I will name my first kid Ebola...

...in the meantime, I will be looking for Herpes, my future wife.

[slinky-malinky-blog]

dis ma favourite! 

[henrrydelavega]

[blog-soup-blog]

[kiwiibeatdown]

[orangescum]

PROBLEMS?

[pr1nceshawn]

Today’s kids will never know…

[dirtyeaze-blog]

MySpace faded real fast.

[thee-renaissance-man]

Somebody’s had a long day

#PuppyLife #HeelerGram #BlueHeeler #ACD #AustralianCattleDog

[dirtyeaze-blog]

I want this dog. This is the breed of the dog from the original Mad Max movie. I always thought that dog was a bad ass.

[dirtyeaze-blog]

If you see...

...me reblogging your posts from ages ago, well...yeah lol. I have around 800 drafts that I never got around to posting before I went on my hiatus. A lot is outdated af, so those are getting deleted. Anyway, just thought I would give you a heads up so you don't think I'm a creep going back 2-3 years ago in your archives lol. Peace.

[ghostworlds]

[taytay1789]

anatomy at its finest

[cents-of-humor]

[tropicanaskeleton-deactivated20]

My friend John was tagging shoes at his job and this Vietnamese woman’s ID was in one of the Nikes. Crazy.

[dirtyeaze-blog]

Perhaps a new overseas mail order bride technique?

[caseyweldon]

[112732]

[dirtyeaze-blog]

That's felonious destruction of property. Hope you don't have any priors, otherwise you're going to be asking yourself the same question in a cell with bars after you've burned cash through legal fees and restitution. Just saying.

[nemfrog]

Skeletons of a bird and a human compared. L'histoire de la nature des oyseaux. 1555.

[dirtyeaze-blog]

Bored and want a good laugh?

Check out okcupidtrolls . She became inactive about the time I finished college, but her posts were hilarious. I would literally sit around with tears in my eyes reading her posts. I wonder if she finally found a match on there lol. I miss her though and I wish her the best wherever she may be. There was another girl that did the same thing, but she deleted her blog long ago (equally funny). If you know of any good troll blogs like this, please send them my way. Or if you are a troll blog, add me and I'll add you back. I'm always down for a good laugh. Thanks in advance. Peace.

[mickacatt]