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[captain-price-returns]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

whoops

[smokeys-house]

sports car guys are so funny to me like hi yes I would like to spend a quarter million dollars on this vehicle that goes really fast so that I can go 35mph on the same street as everyone else. also can we make it so I can only have 1 other person with me at any given time and no room for groceries? can I also make sure even routine maintenance also costs more sweet thank you thats always been my dream

[soup-mother]

Marking you DEAD on Shinigami DIES

[soup-mother]

This just loops back around to being Death Note

[tamamita]

this is new

[toskarin]

I've been in talks with tumblr management to replace the website with my self

[wayfire-official]

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

[flammableengineering]

polycule

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i'm so fucking over it

[bad-faith-misinterpreter]

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

[underratedgrapeju1ce]

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

[coco6420]

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

[imjunebitch]

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

[joeyclaire]

BREAKING: Toby Fox (Creator of Undertale, Deltarune) has been EATEN by an American White Pelican.

[toesuckler]

im autistic but i love eating blueberries cause im a gambling addict

[pocket-deer-belly]

every time i think about overwatch's orientalism i go a lil more insane. 5 japanese characters all of which are tied to a very stereotypical mythologized version of japan. they're some of the few explicitly magical characters. all of them are part of clans and lineages and shit. every map that takes place in japan is an orientalist fairy land with idyllic old looking villages with shrines and gates and cobblestone and zero utility poles in sight. this game is so incredibly racist

[pocket-deer-belly]

what's interesting to me is that no other asian characters get this treatment. mei is a climate scientist or something. diva is a gamer. lifeweaver and symmetra are scientist. something about japan specifically makes the overwatch devs get a boner for the image of a permanently ancient magical other, japanese characters are simply not allowed to be contemporary

[yossyislandd]

say boob without th last b

okay haha let's tryAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cutecipher]

i couldn't be a kamen rider because id shoot the fuck out of myself doing this

[toskarin]

you know how there's legacy products that kinda kick around after their formula is updated, a sort of worse version of something that already isn't very good, but which still exists because sometimes someone spent long enough with it that they get an inexplicable craving to have something worse

anyway I've spent the past few days thinking about those fucking awful php webgames with the prototypical energy systems that are just timers on everything, and I've been thinking, they're not good, but we don't always eat what's best for us. or what actually tastes good. or what still exists.

[toskarin]

lots of talk about the questionable quality of flash games, but php browser games were bad enough that you'd see the bespoke spinning wheel of a flash window loading and go, oh thank god, a game with production value

[toskarin]

if you see the shockwave player loading you've gotta kill yourself though

[emtmercy]

45 eps into this full history of “Chris Chan” podcast and it’s truly so much more horrible than a normal person could imagine without already knowing about it

Like other than her abusive transphobic mentally ill parents basically the only ppl Christine interacted w for seven years were undercover harassers who would form long term plans in forums and create fake identities with which they’d infiltrate her real life

There were ppl watching her wherever she goes in the way gangstalking delusion sufferers believe is happening to them but was rly happening to her

Like there are in person accounts of every time she went to the queer bar. they watch her when she goes to the mall they’re in court for her court appearances

It’s horrific

And this is obviously the way way extreme end of things but I feel like ppl in many online spaces still operate within this spirit of surveillance of ppl they find cringe under the guise of saying that persons a bad person

[xalatath]

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

[tachyon-log]

TL: "This will be the equipment you're provided this time. Take it."

[lost-but-with-coffee]