Girl Uncle

No thoughts heart full he /she • 24

[amnesiaguy]

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[weaselknievel]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[ceruleanheaven]

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

[tothechaos]

aw what the hell change my leitmotif to a minor key im not driving

[cutecipher]

fuuuuck my pet peeve got loose

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[memewhore]

[spleenyz]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[kermittingacrime]

ask and you shall receive.

[gayvampyr]

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[oceanpilled-fishcel]

[silliestflowergirl]

WHO KEEPS DOING THIS

[archacovercosine]

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

[sweatermuppet]

very skilled at having a headache

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[decompose1]

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

[decompose1]

why is this getting notes again everyone STOP talking about white collar & rich guy shit i am a BLUE COLLAR DYKE!!!! THIS IS A JANITORIAL COMPANY!!!! i will NOT let you make this about white collar businessmen the poors are funny too ok

[metanarrates]

the slow casual creep of misogyny back into every point of our lives both digital and physical is making me feel fucking insane

[mrsterlingeverything]

It is take it too far tuesday

[allhealwesttexas]

[seaphine]

i‘ve been called weird, but never unfunny, let that sink in.