New game is I pull up an image of a small number of peas on my phone and I shove it in your face and sing “how many peas are there” to a pleasing melody over and over until you count the peas and then if you get it right I pet you like a dog and say “good dog”
And if you are good enough at the counting we can try without the phone and i just picture the peas in my mind and you try to count my mind peas. And the tune is a little like “couldn’t be happier” from wicked but instead of the words couldn’t be happier it’s the words “how many peas are you”. And I still pet you like a dog
Wow this really blew up. But can I be honest. I feel like some of you guys don’t even want to count the peas and are just reblogging because you want me to pet you like a dog. And all I’m saying is when I sing “how many pea is there” you better be counting those peas if you wanna get pet. Because if you remember in the rules I said you only get the “good dog” treatment if you count the peas. ? For example it could be six peas. Ok? Good doggy
why couldn't a normal serial killer who hates his mother abduct me why does it have to be this
? You don’t like. my peas
