, fellow perverts

It's been a long two weeks, but I am back and have officially queued up a weeks' worth of fresh smut for you all to enjoy. It was an interesting trip, but it turns out that visiting a country that bans porn sites--and where it gets dark at 6 pm-- is not a particularly fun experience. Definitely do your homework about such things before you travel to exotic places.

Anyway, I'm working my way through my asks now and will get to them throughout the week.

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Every woman has a friend that's almost impossible to shop for. That's why this year you're going to give her the most wonderful, life-changing present imaginable: a bump of her own. Not only will she look so much cuter with bigger boobs, a softer face, and a round belly, but you know from experience that nothing can match the sense of fulfillment that comes from bringing new life into the world. It didn't take very long to convince your husband that he should help "go in" on your proposed gift, either.

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When you can't decide whether you want to be a cowgirl, a bimbo, or a hucow: why not be an innovator and be all three at once?

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Yet another in my series, “Woman Who Obviously Have a Pregnancy Fetish.” These women clearly went to great lengths to ensure that their curvy, bred bodies were prominently displayed in every photo, so the least we can do is stare admiringly.

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Big. That’s what she was now, Kylie thought, as she admired her radically altered body. All her life she had been told, like just about every other woman out there, that a woman’s beauty came from staying trim, from being petite. And she would have remained that way, a slender, waifish thing her whole life through had that condom not broken and given her the greatest gift she could possibly imagine. 8 months later here she was, her body’s true feminine potential finally realized and Kylie could not be happier.

There wasn’t a single part of her now that could be considered small now, she thought with just a hint of pride. She had enormous, heavy breasts filling more by the day with nourishing milk. Plumper, softer thighs. Hips that had stretched and widened to the point where now swayed seductively as she walked. And of course a gravid midsection where her progeny was safely housed, an unmissable sign to any and all who saw her of her uniquely female skill of breeding.

For the first time ever, Kylie felt at home inside herself, like this was the way she was always meant to look and feel like.

Do you like the way I write? If so, check out my collection of pregnancy transformation novels and novellas on Amazon and Smashwords!

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The only porn more fun to watch than girl on girl? Bump on bump.