Most Normalest Boygirl Ever

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[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[busket]

both trans men and trans women are punished for our proximity to both feminity and masculinity. people decide when we are men or women based on what is the WORST option at the moment. we both get treated like women only when someone needs to infantalize us or call us bossy, bitchy, stupid, vapid. we both get treated like men when someone wants to demonize and paint us as violent, predatory, abusive, perverted. NONE of us are benefiting from any gendered privilege, because we are always treated like the worst of either gender depending on the scenario. this is something all trans people experience, regardless of agab, both trans men and trans women. so why do we assume that the other side has the opposite experience as us?? why do you think that because your life as a trans man or a trans woman is painful, that a trans person of a different gender must have the opposite experience?? like i just dont get the preschool level understanding of gender like "well boys and girls are opposites so of course our experiences are opposites too" we are living the same transphobia and if you cant see it you need to listen to other people more

[cheaphalloweencostume]

people love to pretend rap is THE misogyny genre and that for some mysterious reason, it’s the ONLY genre defined by its misogyny. and, in fact, it’s PRAXIS to hate rap and never listen to it. how very interesting! i wonder what that reason could be! can any of YOU imagine what that reason may be? 🤔

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[dragongirlsnout]

I have come to realise that perhaps I just live in a completely separate dimension from the median gamer

[dragongirlsnout]

Even outside the obvious "where has the strength of your convictions gone", I have to say; I have never had the thought of spending *checks notes*

$800 (tax inc.) on a single-purpose device to play a game that released in 1998

[pocket-deer-belly]

i've had this experience a lot with tomodachi life, where people are surprised i'm playing it cause they think it's for the switch 2. they think i bought the console for it. no, i'm emulating it. and then people go "oh shit you can emulate the switch 2 already?" and i go no, i'm emulating it cause it's for the switch 1. great branding nintendo! you're running two consoles concurrently that are branded as the same thing and people aren't understanding which games are for which consoles lmao

[pocket-deer-belly]

like here's how the playstation installments are marketed.

not only are the consoles themselves visually distinct but the way their image is presented is also very different. i'd imagine there's generally less confusion for playstation fans which games are for which console.

here's the switch compared to the switch 2

like it's literally. identical how did they make this mistake twice in a row

[sm64mario]

please do not'a remake my game don't do it do not remake my'a game

[chr0n0mage]

they already did, mario. on the ds

[sm64mario]

oh yeah...

hmm

mario will not be afraid of change any more!

[sm64dsmario]

Thank you.

[sm64mario]

why do you look like that

[capnsoapy]

Every time I see people misconstruing the definition of punk for meaningless semantic discourse I mentally substitute "punk" for "electro swing"

[capnsoapy]

"Are public libraries punk?" trite.

"Are public libraries electro swing?" immediately a better post

[rambrandt-the-painter]

im going scaly mode

[rambrandt-the-painter]

hhnnngggghnggg HNNGGGGNGNNGGG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *transforms into this*

[rambrandt-the-painter]

[rabbitkinglune777]

ultimately, I should love myself 🏳️‍⚧️

(he/him)

[rabbitkinglune777]

also I decided to draw my tooth gap cuz I'm slightly insecure about it, but my friends find it cute,,,so I drew it ...

[siliconcat]

congratulations to patchouli for inventing the worst way anyone’s ever sat in a chair

[dalmek]

[unteriors]

State Highway 67, Amsterdam, New York.

[doyouremem8erme]

first time trying one of these recreations but i saw the bed and couldnt resist

[transbaphomet]

remade in The Sims 2!

[fopposting]

remade in ACNH!

[holykittens]

fallout 76 👴

[shramp-heaven-now]

Recreated in House flipper 2

[rainbowgod666]

Drawn it with Beeg Marker (the kind kids use because the standard ones "are for the grown ups" or smth)

[ridgeworld2006]

Doom

[eggl-rd]

Roblox

[disturbedkitsune]

Second Life

[hannukahmatata]

MakeRoom!

[astirysk2electricboogaloo]

animal jam play wild

[capn-rattlebones]

Lucid Blocks

[taibhsearachd]

World of Warcraft

[kay-southpaw]

Infinity Nikki

[justasmallbloginabigklainefandom]

Pokopia!

[skywardthedragon]

Ensemble Stars

[spudsaaa]

Remade from what little furniture I have in Finch

[thelegendofstella]

Kirby's Epic Yarn 🧶

[ot3]

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

[donteventry-itdude]

saying God ain’t real is so unnecessary 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ot3]

its actually pretty necessary for people who grew up being told "all of your thoughts are constantly monitored by an omniscient and omnipotent authority who may doom you to an eternity of torment if you think wrong" to occasionally be reminded that none of it is true at all.

[hauntingyourself]

You just hate me because the patterns on my clothes move around like they do on chowder and yours don’t

[plasmalink]

was chatting with friends about taste in partners, I said I wanted someone whose weaknesses I could cover and vice versa (I get things off tall shelves, they say I ordered no pickles) and we could sort of mutually protect each other.

these motherfuckers were like "this guy's got a party composition kink"

[fairycosmos]

big life tips dont be neurodivergent dont be poor dont get in any sort of situation and dont let yourself need or crave

[fairycosmos]

not getting good reports back on your progress with this guys

[catgirlapologist]

isn't it insane though how schizophrenic people are viewed as violent and dangerous by the majority of society when in reality schizophrenic people are nearly 14 times more likely to be on the receiving end of violence than to be the perpetrators...

[catgirlapologist]

schizophrenic person: makes a post trying to raise awareness about the disproportionate abuse and harmful stereotypes schizophrenic people face

yall: "yeah im not gonna reblog this they used the word ins*ne which is so problematic ://"

[truth-spatter]

What the fuck happens that changes these stats to such a massive degree?

[catgirlapologist]

1) schizophrenia hardly ever causes people to be violent so schizophrenic people aren’t more likely to be violent than anyone else

2) schizophrenic people’s autonomy is often taken away from them because of their schizophrenia. because the authorities and mental healthcare providers often automatically assume schizophrenic people to be violent, they’re more likely to immediately react to schizophrenic people's symptoms with violence, without even knowing for sure said schizophrenic person was going to be violent. all of this causes schizophrenic people to be more likely of being victims of violence and abuse. schizophrenic people also have a harder time getting out of abusive households because of the risk of their autonomy being taken away. if a schizophrenic person’s relative or partner is abusive, often the schizophrenic person has no way out of the situation, both because our disconnect from reality can result in us being easier to manipulate, and because the system is built in a way that it takes away our autonomy because of our condition.

[catgirlapologist]

also schizophrenic people and psychotic people in general, please do a lot of research before picking a provider for your own sake, and if they try to treat your psychosis in a way that you think is harmful then don’t hesitate to switch providers. your safety and wellbeing should be a priority over everything else.

[catgirlapologist]

can y'all please reblog this version instead