Most Normalest Boygirl Ever

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[eroscestlavie]

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

[eroscestlavie]

[tonysaintborgi]

any time a post posits a question (e.g. that "is it appropriate for a grown man to have a birthday in june?") i always want to turn it into a poll but I feel like that bit is only just barely funny to begin with and would get annoying REALLY quick

[tonysaintborgi]

woah, two contrasting opinions. if only there was a way to find out how everyone felt about this

[pig5]

[effemimaniac]

ALT

[protoindoeuropean]

yet there is old persian cuneiform in the background, hmhah

[effemimaniac]

I just liked the mouthfeel of saying “ancient sumerian cuneiform” better, but old persian was the first good pic I found. I’m sorry for spreading misinformation about historical linguistics, big naturals gandalf

[protoindoeuropean]

its ok

vašna aʰuramazdāhaʰ manā *pastānā pạrnā vazạrkā=cā vahištā=cā haⁿtiy va-ša-na a-u-ra-ma-za-da-a-ha ma-na-a pa-sa-ta-a-na-a pa-ra-na-a va-za-ra-ka-a=ca-a va-ha-i-ša-ta-a=ca-a ha-ta-i-ya 𐎺𐏁𐎴 𐎠𐎢𐎼𐎶𐏀𐎭𐎠𐏃 𐎶𐎴𐎠 𐎱𐎿𐎫𐎠𐎴𐎠 𐎱𐎼𐎴𐎠 𐎺𐏀𐎼𐎣𐎠𐎨𐎠 𐎺𐏃𐎡𐏁𐎫𐎠𐎨𐎠 𐏃𐎫𐎡𐎹

“By the grace of Ahuramazda, my breasts are full, grand, the best.”

[effemimaniac]

[rimonoroni2]

the christian veneration of the lamb has always been terrifying to me in ways i can’t explain

[rimonoroni2]

here’s this figure that is vulnerable and easily abused and what’s admirable about it is that it doesn’t fight back and it doesn’t try to defend itself and it’s suffering is noble because it just sits there and takes it. pain is beautiful when you surrender to pain, suffering is godly when you don’t question or try to protect yourself and survival is ugly… like it is just me or is anybody else’s fucking skin crawling rn!!

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[simplysnaps]

Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)

[churrotowns]

when swimming’s so easy you start doing bonus quests now

[notalostcausejustyet]

This is a superb example of why she's so dominant though. Besides the fact that she works her ass of to be, because she does. Economy of movement is a big damned deal in endurance sports. Ledecky is far and away the best distance swimmer in the world because of how precise her movement is. There is zero wasted motion and nothing shows that more clearly than this.

[seimsisk]

I can't get over how smooth her paddling is, there's barely a ripple when her hands enter the water

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[flipchild]

[flipchild]

[captain-price-returns]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

whoops

[smokeys-house]

sports car guys are so funny to me like hi yes I would like to spend a quarter million dollars on this vehicle that goes really fast so that I can go 35mph on the same street as everyone else. also can we make it so I can only have 1 other person with me at any given time and no room for groceries? can I also make sure even routine maintenance also costs more sweet thank you thats always been my dream

[soup-mother]

Marking you DEAD on Shinigami DIES

[soup-mother]

This just loops back around to being Death Note

[tamamita]

this is new

[toskarin]

I've been in talks with tumblr management to replace the website with my self

[wayfire-official]

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

[flammableengineering]

polycule

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i'm so fucking over it

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying