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Anon confessed: I want Souffle, Blue Cheese, Baguette, Fruit Tart, and Whisky to become the Migthy Morphin Suspect Rangers.

#Food Fantasy #FF Souffle #FF Fruit Tart #FF Baguette #FF Blue Cheese #FF Whisky #dirtyfoodfantasyconfessions

I'm sorry you get confessions like that... You'd think it would be the first thing you notice after going on this blog - it's NOT dirty. Hope you don't get any more of them, and Merry Christmas for later!

Thank you anon!

I want Opera to ask Souffle why the doll that looks like him is covered in white sticky stuff

Not so friendly reminder that I have a rule against actually nsfw confessions. There's been a few already I quietly deleted but this one... really made me uncomfortable so I had to say something.

#NSFW #like actually nsfw

Anon confessed: I want Escargot to have a good nights sleep and to have sweet dreams :)

#Food Fantasy #FF Escargot #dirtyfoodfantasyconfessions

Anon confessed: I want hamburger to be the king of burger king

#Food Fantasy #FF Hamburger #dirtyfoodfantasyconfessions

Anon confessed: I wanna tuck Pudding into bed and let him REST cuz he needs a break from everyone’s BS

#Food Fantasy #FF Pudding #dirtyfoodfantasyconfessions

Anon confessed: I want Steak to call Bloody Mary a rancid condom and then ride off into the sunset with Red Wine and Pretzel.

#Food Fantasy #FF Bloody Mary #FF Steak #dirtyfoodfantasyconfessions

Anon confessed: i want blue cheese to play despacito on the world's smallest violin for me

#Food Fantasy #FF Blue Cheese #dirtyfoodfantasyconfessions

Anon confessed: I want to gift Bloody Mary a Steak body pillow.

#Food Fantasy #FF Bloody Mary #dirtyfoodfantasyconfessions

Anon confessed: i hate b-52. tis all.

#Food Fantasy #FF B-52 #dirtyfoodfantasyconfessions

Anon confessed: I would have crossed the Pacific Ocean with only a paper boat just to bring napoleon cake back from his gay baby jail

#Food Fantasy #FF Napoleon Cake #dirtyfoodfantasyconfessions

Anon confessed: i want to throw a Snickers bar at Spaghetti. he needs to CHILL!

#Food Fantasy #FF Spaghetti #dirtyfoodfantasyconfessions

Anon confessed: Let Baguette Say Fuck!!

#Food Fantasy #FF Baguette #dirtyfoodfantasyconfessions

Anon confessed: Get the feeling Soufflé won't come home. So I'll just hold Opera Cake and cry.

#Food Fantasy #FF Opera Cake #FF Souffle #dirtyfoodfantasyconfessions

@thedarojianempiria confessed: I want Raindrop Cake to take his antidepressants and beat the shit out of whiskey

#Food Fantasy #FF Raindrop Cake #FF Whisky #dirtyfoodfantasyconfessions

Anon confessed: Why do I feel like Whiskey is purposely wearing such shabby patched up doctor outfit just to haunt me by reminding me how broke I am everytime I see his skin illustration...

#Food Fantasy #FF Whisky #dirtyfoodfantasyconfessions

Anon confessed: I want Blue Cheese and Soufflé to duke it out for Opera Cake’s love

#Food Fantasy #FF Souffle #FF Blue Cheese #dirtyfoodfantasyconfessions

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