Sometimes You Need To Get Your Hands Dirty

| Gaea, earth mother | finally cleansing myself of all these little mortals |

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

don’t leave me home alone under any circumstances. i panicked and long story short there’s now an egg buried in the backyard

[rotten-to-the-applecore]

op, you cant just say these things and not give context

[goweninsane]

op why did you feed the earth an egg you know that only makes Her more powerful

[rotten-to-the-applecore]

@dirty-mama

[dirty-mama]

nourish me mortals

[dirty-mama]

when your feet get stuck in the mud that’s just me trying to slowly consume you

[blackbladesimp]

What the fuck?

[dirty-mama]

slurp slurp naughty children get vored

[blackbladesimp]

Stop right there

[dirty-mama]

sorry i can’t hear you you’ve been digested

[dirty-mama]

when your feet get stuck in the mud that’s just me trying to slowly consume you

[blackbladesimp]

What the fuck?

[dirty-mama]

slurp slurp naughty children get vored

[dirty-mama]

when your feet get stuck in the mud that’s just me trying to slowly consume you

[rcktpwr]

me, sitting on a throne barechested but wearing ornately engraved plate armor on my arms and legs and cloaked in fine almost translucent silks with an enormous snake draped over my shoulders: i got lost in the fantasy of this dope outfit and forgot what kinda post i was gonna make

[relelvance]

How much longer until ancient deities and creatures awaken to defend the planet and we enter a new age

[dirty-mama]

soon...

[dirty-mama]

conspiracy theory: not everyone needs their spine

[dirty-mama]

Today I opened up the earth and made it swallow a toddler. It felt good.

[rotten-to-the-applecore]

Cool! I did the same! But, heh, let’s just say it didn’t work out so well the first 7 times! Don’t worry though! Practice makes perfect, as they say!

[rotten-to-the-applecore]

Update: I successfully caused the earth to consume 4 adults and 7 children today! Never give up on your dreams!

[dirty-mama]

A true inspiration

[dirty-mama]

I think I’m going to go cause an earthquake

[still-falling-in-love]

Gods what have we done to deserve this

[dirty-mama]

what haven’t you done is the real question, you littering shitstains

[still-falling-in-love]

What haven’t we done

[dirty-mama]

You haven’t gotten your act together that’s what

[dirty-mama]

I think I’m going to go cause an earthquake

[still-falling-in-love]

Gods what have we done to deserve this

[dirty-mama]

what haven’t you done is the real question, you littering shitstains

[dirty-mama]

I think I’m going to go cause an earthquake

[dirty-mama]

Today I opened up the earth and made it swallow a toddler. It felt good.

[dirty-mama]

Go away

No thank you I think I shall stay right where I am

[dirty-mama]

Time to go murder some inncoent civilians

[mother-of-lions]

Don’t

[dirty-mama]

Your opinion means nothing to me

[the-mom-friend639]

Please. Don’t.

[dirty-mama]

Pretty bold if you to assume I care what you have to say

[dirty-mama]

Time to go murder some inncoent civilians

[mother-of-lions]

Don’t

[dirty-mama]

Your opinion means nothing to me

[dirty-mama]

Time to go murder some inncoent civilians

[dirty-mama]

Ahem

[dirty-mama]

I’m so glad you all missed me