I lied it’s actually crackfessions

The purpose of this blog is pure comedy so please don't send actual dirty confessions

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Anon confessed: I want Souffle, Blue Cheese, Baguette, Fruit Tart, and Whisky to become the Migthy Morphin Suspect Rangers.

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I'm sorry you get confessions like that... You'd think it would be the first thing you notice after going on this blog - it's NOT dirty. Hope you don't get any more of them, and Merry Christmas for later!

Thank you anon!

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I want Opera to ask Souffle why the doll that looks like him is covered in white sticky stuff

Not so friendly reminder that I have a rule against actually nsfw confessions. There's been a few already I quietly deleted but this one... really made me uncomfortable so I had to say something.

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Anon confessed: I want Escargot to have a good nights sleep and to have sweet dreams :)

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Anon confessed: I want hamburger to be the king of burger king

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Anon confessed: I wanna tuck Pudding into bed and let him REST cuz he needs a break from everyone’s BS

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Anon confessed: I want Steak to call Bloody Mary a rancid condom and then ride off into the sunset with Red Wine and Pretzel.

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Anon confessed: i want blue cheese to play despacito on the world's smallest violin for me

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Anon confessed: I want to gift Bloody Mary a Steak body pillow.

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Anon confessed: i hate b-52. tis all.

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Anon confessed: I would have crossed the Pacific Ocean with only a paper boat just to bring napoleon cake back from his gay baby jail

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Anon confessed: i want to throw a Snickers bar at Spaghetti. he needs to CHILL!

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Anon confessed: Let Baguette Say Fuck!!

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Anon confessed: Get the feeling Soufflé won't come home. So I'll just hold Opera Cake and cry.

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@thedarojianempiria confessed: I want Raindrop Cake to take his antidepressants and beat the shit out of whiskey

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Anon confessed: Why do I feel like Whiskey is purposely wearing such shabby patched up doctor outfit just to haunt me by reminding me how broke I am everytime I see his skin illustration...

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Anon confessed: I want Blue Cheese and Soufflé to duke it out for Opera Cake’s love